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Arkimus has a minion!

Mr. Tipinton the Sir Cephalopod




Arkimus
Legacy Name: Arkimus


The Chibi Montre
Owner: Asuwelt

Age: 12 years, 7 months, 3 weeks

Born: September 15th, 2011

Adopted: 12 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: September 15th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 16
     
  • Strength: 13
     
  • Defense: 13
     
  • Speed: 12
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 55
     
  • Books Read: 52
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Head of Competitions



I have totally got to get this bit in. There's like, this deadline. Not like a school deadline, cause I totally gave that up a while back. But like a bit of a story deadline? It would totes help pay rent but I have this issue with like, the story? It's totally my story, but it's... not? Not really. I See and talk to a lot of people. Kind of a city thing, ya know? Well like, I meet a lot of people and see a lot of things when I just sit and slow things down and watch. I watch like, a lot. All the time. This apartment gets stuff ya know?
Well I see people, different kinds of people. Tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people, not human... people. I sometimes see wings, and glowing lights, and these like... dead people? Not like, zombies. Or uh. Dude, are zombies real? Totally not real. Totally not. But I see these things, and man I think some days I just have too much coffee or somethin but ya got to admit, if we're alone then we are boring. But man, we are not alone. My comics, and my Saturday night TV shows or like, my D&D Tuesday did NOT prepare me for what I see when I slow things down and watch.
Their favourite place is the park, sometimes the club down town where the boys dance in short shorts. But the park is bright and safe and how has no one else seen this? They aren't like, hidden. So like, there's this kid, right? I mean I say kid but he's like, my age. But he's always with this tall... thing. With wings. Now you're gonna be all, but how do you know it's wings. Well buddy, I will tell you. I found feathers. I found feathers that I watched fall from his back. And I mean like... he didn't really have real wings. They're kind of like, tattooed on his back, but the feather defiantly fell from his back! He doesn't have like, a bird stuffed in his pocket!
I mean, they're cool and all but ya know, sometimes it's sad. I couldn't sleep the other night ya know? So I went for a walk and it was raining and I had a glitch pair of headphones so I wasn't riskin that stuff so I didn't have em in and man I could hear crying. So I got curious and was lookin and found these two people behind the club I mentioned? They were hugging and this one guy was crying and it was really like. Sad, you could feel it even from the street. The other guy said somethin that I couldn't understand, I only speak Klingon, kissed this key and like, disappeared. I didn't wanna process much more than that cause the crying got louder but like. Disappeared man. DISAPPEARED. Who just DOES that?
But ya man, I wanna talk about their stories, but they're not mine, ya know? Maybe I can ask 'em for more info, and make somethin worth while.

Pet Treasure


Hot and Fresh Takeout

Winter Reading Backlog

Iconic Comic Book

Bleak Issue 3

The Lone Muffin

The Lone Muffin Fights Again!

Muffin Man vs. Mister Cupcake

Keith VS Cyde

Mirage Issue 1

Bleak Issue 1

Bleak Issue 2

100 Degrees Issue 1

The Archan, The Goddess, and The Bathroom Cabinet

Fourth Wall Breaking

Book of Speeling Eror

How to Write I

How to Write II

How to Write III

Subeta Dictionary I

Subeta Dictionary II

Subeta Dictionary III

Fantastic Fiction: Only One Bed

Black Book Belt

Rose Oil Diffuser

Cream Mahogany Papasan Chair

Blacklight Octopus Ale

Blacklight Octopus Ale

Takeout Menu

Pay it Forward Coffee and Cookies

Cozy Pumpkin Spice Latte

Coconut Sugar

Pink Sanding Sugar

Ground Cloves

Sugar Cookies in a Jar

Chicken Noodle Soup in a Jar

Chai Tea in a Jar

Banana Bread in a Jar

Iced Black Coffee

Iced Espresso Coffee

Iced Hazelnut Coffee

Iced Caramel Coffee

Iced French Vanilla Coffee

Puzzled Mug

Discarded Coffee Pot Terrarium

Lily Potted Cactus

How to Plant a Tree Kit

Trendy Black Glasses

Rose Salt Lamp

Paper

Mechanical Pencil 0.5

iNKorporated After Five Forgotten Pencil

Green Tangerine Laptop

Shiny Metal Binder

Fanfiction

Incomplete Manuscripts

Edited Script

Blake Steeles Journal

Embossed Leather Journal

Remarkably Unremarkable Notebook

The Squib

Dream Journal

Saggitarius Pen Set

Amazon Miniature

D10 of Destiny

Green Ten-sided Dice

Peaceful Pink Art Print

Autumn Quilt Wrap

Write On Sweater

Gray I Love Subeta Octopus Tank

Likes To Write Statement Tee

Likes To Read Statement Tee

Rainbow Octopus Kneehighs

Sleuth Rag Doll

Mercenary Rag Doll

Spacetime Steward

Liz and Squidley Plushie

Alexandrite Octopus

Baby Cthulhu

Kid the Squid Beanbag

Experiment 3485 Plushie

Warm Experiment 3485 Beanbag

Happy Yet Angry Octopus

Blue Yarn Octopus Plushie

Pink Yarn Octopus Plushie

Octello

Raggedy Ahmastashoo Octopus Plushie

Octogift

Octice

Shy Octo Figurine

Gray Piroctapus Beanbag

Squiddle

Octopuss

Red Octopus Sticker

Stone Tentacle Idol

Pet Friends