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Arkimus has a minion!
Mr. Tipinton the Sir Cephalopod
Mr. Tipinton the Sir Cephalopod
Arkimus
Legacy Name: Arkimus
The Chibi Montre
Owner: Asuwelt
Age: 12 years, 7 months, 3 weeks
Born: September 15th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: September 15th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 16
- Strength: 13
- Defense: 13
- Speed: 12
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 55
- Books Read: 52
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Head of Competitions
I have totally got to get this bit in. There's like, this deadline. Not like a school deadline, cause I totally gave that up a while back. But like a bit of a story deadline? It would totes help pay rent but I have this issue with like, the story? It's totally my story, but it's... not? Not really. I See and talk to a lot of people. Kind of a city thing, ya know? Well like, I meet a lot of people and see a lot of things when I just sit and slow things down and watch. I watch like, a lot. All the time. This apartment gets stuff ya know?
Well I see people, different kinds of people. Tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people, not human... people. I sometimes see wings, and glowing lights, and these like... dead people? Not like, zombies. Or uh. Dude, are zombies real? Totally not real. Totally not. But I see these things, and man I think some days I just have too much coffee or somethin but ya got to admit, if we're alone then we are boring. But man, we are not alone. My comics, and my Saturday night TV shows or like, my D&D Tuesday did NOT prepare me for what I see when I slow things down and watch.
Their favourite place is the park, sometimes the club down town where the boys dance in short shorts. But the park is bright and safe and how has no one else seen this? They aren't like, hidden. So like, there's this kid, right? I mean I say kid but he's like, my age. But he's always with this tall... thing. With wings. Now you're gonna be all, but how do you know it's wings. Well buddy, I will tell you. I found feathers. I found feathers that I watched fall from his back. And I mean like... he didn't really have real wings. They're kind of like, tattooed on his back, but the feather defiantly fell from his back! He doesn't have like, a bird stuffed in his pocket!
I mean, they're cool and all but ya know, sometimes it's sad. I couldn't sleep the other night ya know? So I went for a walk and it was raining and I had a glitch pair of headphones so I wasn't riskin that stuff so I didn't have em in and man I could hear crying. So I got curious and was lookin and found these two people behind the club I mentioned? They were hugging and this one guy was crying and it was really like. Sad, you could feel it even from the street. The other guy said somethin that I couldn't understand, I only speak Klingon, kissed this key and like, disappeared. I didn't wanna process much more than that cause the crying got louder but like. Disappeared man. DISAPPEARED. Who just DOES that?
But ya man, I wanna talk about their stories, but they're not mine, ya know? Maybe I can ask 'em for more info, and make somethin worth while.
Pet Treasure
Hot and Fresh Takeout
Winter Reading Backlog
Iconic Comic Book
Bleak Issue 3
The Lone Muffin
The Lone Muffin Fights Again!
Muffin Man vs. Mister Cupcake
Keith VS Cyde
Mirage Issue 1
Bleak Issue 1
Bleak Issue 2
100 Degrees Issue 1
The Archan, The Goddess, and The Bathroom Cabinet
Fourth Wall Breaking
Book of Speeling Eror
How to Write I
How to Write II
How to Write III
Subeta Dictionary I
Subeta Dictionary II
Subeta Dictionary III
Fantastic Fiction: Only One Bed
Black Book Belt
Rose Oil Diffuser
Cream Mahogany Papasan Chair
Blacklight Octopus Ale
Blacklight Octopus Ale
Takeout Menu
Pay it Forward Coffee and Cookies
Cozy Pumpkin Spice Latte
Coconut Sugar
Pink Sanding Sugar
Ground Cloves
Sugar Cookies in a Jar
Chicken Noodle Soup in a Jar
Chai Tea in a Jar
Banana Bread in a Jar
Iced Black Coffee
Iced Espresso Coffee
Iced Hazelnut Coffee
Iced Caramel Coffee
Iced French Vanilla Coffee
Puzzled Mug
Discarded Coffee Pot Terrarium
Lily Potted Cactus
How to Plant a Tree Kit
Trendy Black Glasses
Rose Salt Lamp
Paper
Mechanical Pencil 0.5
iNKorporated After Five Forgotten Pencil
Green Tangerine Laptop
Shiny Metal Binder
Fanfiction
Incomplete Manuscripts
Edited Script
Blake Steeles Journal
Embossed Leather Journal
Remarkably Unremarkable Notebook
The Squib
Dream Journal
Saggitarius Pen Set
Amazon Miniature
D10 of Destiny
Green Ten-sided Dice
Peaceful Pink Art Print
Autumn Quilt Wrap
Write On Sweater
Gray I Love Subeta Octopus Tank
Likes To Write Statement Tee
Likes To Read Statement Tee
Rainbow Octopus Kneehighs
Sleuth Rag Doll
Mercenary Rag Doll
Spacetime Steward
Liz and Squidley Plushie
Alexandrite Octopus
Baby Cthulhu
Kid the Squid Beanbag
Experiment 3485 Plushie
Warm Experiment 3485 Beanbag
Happy Yet Angry Octopus
Blue Yarn Octopus Plushie
Pink Yarn Octopus Plushie
Octello
Raggedy Ahmastashoo Octopus Plushie
Octogift
Octice
Shy Octo Figurine
Gray Piroctapus Beanbag
Squiddle
Octopuss
Red Octopus Sticker
Stone Tentacle Idol