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Lagmonster_892 has a minion!

'Lil Lag the Lagmonster

Lagmonster_892
Legacy Name: Lagmonster_892

The

Golden Velosotor
Owner: ~~Vair~~

Age: 14 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: November 29th, 2011

Adopted: 14 years, 6 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: November 30th, 2011

Nominate Pet for Spotlight

Statistics

Level: 6
Strength: 14
Defense: 11
Speed: 11
Health: 12
HP: 10/12
Intelligence: 113
Books Read: 105
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

The dreaded...Lagmonster!

•Favorite Foods: Shoutbox Posts & Page Refreshes
(you always wondered where they went)

•Hobbies: Causing lag wherever he goes and disrupting really important and/or urgent webpage loading

•Quotes:
"I'm in your computer, eating your internet!"

"Bandwidth = Good Noms"

"If Keith is the king of Subeta, and Subeta lags... is Keith the King of Lag?"

"Please wait 'til I'm done killing your connection..."

•Greatest Achievements:
1) Having you restart your computer
2) Making you repeat number one... over... and over...

•Famous Relatives:

Name: Philosoraptor
Relationship: Cousin
Known for: Meme

Name: T-Rex
Relationship: Uncle
Known for: Actor in "Jurassic Park" series

Name: Godzilla
Relationship: First Cousin, Twice Removed (on mother's side- apparently of Asian decent)
Known for: Terrorizing Japan

Name: Barney, B.J., and Baby Bop
Relationship: -too embarrassing to note-
Known for: Killing children's brain cells through their television show

•Lagmonst Fan-art:

Lagmonster by ~~Vair~~
Lagmonster the Artist by ~~Vair~~
Lagmonster by User not found: kidzrockon
Lagmonster by Ratsy