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Code Monkey has a minion!

Boring Manager Rob the Geeky Mouse

Code Monkey
Legacy Name: Code Monkey

The

Scribble Manchu
Owner: CHANEL_911

Age: 16 years, 4 months, 3 weeks

Born: January 16th, 2010

Adopted: 16 years, 4 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: January 29th, 2010

Nominate Pet for Spotlight

Statistics

Level: 56
Strength: 141
Defense: 140
Speed: 139
Health: 142
HP: 142/142
Intelligence: 9
Books Read: 8
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Store Clerk

Theme Song

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Binary removed until it becomes lawful. D<

The Basics

Alias: Jerry
Age: 33
Gender: M
Type: Simian
Breed: Nerd
Nationality: Geek
Orientation: S
Roleplaying: N/A

[Reference Sheet"]

Story

Jerry spends his days getting up to the same mundane job at Discovery Technical Automation where he spends his days with failed attempts to score with Mary- a female programmer- and wishing he were playing his guitar hero.

Coding is what Jerry does, but his boring manager Rob makes it hard for him to enjoy it all too much. No matter how many times Jerry explains to Rob, "Hey, I'm just a code monkey, get one of the programmers to do it," Rob just lays it all on Jerry's head.

Jerry's biggest wish is to get out of his job and join a band. The only thing keeping him from leaving is seeing Mary's pretty face each day. He keeps trying to tell her how he feels, but she always brushes him off due to her dislike for junk food (which he always offers) and her workaholic ways.

Someday Jerry, someday.

Relationships

The only real relationship Jerry has at the moment is with his laptop.The laptop gets the job done -wink-

Appearance

Body Type: Hairy
Height: Slouched
Weight: Scrawny
Fur Tone: Monkeyish
Hair: All Over
Eyes: Dark w/ Glasses
Markings: Clean & Clear
Traits: Simple
Abilities: Programming,
Guitar Hero