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Twinkies has a minion!

Bill Murray the Dead Person

Bill Murray the Dead Person
Twinkies
Legacy Name: Twinkies
The
Owner: GUITAR
Age: 15 years, 6 months
Born: December 8th, 2010
Adopted: 15 years, 6 months ago
Adopted: December 8th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 22
- Strength: 56
- Defense: 56
- Speed: 65
- Health: 50
- HP: 50/50
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Cleaning Crew
![]() Art by RinnyZ x -by- SillyCinic | Zombies Ate My Neighbors So call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight so hey man, check this out, downtown is a riot, somethings spreading through the crowd, try channel 9, i'm pretty sure they're heading straight for this part of town, i can't be certain, but i swear i hear them just outside, there's no way that this is real, so count me in so grab something sharp, find some cover, kill the lights, nail the back door shut, this isn't funny anymore, oh, no, this means war Don't take this the wrong way, but i'd much rather choke and die, than sit alone and fall with out a fight so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight, so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight and there she was, glaring, with olive eyes, and chalk white skin, i want you to know, that i won't be holding back tonight, she stole my heart, i'll be taking hers with a long dart now, but look at the bright side, it's not like she had one there to start, something tells me, it's gonna be a long night, so grab something sharp, find some cover, kill the lights, nail the back door shut, this isn't funny anymore, oh, no, this means war, and something tells me, it's gonna be a long night so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight, so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight, so call the neighbor kids, the trash can lids, with buckets on their heads, cause i'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight My Wishlist. Twinkies; tasty cream filled pastries made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches courtesy of Urban Dictionary Nickname; Tallahasse Gender; Male Age; 31 Years "There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty." Story to come. Profile in the works. |
Pet Treasure

Zombie Makeup Kit

Skull Pirate Cupcake

Winsome Rogue Gun Holsters

Vera

Survivors Crowbar

Survivors Shotgun Shell Belt

Survivors Handgun with Holster

Seatbelt Belt

Shapely Onyx Hookah

Finger on a Stick

Scum Toilet

Scientist Toilet Paper

Baseball Bat

Zombie Braaains Sticker

Tiny Morostide Zombie Plushie

Brain Matter

Jar Of Zombie Drool

Heart on a Stick

