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Roller has a minion!
Gonna Roll Up the Petrified Turd
Gonna Roll Up the Petrified Turd
Roller
Legacy Name: Roller
The Common Experiment #1536
Owner: zwitter
Age: 10 years, 11 months, 1 week
Born: June 13th, 2013
Adopted: 9 years, 11 months, 3 days ago
Adopted: June 17th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
GOTTA ROLL FAST
There are three types of dung beetles. Dwellers, live in manure. Tunnelers, bury dung where they find it. Then there are rollers. Rollers roll dung into round balls and take it with them.
Hey what's that smell?
A smelly smell that I know all too well
Found a fresh pile and it's all mine
Gotta roll it up, take my time
My breakfast, lunch and dinner
So delicious it makes me feel like a winner
I'll roll it around to find a mate
I'll show her my ball, my ball so great
We'll find a place to settle down
Then bury my ball underground
Deep inside she'll lay her eggs
From eggs to larva they'll grow little legs
From inside to out they'll eat the dung
And a new life cycle has begun!
Background from Glitch
Art/coding/story @me
There are three types of dung beetles. Dwellers, live in manure. Tunnelers, bury dung where they find it. Then there are rollers. Rollers roll dung into round balls and take it with them.
Hey what's that smell?
A smelly smell that I know all too well
Found a fresh pile and it's all mine
Gotta roll it up, take my time
My breakfast, lunch and dinner
So delicious it makes me feel like a winner
I'll roll it around to find a mate
I'll show her my ball, my ball so great
We'll find a place to settle down
Then bury my ball underground
Deep inside she'll lay her eggs
From eggs to larva they'll grow little legs
From inside to out they'll eat the dung
And a new life cycle has begun!
Background from Glitch
Art/coding/story @me
Pet Treasure
Dungus Beetle
Poopile Snowball
Poo Pile
Poopkin
Crappy Plushie
Dung Fruit
Guano
Poo Carved Pumpkin
Pooflower
Poopy Soft Serve
Mint Poopy Soft Serve
Chocolate Chip Poopy Soft Serve
White Chocolate Poopy Soft Serve
Poop Pop
Poop Chocolate Coated Pretzel Stick
Poop Filling Cannoli
Poopy Hors dOeuvre
Poo Iced Doughnut
Poo-Filled Brainy Eclairs
Poop on the Cob
Turd Custard Pastry Twist
Poop Taffy
Chunky Diarrhea Notdog
Turd Sauce with Fried Fingers
Turd Sauce with Fried Eyeballs
Turd Sauce with Fried Ear Rings
Grilled Poo and Cheese Appetizer
Poop Jelly Pastry
Poop Filled Pastry Sandwich
Turd Ducken
Poopy Peanut Butter
Diarrhea Un-dae
Leakage Un-dae
Poop Crunchy Bone Candy
Poop Lip Gloss
Kitty Litter Cereal
Dirty Minion Litter Box
Poop Toilet Paper
Eat Poo Heart Cookie
Turds Conversation Heart Beanbag
Dung Beetle Beanbag
Jelly Bean Poopin Reindeer