NAME: Lars AGE: 17 GENDER: Female ORIENTATION: Unicorns and timelords OCCUPATION: Student by school year, professional weedwhacker by summerINTERESTS: Plants, psychology, outdoors, organic farming (DOWN WITH MONSANTO!), attempting to overcome my inner suburban pansy-ness, weeding, cats, chocolate, dirty jokes, knitting, books, exploiting libraries, biking, swearing, swearing in Spanish, trees, theology, environmental sciences, people, philosophy, hot people, not hot people, worrying, obsessing, eating, spazzing, writing. PET PEEVES: People who walk slowly, people who weed slowly, greedy people, ignorant people, close-minded people, hateful people, people, affluence, money, racism, bigotry, many fellow Christians, pointless monocultures like lawns and golf courses and huge corn fields, stubborn weeds, sore hands, hot weather, exposed earth, eutrophication, erosion, Asian beetles, Gypsy moths, harvesting fennel, BOOKS WITH EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SENTENCE FRAGMENTS, misspelled words, texting. OBSESSIONS: Weeding, reading, knitting, peeing, eating, drinking tea, complaining, over-using chopsticks, Doctor Who, Merlin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, My Little Pony, Good Omens, and a million other books. I love people very much, but they can be so excruciatingly thick and stupid.
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