This simply will not work.

I have an etsy shop along with my best friend, which you are free to visit if you so desire and free to ignore if you've decided to hate me. You probably deserve it, by the way; I am not a very nice person because you keep doing not-very-nice things.

Chelsea (oddishness) is amazing, and the cutest damn California lesbian I ever did see. I would be a lesbian... I think... except I'm sort of genderqueer. That doesn't help much when it comes to sexual orientation ambiguity, does it? Well.

I might just be your friend if you say something funny and make me laugh. I enjoy having people who are funny around. It makes looking at the rest of this mess less tiresome.

I mean come on, I just cleaned this up!

Currently hoarding:

Buttocks do not work like that. Good night!

P.S. I'm back, theoretically. My roommate is not, because you give some twit staff powers and they'll ban anyone for saying anything they don't like. Hoping they ban 2/3 of the admin team for being dickless carnists, love, Maike