Kiss My name is Samantha, but most call me Sammy. I'm 18, and I live in that elusive spot that nobody notices called Canada. Frequently asked questions; Q: Wow, you live in Canada! Is it cold in those igloos? A: Contrary to popular belief, igloos are actually quite warm. If anyone is complaining about their igloo being too cold, they're doing it wrong. Q: Do you dogsled? A: The most popular form of transportation is via moose. My trusty steed Bob and I take the two hour ride to school every day, and then we eat a healthy serving of poutine. Q: Does Canada hate America? A: Absolutely not! In fact, we Canadians sympathize with the American plight. This is why in ten years hence we are planning a raid to annex the United States. We will ride in on our moose, release the polar bears, and flood the streets with top quality maple syrup. From there we will take over your government, and the second act will be calling on all the newly wedded gay couples to do a mass redecorating of your homes. |
Soda Infamous Story Ideas; Ghede and Angela first breaking free of Anguish? - Broken Shackles Soda's training/actually being a nice girl? - Through Fire and Flames Joshua's first crime? - Long Live the King Seth's fall from grace? - Start of Darkness Caterina discovering her linage? - Shattered Deceptions Anastasia's mother's death? - Mayflies of Magic Aftermath of Nakia's first kill? - Who You Are in the Dark See the awesome default coding? Thank the awesome |
the Agent -- the Vigilante -- the Survivor the Hunter -- the Watchful -- the Timeless -- the Disingenuous -- the King of Thieves -- the Nightmare the Courupted -- the Sadist -- the Deceiver the Cursed -- the Wishful -- the Twisted |