Information
Cherry the Bing
Aed
Legacy Name: Aed
The Graveyard Feli
Owner: Luck
Age: 12 years, 11 months, 1 week
Born: May 16th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 11 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: May 16th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 530
- Strength: 1,325
- Defense: 1,325
- Speed: 1,326
- Health: 1,325
- HP: 1,307/1,325
- Intelligence: 321
- Books Read: 297
- Food Eaten: 2
- Job: Secret Keeper
Story
Bio
Basic Info
Name: sdrawkcaBhtaeD Zacharie Johnston
Pronunciation: draw-cab-tay'd
Alias: Aed
Nicknames: Aeddy, Pretty Little Emo Boy, MC AED, Kool-Aed, Zombeh Kitteh
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Korat Cat / Australian Cattle Dog mix
Mix: 50% Cat, 50% Dog
Birthday: October 31st, 1990
Star Sign: Scorpio
Chinese Zodiac: Metal Horse
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140lbs
Origins & Achievements
Homeland: Winnipeg, Canada
Residence: NYC
Education: Middle School graduate
Known Languages: English
Intelligence: Lower than average
Occupation: Rapper
Physical & Mental
Status: Undead Zombie Vampire
Death Date: June 6th, 2003
Cause of Death: self-inflicted
Conditions: Developmental delay (motor), Learning Disabilities (ADD and Dysgraphia)
Dominant Hand: Left, semi-ambidextrous
Fear Response: Flight (petty) Fight (serious)
Alignment: Neutral Good
Religion: Agnostic
Outlook: Optimistic
Social: Extrovert
Home Life
Sexuality: Pansexual
Marital Status: Married since December 24th 2010
Partner: Zay
Ex-Wife: Thym (divorced)
Offspring: Amanda, Felix, Daen, Zinema, Mocha, Luke, Ortensia
Siblings: Erik, Grymm, Pierre (half brother), Carmen (half sister)
Parents: Zacharie Pierre Johnston (father), Marie Fiona Johnston (mother, deceased)
Pet: Cherry the female miniature pinscher
Extras
Traits: funny, charming, protective, stubborn, hot-headed, slacker
Markings: Left ear pierced, both ears slightly ripped, left wrist stitched, exposed bone on end of tail, JC's mark branded on his right shoulder blade. Has a lot of tattoos. Like a lot. All over his upper body and arms.
Talents: having a long tongue
Likes: pancakes, his childhood lamb plushie Baba, brains, having Zombie Pride, mermaids, eating raw potatoes, being weird, being a dad, family life, the graveyard, chilling, his mancave basement, making music
Dislikes: waffles, sharp objects, fish, zombie discrimination, being forced to do work, people telling him what to do, being judged
Voice: mc chris
Songs
(NSFW lyrics)
Act 1 - Rise
:microphone: MC Chris Is Dead - mc chris
:skull: Shoal Cave - Pokemon ORAS
:microphone: BRAINS! - Voltaire
:skull: Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton
:microphone: MEOW - cyriak
:skull: Organ Donor - Zomboy
:microphone: Resident Evil Main Theme - Marilyn Manson
:skull: The Roommate From Hell (ft. mc chris) - MC Lars
Act 2 - Irresistible
:microphone: Emo Party - mc chris
:skull: Falynn - mc chris
:microphone: SexyBack - Justin Timberlake
:skull: Older Crowd - mc chris
:microphone: Nrrrd Grrrl - mc chris
Act 3 - Demons
:skull: What I've Done - Linkin Park
:microphone: Demons Die - Second Person
:skull: Monster - Skillet
:microphone: Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Act 4 - Warped
:skull: Rollercoaster - mc chris
:microphone: Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects
:skull: Everywhere - mc chris
Friends
Wife and Kids
Zay
This is my wifey, we've been married since 2010 so that's the longest I ever been married. We been together through thick and thin, but always make it through together in the end. We both been doing a lot of growing up over the years and learned a lot about ourselves and each other. She turned me into a vampire, and I turned her into a zombie, and we're both zompires now. Oh yea we also vampy imprinted so that means we can read each other's minds; total transparency, trust and bein' on the same page and all that jazz. I don't want to be without her, I love her, and all the kids we had!
Daen, Zinema, Mocha, Luke, Ortensia
Speaking of kids, these are them. My son Daen, daughters Zinema, Mocha, son Luke, and youngest daughter Ortensia. Yeah I know it's a lot, but let's just say there could be a lot more. *cough* I do like them a lot, from the youngest days of being helpless babies, growing them and tucking them in and reading them to sleep at night, and as they grow even older and prepare to be true individuals in the world. I want them to be safe, sure, but I also want to respect them as people and let them have their own lives! Give them some room and they'll gladly choose to let you in.
Ex-Wife and Kids
Thym, Amanda, Felix
My ex-wife is called Thym. We tried really hard to make it work... Well... she tried, I guess. We got married super super young and had two kids, first Amanda, then Felix. Even back then I knew, but I dunno if I would have admitted, I was 100% the problem. So guilty, I just wanted to separate from her so I would stop hurting her. I mean emotionally, I ain't no hitter. The split was... less than friendly though and I've since apologized. She has custody of the kids, and I think she remarried a couple times now too. I know Amanda was trying to follow in my footsteps to become a musician but I regret that I don't know more. I'm not a total deadbeat though, I've always sent child support.
Family
Zach
My dad is called Zacharie, which is my middle name, but I still call him dad of course. He is from Quebec and speaks the local French, but he and mom moved a different part of Canada and had me so *shrug* I'm not from Quebec, but am I still technically Quebecois? He has changed a LOT over the years, but I'm happy for him. He took the time to tell me and my siblings and our spouses of the terrible things that happened in his childhood and how it changed him, and how he had to slowly undo the damage done to him. That's when he came out about being gay which was a pretty big surprise, but he definitely is happier now that he accepted himself. Years ago I had given him my dog for a companion when he really needed it, so I'm glad I did that, because she had developed a bond with him.
Erik
Erik is my little brother, by about four years or so. I am a zombie, and he was just a kid when I died so I know that messed him up. But since I been back we been getting back to normal, like having a brotherly rivalry, pestering each other and all that, but we do have a bit of an odd relationship let's leave it at that. Like our dad, he's gay and has been through a lot, but now he spends all his time relaxing in a huge castle with his husband. Lucky devil... Oh yeah, he and his husband have a small local bakery, pretty good stuff!
Grymm
Grymm's my lil sis! And I do mean little, she's 11 years younger than me! That being said, she's still an adult now and she gets very annoyed if she's not respected as such. We're super close, on account of her being a zombie too, and I found her when she came back and helped her learn how to start living as a zombie. She tells me a lot of stuff, from how our dad is suffocating her with babying her, to about a guy she likes. She's also in a band and we got the same overworked manager so that's pretty cool. Grymm definitely knows what she's doing and Ima support her just like a big brother should.
Extended Family
Knives
Knives is Erik's husband. Dey got married way back in 2011, so almost as long as me and Zay are married. Knives is a vampire as well and turned Erik. He's the one who - I assume - owns the castle and all that. I mean it is a really old castle with suits of armor and stuff. He likes to bake stuff, like sweets like cakes and junk, and Erik likes to eat sweets so it works out. Knives can be pretty shy and flustered, I just imagine them as a nice quiet couple living outside of society, tucked away in a castle in the woods...
JC
JC is Knives' brother, however, he is also my dad's new husband. ...Don't think about it too much. Not that weird, I mean you got people out there who are twins, marrying a set of twins. Plus he makes my dad super happy, like I don't think I've ever seen him so happy. JC's also really happy, he was a bit shunned and treated as a terror in vampire society, but he's nothing like back then, I'll admit that. He also made my dad a vampire, and they got married in 2015. I've never had a problem with them being together, it's not really my business.
Pierre and Carmen
Pierre and Carmen are two unexpected siblings, I mean they're my half siblings. They're my dad's and JC's. It was kinda weird at first, but what the hell isn't around here? I got nothing against them, or anyone for that matter. Pierre was born back in 2013 and Carmen was born in 2017.
Friends
RC
Ah, RC, my childhood friend that I've come back to haunt. He's a literal rainbow cat, which is not how I remembered him, but it's no surprise that magic exists in this world. After I came back as a zombie, I tracked him down and begged to stay with him. We were roommates for a while but I got kicked out through... little to no fault of my own! I'm a so-called "roommate from Hell". No hard feelings though, so I come back to visit him every year for his birthday, and my wife's friends with him now too.
Midi
Midi! My maaan. My- my manager. His metaphorical feathers get ruffled when I call him Mitch. We found each other when I just a baby rapper and he was just a baby manager. He was such a stuffy businessman, even if he doesn't look like it. He is ALWAYS working, and keeps taking on more clients, what the hell is he doing?! But since we're friends too and all, I decided to give him a break with my stuff. Yet he still scolds me for not working, so unappreciative~ And after I hooked him up with his girlfriend and everything!
Cleyra
And here is Midi's girlfriend, Cleyra, which I picked out for him, haha. We don't talk about how I know her, alright? Anyway the point is, Midi's an old man and had nobody, no wife not even a girlfriend... Me and my wife were really worried about him. So I was just gonna take him to this diner to meet this waitress I knew, and the rest was history. Worked out way better than I expected, they're still together even a few years later. Just call me Cupid! All I know is I better be the best man at their wedding, ahem.
Trig
Me and Trig go way back, man... And apparently he and my wife go back even further. Nothin' weird, she's just like... kinda like an adoptive little sister to him or something. I hang with Trig every now and then, and he calls me Pup which is pretty cool... and cute, pfft. And he's got like a speech impediment thing but there's a good reason for that. I'm, uh, rather invested in what he does for a living. Let's leave it at that.
Trip
Trip activates my fight or flight response in a way I cannot understand. And it's flight, by the way. He's partners in crime with Trig, and so my wife knows him too, and she tries to tell me how he's actually super nice and all that... But he petrifies me. He just looks really mean okay, I-I dunno. I'd rather not talk to him if Trig's not there, I'll just wait. I'm not sayin' he is mean, he just looks like it to me.
Damien
Oh, Damien here's a long story. Really long, to the point where my poor little eroded zombie brain can barely remember the beginnings. Something something I died a bunch and went to Hell and, the Devil put this demon in me before letting me come back to the surface. We shared a soul and a body, we were connected inside, he could wake, and if the ends of my ears were touched he took over my body completely. Demonic possession. Turns out the demon was apparently the demon of lust, which... explains a lot. But, we went back to Hell and fought the Devil and got him to split our souls again, and by we I mean my wife and the demon who was possessing me because I was asleep during all of this of course. Missed all the good stuff. The Devil demoted him into being a regular demon and stole his name, so he renamed himself Damien. Over the years my wife was trying to teach him right from wrong and how to talk, and he seems to have learned to be good, but uh... He could work on the talking part.
Maji
Maji is an alien from Mars, and my wife introduced me to him. We got a lot in common, a lot of the same desires and such... He's pretty chill for the most part, but I accidentally hurt his feelings not long after we met and I don't think he's gonna let that go. I realized I messed up really bad and can't believe I said those things now, and I tried to apologize and make it up to him several times and while he claims to have forgiven me, his ability to hold grudges and inability to forget is a little bit notorious in our circle.
Nova
Nova is one of the chillest dudes I've ever met. He's a robot, that Maji apparently built, and my wife introduced me to him also. He's a people-pleaser for sure, and I've never seen him upset. He's a DJ at a local club, but Idunno if I'm much of a clubber. He sure does know how to have fun, though. Bit of an "all play and no work" kinda guy.
Overruled and Sustained
Overruled and Sustained are a married couple that apparently my wife helped set up waaaay back in the day. Guess we're both a pair of Cupids, huh. Sustained is another robot, designed by Maji, and Overruled is the so-called original alien... Ah, Overruled... A very sneaky charmer. And a bit of a neat-freak and uptight, arrogant prick. *ahem* From what I've heard, anyway. But I'm cool with him, for the most part, even if he is apparently afraid of me. Sustained is basically the opposite of him, he's a lot like Nova in that he stays happy and wants other people to be happy, too.
Croix
Croix is the newest family friend so far. He is apparently JC's boss, and uh, a demon. No judgement or anything, since I already knew another demon before, and Croix is pretty nice too. Not to mention, my sister Grymm had a crush on him and is now dating him~ I totally helped set them up when Croix came to my house and I tried my best to help him romance my sister, which... I guess you don't hear every day, but I just want Grymm to be happy. I introduced Croix to Damien and he was cool enough to take him in and help him get used to living in the surface world.
Acquaintances
Shad2, ERL, and Luffy
These three are the other members in Grymm's band, and I don't know them tooo well, other than what Grymm tells me, and I've only met them a couple times. The three of them were the original band, before Grymm joined. Shad2 is the lead singer and plays some piano stuff, ERL is the bassist but he can play a few other instruments, and Luffy is the drummer. Grymm calls them "the boys" but they're quite a bit older than her, and even me so they're more like "the men" pfft. They all consider her their sister, so I guess by extension I'm a bit of a brother to them, yeah? Shad2's got a thick accent, I guess from England somewhere, ERL's real name is apparently Evan, and Luffy is the clumsiest soul to ever walk the Earth.
Other
The Devil
I hate this damn dude, but who don't? He's the freakin' Devil. Since I'm a zombie, he owned my soul by default cuz he did necromancing stuff and raised me from the dead to walk the Earth once more... Apparently he doesn't like it if you get too careless and "die" a bunch, which is basically just like "soft" dying for a zombie and ya wake back up later... Or you're supposed to. If he doesn't get pissed and cut you off. Which he did and I had to live in Hell for a while until I made another deal and he let me back out, but ya know, with the demon now called Damien joined to my soul. That was pretty inconvenient, but now a long-closed chapter in my life. Plus, my sister Grymm has apparently taken over Hell somewhat so I don't think he can do everything he wants to anymore.
"Shadow"
Shadow was a living shadow that appeared during the time I had the demon in me. He could talk, unfortunately. And he never had anything nice or helpful to say. He was kinda like an embodiment of what you call "inner demons" always whispering into my ear such terrible things that I think about myself. Such a malicious spirit. However, he seems to have been vanquished when the Devil separated me and Damien's souls, so... Good riddance.
Pet Treasure
Romero Post Mortem Razor Blade
Chef Bread Knife
A Sticker
E Sticker
D Sticker
Torn Wrist Makeup
Hand Plushie
Ominous Tombstone
Pan Pride Flag
Graveyard Feli Beanbag
A History of Necromancy
Yellow Zombie Sticker
Pan Pride Sash
The Dead Will Walk the Earth Sticker
Opaque Slime
Pan Heart Pin
Zombie Braaains Sticker
Zombie Journal
White Zombie Book
Zombie Kitten
Dapper Miniature Pinscher Figurine
Centropolis Pet Bed
Goodboy Puppy Collar
Squashy Lamb Plushie
Lambington Plushie
Microphone
Dead Beats: From the Grave
Rap CD
Famous Unliving
Lifetime Achievement Award
Last Minute Peka-Boo Tattoo
I Heart You Sticker
Chibi Lasirus Plushie
Lasirus Keychain
My Love Sticker
Snuggly Brown Bat Plushie
Cocoa Sugary Marshmallow Bat
Tiny Lasirus Lolly
Spurned Zombie Love
Simple Gold Wedding Band
Zlomp! Sticker
Infected Love Plushie
Zombie Romance
Lovey Dovey Zombie Plushie
Brainy Love Poems
Pink Hydrangea
I Brain You Sticker
Lovely Pancakes
Bunny Shaped Pancake
Cinnamon Pumpkin Pancakes
Cinnamon Roll Pancakes
Eggnog Pancakes
Elegant Pancake Skewer
Coconut Pancake with Creamy Berry Puree
Pancake Top Hat
Rum Pancakes
Pancakes
Brain Pancakes
Rolled Pancake with Fresh Fingers
Rolled Pancake with Suspicious Syrup
Rolled Pancake with Eyeballs
Blood-Filled Brainy Eclairs
Brain Burrito
Brainloaf
Brain Twisted Cinnamon Pastry
Brain Filled Pastry Sandwich
Macadamia Nut Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich
Oatmeal Raisin Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich
Chocolate Chip Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich
Fudge Chip Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich
Brain Lettuce and Tomato Bagel
Fresh Brain Burger
Sourdough Bread Brain Sandwich
Pumpernickel Bread Brain Sandwich
Rye Bread Brain Sandwich
Moldy Bread Brain Sandwich
Brain Sauce with Fried Fingers
Brain Sauce with Fried Ear Rings
Brains and Chips
Brain Quiche
Brain Turnovers
Brain Frosted Sugar Cookie
Brainy Chunky Cookie Stack
Brain Zombie Condiment
Brainy Bubble Gum
Braiiiin Balloon
Brainy Thoughts Balloon
Brain Zucker
Brain on a Stick
Brain Zombie Cotton Candy
Brain Chips
Brain Kebab
Brain Stew
Brain Bleer Boot
Brain Topped Vanilla Pudding Cup
Bloody Brain Shot
Brain Flakes Shaker
Brain Mint
Nasty Old Tin Can Full of Brains
Powdered Brain
Pickled Whole Brain
Burgeoning Evil Brain
Darkmatter Brain in a Jar
Sweetheart Brain in a Jar
Freshly Harvested Brain in a Jar
Past Its Prime Brain in a Jar
Radioactive Brain in a Jar
Mutated Brain Plushie
My Pet Brain
Aged Brain Present
Fresh Brain Present
Brain on a Leash
Brain Gelatin Mold
Monkey Brain
Angry Brain Beanbag
Joyful Brain Beanbag
Disgusted Brain Beanbag
Sad Brain Beanbag
Fearful Brain Beanbag
Cantaloupe Gummy Brain
Apple Gummy Brain
Cranberry Gummy Brain
Grape Gummy Brain
Marshmallow Gummy Brain
Green Apple Brain
Bloody Red Apple Brain
Red Apple Brain
Brain Pot Pie
Brain Jelly Pastry
Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin
Raisin Brain Bran Muffin
Cranberry Brain Bran Muffin
White Chocolate Chip Brain Bran Muffin
Low-Fat Brain Bran Muffin
Vanilla Braincake
Carrot Braincake
Chocolate Braincake
Deadcadent Brain Cupcake
Brain Muffin
Harvested Brains
Squishy Brain Plushie
Milky Brain Puff
Bloody Brain Puff
Zombie Brain Puff
Rotten Brain Puff
Brain Matter
Regular Brainy Wallpaper
Brain Beanbag
Brain Snowball
Brain Pillow
Brain Print Beanbag
I Can Smell Your Brains Sticker
How to Cook Brains
B is for Brains
Brains on the Brain
Plain I Heart Brains Shirt
Gently Used Heart Present
Heart Beanbag
Bleeding Heart Jelly
Bleeding Zombie Heart Jelly
Zombie Beer
Brewski Brand Brewski
Rainbow Herb Shield
Clear Glass Handled Flask
Moss
Lit Rolled Rainbow Herb
Bag of Chips
Vinyl Beanbag Chair
What The Dead Said
Deemin
Dhemon
Essence of Living Shadow
Chibi Dragon Wings
Desperate Mans Mistletoe Device
Black Trenchcoat
The Joys of Bra Collecting
Leash
Blue Leather Leash
Yellow Leather Leash
Brown Leather Leash
Pink Leather Leash
Black Leather Leash
Chain Leash
Mermaid Beryl Plushie
Blue Inflatable Pool
Rocket Plushie
Covering Hickeys
Suspiciously-Placed Bandage
Urine Bleer Boot
Virus Pin-Up Calendar