New Quest: Major Drills

HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!
Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
Posted by grace
Sirenia
olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol

GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D:
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.
^_^
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.
^_^
Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.
These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.

Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-

Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!

Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.
Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?

Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)

He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P
I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.

I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.
So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.

mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)




Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol
More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
And WHY does this arouse me @User not found: _@
And WHY does this arouse me @User not found: _@

