Steele Excavation Plot: The Guardian is Defeated!
Huh, well, that wasn\'t exactly what I was expecting for my husband, you know? I\'m sure he\'s a perfectly good guy, but he sure was pissed that we busted into his bedroom. I don\'t think we\'re compatible in species or size, and we\'ll just leave the details left unsaid.
I guess I fulfilled my promise of archaeology beefcake, technically. Mummies were a no-go, apparently. I guess you guys can be the babes. Smiley was the beefcake, and you\'ve met me already. It seems like all I have to make good on is my promise of treasure.
HA, SCREW YOU GUYS, I WAS THE EVIL OVERLORD ALL ALONG. NOW THE TREASURE IS MINE, AND I WILL BE LEAVING YOU IN THE TEMPLE WHILE I RUN AWAY, DRAWING MY CAPE AROUND MYSELF AND TWIRLING MY MUSTACHE! YOU DIDN\'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU? I AM SO NEFARIOUS!
No, that would be so lame of me. And who the heck wears a cape to go exploring, anyway?
I did manage to get a peek into that room Smiley Beefcake was blocking. I mean, I didn\'t get a great look, but I did see something big and sparkly. You think this guy is gonna waste his time down in this dark pit guarding something worthless? Yeah, I think not.
However, before we go uh... "preserve" historical items by placing them safely in our pockets, let me just take a minute to figure out who gets dibs. Don\'t make that face at me. Do you want somebody who just wandered in yesterday to waltz off with the Ark of the Covenant while you get stuck with some chintzy pottery? Probably not, so give me a second here. I\'m all about fairness, y\'know?
By the way, those of you who did just wander in? I don\'t have all the time in the world, so if you still want to poke around the temple, I\'d suggest you do that pretty soon.
I guess I fulfilled my promise of archaeology beefcake, technically. Mummies were a no-go, apparently. I guess you guys can be the babes. Smiley was the beefcake, and you\'ve met me already. It seems like all I have to make good on is my promise of treasure.
HA, SCREW YOU GUYS, I WAS THE EVIL OVERLORD ALL ALONG. NOW THE TREASURE IS MINE, AND I WILL BE LEAVING YOU IN THE TEMPLE WHILE I RUN AWAY, DRAWING MY CAPE AROUND MYSELF AND TWIRLING MY MUSTACHE! YOU DIDN\'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU? I AM SO NEFARIOUS!
No, that would be so lame of me. And who the heck wears a cape to go exploring, anyway?
I did manage to get a peek into that room Smiley Beefcake was blocking. I mean, I didn\'t get a great look, but I did see something big and sparkly. You think this guy is gonna waste his time down in this dark pit guarding something worthless? Yeah, I think not.
However, before we go uh... "preserve" historical items by placing them safely in our pockets, let me just take a minute to figure out who gets dibs. Don\'t make that face at me. Do you want somebody who just wandered in yesterday to waltz off with the Ark of the Covenant while you get stuck with some chintzy pottery? Probably not, so give me a second here. I\'m all about fairness, y\'know?
By the way, those of you who did just wander in? I don\'t have all the time in the world, so if you still want to poke around the temple, I\'d suggest you do that pretty soon.
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[NPC] Blake Steele
Bren
LOVE the Jack Harkness reference!!! :D
BWAHAHAHAHA.... ''Edward the Butterface Mummy?'' This made me LOL!
Well said Slurpee!! Congrats again Grace! You deserve it hun!
BWAHAHAHAHA.... ''Edward the Butterface Mummy?'' This made me LOL!
Well said Slurpee!! Congrats again Grace! You deserve it hun!
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DebiLee
As a former Staff member (DebiLee) I can say that, unlike other sites, our Staff members here actually play themselves, and that there are no shortcuts for Staff; we had to train our pets just like everyone else. Grelca has one of the most difficult time consuming jobs on the site as well (programming). We really should be thanking her for her time and effort, as well as thanking her for catching any possible cheaters, rather than casting any sort of aspersions on her legitimate (and deserved) win.
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seashell
Ohmygawd. XD Whoever writes for Blake is hilarious.
I hope we see him again in the near future!
I hope we see him again in the near future!
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Sparrow
He reminds me so much of Lockheart from Harry potter, I just finished reading chamber of secrets.
A little miffed a staff member will get a big prize, but im so sure she deserved it either way. Congrats on beating the beastie I could not even touch grelca!
Cant wait to see what prizes we get c:
A little miffed a staff member will get a big prize, but im so sure she deserved it either way. Congrats on beating the beastie I could not even touch grelca!
Cant wait to see what prizes we get c:
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Losstarot
She deserved it, johanhdrent. Even if sehe's working for Subeta, she's still a user.
Get over it.
Get over it.
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johanhdrent
Thank you very much!!!
To all:
DO YOU ALL KNOW WHO BEAT THE FIRST ONE?
Yes ...................grelca.
And do you know who posted on the news an issue
about cheaters and that they were removed?
Yes ....................grelca.
So we all play the plot and a person who works for
the organisation is running away with the prize.....
To all:
DO YOU ALL KNOW WHO BEAT THE FIRST ONE?
Yes ...................grelca.
And do you know who posted on the news an issue
about cheaters and that they were removed?
Yes ....................grelca.
So we all play the plot and a person who works for
the organisation is running away with the prize.....
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Mackenzi
Blake is my new favorite NPC and I honestly hope he shows up again someday (soon?). Thanks Blake, for making this whole "adventure" so incredibly entertaining!
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Frankenchokies
Of course Blake's gay. Anyone called "Blake Steele" is super-gay. Either he changed his name to that (gay) or his parents named him that, thus insuring he would turn out gay. Gay as a bag of dicks.
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Jeryn
Jesus I hope it's not Edward back there.
Posted by Psychedelia
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... :) Edward the Butterface Mummy?
Posted by Psychedelia
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... :) Edward the Butterface Mummy?
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octochan
Your beefcake is a LIE. That Minotaur wasn't made of beef; he was made of marble and I want my money back!
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KiaArra
Blake's not gay, he's the Jack Harkness of subeta. :P
I am butterface mummy now so you can fulfill all promises.
I am butterface mummy now so you can fulfill all promises.
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SilveryBeing
"And who the heck wears a cape to go exploring, anyway?"
Who indeed Blake, who indeed...
Who indeed Blake, who indeed...
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Vaixation
I love how some people don't get this news post at all.
Others, like myself, are cracking up from his self-reference. Hahahaha oh man.
Others, like myself, are cracking up from his self-reference. Hahahaha oh man.
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Oragami
"Huh, well, that wasn't exactly what I was expecting for my husband, you know?"
Blake Steele's gay? O-o
Blake Steele's gay? O-o
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techn0witch
But if they take the Ark, they'll just get their faces melted off their bodies when they open it. We'd just have to go pick it up after it closes up again. c8
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Jotaro
Gah! Why did Minotaur 2 fall literally the minute I was going to fight him?! :(
Ah well. I consider myself lucky to even complete all the puzzles and get to the chamber; I was unable to participate in the first 2/3 weeks.
Ah well. I consider myself lucky to even complete all the puzzles and get to the chamber; I was unable to participate in the first 2/3 weeks.
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Mole
"who the heck wears a cape to go exploring, anyway?"
Ahahahaha <3
Next thing you know archaeologists will be switching their fedoras for top hats.
Ahahahaha <3
Next thing you know archaeologists will be switching their fedoras for top hats.
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KiaArra
Awwww I wanted butterface mummy. Instead of being one of the babes, I'll be zombie mummy, almost the same thing right? Then you've fulfilled everything Blake <3
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HISTORY_377
That would be stupid. Everyone already knows what happens when you open the Ark of the Covenant. Plus, it would obviously take a few people to haul it off anyway. I definitely think people would notice you trying to make off with it even so. xD
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DillShrimp
Aw man, Mom won't have time to do all the puzzles! :( Homework is more important, though, especially during finals season. :P
I wonder what's behind the Minotaur Chamber? :o
I wonder what's behind the Minotaur Chamber? :o
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Mike