Experiment #585





You'd better watch out for this new experiment from Euclid's Pet Zapper v2. Don't get bitten!
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Posted by grace

Lasombra

I like spiders :)
Adorable new experiment
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Taters

@Lexy - This^ Its fine you like them bog, but dont do the whole 'I love them so your stupid if you dont' its just not the way it works :u
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Lexy

Quote:
Well, you *should* take offense at people who hate rats, because nobody has any good reason to. I take offense at anyone hating any sort of natural living thing, there's never an excuse for it!

And sorry but you were not "chased" by a spider. They are terrified of creatures as large as you, and in fact will only run towards you because they hope doing so will allow them to catch you off guard, pass by you, and hide before you can turn around. They have no desire to come into contact with you, as large mammals usually want to eat them - and your own human ancestors ate them all the time, too.
uh, first off. NO i shouldn't. i can and will attempt to educate the fearful person, but if that doesn't change their opinion, i tried.

Second. you're right there is no "excuse" for my hatred of spiders. just straight up facts to why i dislike them. Mostly IN MY HOUSE. i LOVE garden spiders. but this pet thing looks like those evil giant jumping wolf spiders in my BF's basement. the ones you seem to magically know for SURE didn't "chase" me around the room and off the bed on multiple occasions.

I'm 21 fucking years old, fairly certain i know when some bastard with 8 fucking legs the size of a half dollar coin is CHASING me around a basement big enough for at least 10 SUV's to fit in and taunting me while i frantically climb a pole to get away and it just stay at the bottom until my boyfriend found me and killed it a half hour later. fuck you and "LOVE MY SPIDERS THEY'RE AWESOME AND ANY ONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE NOT IS WRONG" attitude. Really. please GTFO and leave us ALONE. We feel the way we do for a reason.
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wendyEATcow

It's adorable. :3

The scribble version looks like it's throwin' a gang sign. Haha!
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Woodland

Ok, I had to came back and comment, because something about this spider looking pet won't leave me and I know why now..

It reminds me of this tarantula that chased me and my family one time when we went to see fireworks in the desert in California. I am still traumatized by that.

*Goes back to hiding from this page*
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Woodland

Awesome art, but it reminds me of a spider.

*Can't get off page fast enough*
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Saga

Going by comments, would now not be a good time to say that spiders freak me out even though the UK is severely lacking in any deadly ones? I just hate the things /shiver

Though this is pretty cute... but still too spider-like to want one. Ever.
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Taters

@Bogleech - Calm the freak down man. I found it really childish that you were so upset about my fear that you had to smail me. Your saying these things will not change my opinion on them. I dislike them in my home, get over it.
There are spiders where I live that are deadly to humans and I have had one very close by. Phobias are normal, everybody has them for some reason or another. Your freaking out like this is quite rude. I dont go around to every person who hates my pet rats and say OMG WHY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. So really...just dont be rude about it.
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ChibiStraws

@Bogleech
Fear happens for one of two reasons- a survival instinct, as a fear of predators, or a fear of the unknown, and that is a secondary survival instinct, because if you don't know what it is, it MIGHT be dangerous. Spiders are scary to alot of people because they are so alien, I think. They have extra legs, extra eyes, they can move really really fast for their eyes in comparison to humans, and we know their bites hurt like heck.
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Bogleech

Well, you *should* take offense at people who hate rats, because nobody has any good reason to. I take offense at anyone hating any sort of natural living thing, there's never an excuse for it! :)

And sorry but you were not "chased" by a spider. They are terrified of creatures as large as you, and in fact will only run towards you because they hope doing so will allow them to catch you off guard, pass by you, and hide before you can turn around. They have no desire to come into contact with you, as large mammals usually want to eat them - and your own human ancestors ate them all the time, too.
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Lexy

@Bogleech

you know why * I * fucking hate spiders? BECAUSE ONES LIKE THIS HAVE CHASED ME AROUND MY BF'S BASEMENT AND UP A POLE.

Was it really fucking necessary to SMAIL ME with your love of spiders and " OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE AND LOVABLE NO ONE SHOULD NOT LIKE THEM" nonsense. REALLY NOW.

I know millions of people hate rats but i try not to take offense and pick out people saying they should never kill them or have any reason to hate dislike or fear them.
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Bogleech

Just making a comparison; I find literally all living things beautiful, cool and adorable (I'm a huge fan of parasites, deep sea fish and arthropods, especially) but there's an "inelegance" to mammals, for me. They're goofier and messier, while reptiles and invertebrates have a cleaner, fancier air about them, more orderly and dignified :D

It's bizarre how people find the faces of spiders horrifying when they're so close to the faces of popularly "cute" mammals, with their dark wide eyes and puffy fuzzy mouthparts.

Scientists actually find that Arachnophobia is only common in a few countries, and dates back only centuries. It's completely unnatural!
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Synth

@Bogleech
Hey now, i DO adore spiders. I even encourage them to live in my house...i keep track of where many of them live and check on them every day and actually get worried when they are gone. And they are protected here - i make it very clear to guests that they are not allowed to harm them. BUT, there are some "sweaty, hairy, drooling, filthy mammals" i'm pretty crazy about too. :P
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Bogleech

What is seriously wrong with people that everyone thinks spiders are so terrifying, ugly and gross? They're tiny, they're beneficial, virtually all of them are harmless and even the allegedly dangerous ones are exaggerated (you're actually almost guaranteed to survive a black widow bite. Sometimes there isn't even pain, and the last thing they want is to even bite you at all)

....Spiders are adorably precious, beautiful, wonderful, awesome animals that deserve nothing but respect and adoration. They certainly deserve it more than the sweaty, hairy, drooling, filthy mammals everyone heaps praise upon.
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Saturndjinni

SERIOUSLY OMG. You have NO. IDEA. how long I have been waiting for a major pet site to come out with a proper spider pet. ;_; AND IT'S GOT SOME CROCODILE THROWN IN TOO OMG. Forget you guys, spiders are ADORABLE. Just look at jumping spiders, they've got big ol' round puppy dog eyes and everythiiinng.
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Carleen

No, I hate spiders. D:

T_T
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Melody

That is somehow creepy, cute, and hilarious all rolled into one. :heart:
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bipolarness

Aw, its like a spider dinosaur thing. Kinda cute. o3o
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Fleurety

This is rather creepy.
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Pipkitten

I love it! 8D
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kittenkid1

@Stoney I agree with that XD
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Stoney

i like the art but i hate bugs so much ._.
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hagane

@LeCrazy

Because it's not a spider :) It's an Experiment! It's a mashup of who-knows-what! ;)
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Crazy

Why does it have only 6 legs? :(
I love arachnids, but... I don't know why, I just don't like it. D:
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amethyst227

Oh wow, love it!
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Aries

I like it.
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Tasha

This thing is adorable.
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Garnet

I'm probably the biggest arachnophobe in the world, but I think this is adorable! Even though it only has 6 legs it is arachnid-like, but I want one!!!
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FoxPaw

-gets the bug spray- ;_;
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BlocksBlocksBlocks

The art is really impeccable, and I love this pet so much I'd probably be zapping for it already, except for one thing: the face buttocks. I know they're a spider thing, but to me, they look like buttocks, or maybe golden testicles. But yeah, my first reaction was to be thrilled, but as soon as my eyes reached the face all I could think was
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Taiho

So cute!
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Ancalimee

That is simply AWESOME.
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CakeMoose

So cute! It makes me a little sad inside knowing I will never see it in chibi form ;_;
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Krynne

OMG it's the closest thing to a spider! This would be so perfect for my pet Lolth!!
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AlanaBanana

It's cute AND scary at the same time xD The scribble is just adorable though. No scary there.
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what

Googled camel spider, and I see a bleeding arm on the first page of images,

do not want
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Everdeen

just wow
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twocents

FREAKING LOVE THIS! :D
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Emyon

Aw it's cute :> It's even smiling.
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Shalashaska

Oh gawd that's adorable! I need to think of who can be one right now 0.0
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Elwynn

So cute ♥️
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far

Scary but cute o.o
The face is just adorable n.n
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DeepSeaTurtle

AHHH oh gosh it looks so happy and adorable. ;^;
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Murklins

i'm sickened, but curious.
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Murklins

i'm sickened, but curious.
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Taters

Its so cute. I dont see why everyone thinks spider[other than little bits on the face] It only has 6 legs :u...So idk. I hate spiders irl, but this doesnt remind me of one.
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Andrea

Oh my--- THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE IT AHHHSDKFDSHKJSDF. I NEED IT D8!!!
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Azrael

I normally hate spiders, but....ahhhhhh it's so cuteeeeee <3
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NovaAva

._.

We wants it.
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Lyriel

because everyone was talking about a camel-spider



haha! not a real one, because i know that people wouldn't look here anymore when i*ld posted a real one XD
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Bliss

I really like it. It looks very happy and cute :)
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Silhouette

hehehe it's so adorable. 8) the little yellow things at the front makes it look like it's going 'teehee' all day. and it's little feeeeett. this guy's a tap dancer ok ♥️
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HalfBlood

That is one awesome looking pet! :3
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Julia

Awesome!
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ksafalis

I WANT ONE. >:D
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WAVVES

I am disgusted and grossed out. Props to the artist!
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Jindra

This is the most adorable mess of body parts I've ever seen :)
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Gremlin

Somebody squish it before it crawls on me!
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Shadow_770

It reminds me a bit of a Camel Spider. Those are so creepy. ;3;
This is experiment is almost cute. But... /shudder
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Vera

Omg this is perfect for Serket! :heart:
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Cass

IT'S ADORABLE AWWWRRRRRRRR
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Renaissance

hdfksjdfhsdkjfhd kill it with fire. GREAT BALLS ON FIRE.
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RunningWild

I've always thought Subeta should have a spider-like pet but this fits in perfectly! Love how it's mixed with a crocodile like reptile as well. Very unique! :D
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FENNEC

I wanna hug it; n;
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Riley

what is this oh my god i'm almost dead
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jean

Black and yellow, black and yellow. ♥️
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Mirror

so creepy
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Sparrow

It's adorable and prefect <3 I love it to bits. I'm so getting one.
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Ninja

I'm like "Awwweewwww D8!" I still want one!
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Aline

It's like Mothra's and Godzilla's miracle lovechild!
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Tempest

It's cute and horrifying all in one...
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Marth

That thing is all kinds of adorable!
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historic

I would say it's cute, but every time I look at it, I look at those big ass fangs and literally shudder.
THOSE FANGS MAN, THOSE FANGS
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Kulo

Oh. That looks actually.. very cute! :D I want it.
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Para

OH MY GOD A SPIDERGATOR THING. I LOVE IT ;0;
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Malabui

They are soo cute!

They don't haven enough legs to be spiders.
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Song_745

This is REALLY cool.
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Jasper

Thank you for the nightmare fuel! DX
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HoleWeet

WHY do I find this so cute?
>_>
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Frozen_Shade

Bdnawwwww,cute.
It's so happy looking.
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LithiumJay

ffff awesome.
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Blir

The art is AMAZING but the creature itself is kind of scary omg ): I think it's the eyes/mouth and all of those little legs... but I'm sure a lot of users will make interesting characters out of this pet!
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Yuzu

O________________O
KILL IT
WITH FIRE

D8

*Swat swat*
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Kendra

That. Face. ♥️
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Historiography

I shuddered when I saw this so, but then again I'm afraid of spiders and that brought it to the fore.

Nevertheless, the art is awesome.
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VOGUE

Oh god, the sketch version is doing a total 'COME AT ME BRO' pose. Kinda looks like he's flipping us off :'D
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CORE

..I need that.
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Weiss

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I WANT TO SQUISH IT.
IT'S CUTE BUT.
NO.
DIE.
Lovely art though xD
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kimcl91

Well I want this pet....I need a pet slot T.T
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Lyriel

it is so cute ;A;
LOOK AT THOSE EYES!
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FLUX

The art is great but DEAR GOD DO NOT WANT
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Biden

Oh god it's SO CUUUTE~ I need it!
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Apocalyptic

Oh my god yes plz.
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bulleta

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS, SOMEONE GIVE ME MY SHOE
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Azalea

LOL
How can my worst fear combined into this
look
so
freaking
adorable
Tell me that! LOL
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Shadrala

Oh wow! :o Nice one, subeta! :)
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Pluma

i loooooove it. definitely one of the more elegant experiments. :3
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Paint

THIS IS THE COOLEST PET EVER.
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maknae

oh
oohhh god it's a spider crocodile
I am so not okay with this
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Gerudo

It reminds me of a Scottish Terrier crossed with a Jumping Spider. *pets it*
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Yokies

I know what I'm using my Loyalty Box on. 8D
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Frode

HOLY @()%$*#)(^*%@*($@$

It's an ALASKAN
BULL
SPIDER!

0_0

cute and cuddly? not with long legs and huge fangs! I'm getting my shotgun.....

"Quote:

NO. KILL IT WITH FIRE. FROM SPACE. WITH MORE FIRE.

Posted by Psychedelia"

Bring on the orbital bombardment!!!
well done staff. great art. just creepy beyond all imagination.....
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zwitter

This is so insanely adorable! I need one of these in the future :o
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Evergreen

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT I MUST HAVE ONE. ;o;
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fable

oh god it scares me
it's those giant fang things that get me
;n;
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Sleeb

omg, so cute! I love its tail!
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Trickery

YES.
Jorogumo is going to so be this. 8D
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MapleRose

Eek spider!!! *runs away*

The scribble version is kinda cute I guess. Kinda
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Marcus

YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU
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Ghirahim

First Reaction: AAHHHHHHH! KILL IT! -screams like a little girl-

Second Reaction: What a neat pet idea, and the art is lovely.

Third Reaction: SPIDER LIZARD! AHHHHH! -runs away-
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Fyn

It's so creepy, it's cute. xD
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ChibiStraws

My first reaction was "AHH! Spider-Wasp!" Now I look closer, that's still my biggest reaction, lol *shudders at those huge fangs*
I really HATE spiders, something about that fast scrambling walk just freaks me out
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Aperture_168

Oh my god, I hate spiders and yet this thing is just too cute for words. Terrifying too, of course, but SO CUTE.
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barbie

OH GOD, IT'S SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUTE! ;~~;
Lololol the scribble one's got dat playa pose.
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Takumi_589

Oh my god, that's adorable! <3

I love the colour combination, and also the general fact that it's a daintily yet awkwardly moving TARANTULIZARD. That's a rather unique combination.
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Juvenile

Awwww yesss~! :O Such a cutie!
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Malachi

excuse me as I die trying to get one of these...
I'd want to meet it in real life if it wasn't ... y'know, terrible vicious :l
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Aang

Quote:
The Scribble one makes me laugh though. It's like 'HERE COME DA PLAYAAAAAAAS'
Brilliant! I love Craig Ferguson.

Anyways, I like this but I probably won't zap for it.
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Exobuu

Ahhh jumping spider monster yesss <3
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angie

Quote by cara:
Excuse me, but you have some butt on your face...
literally my first reaction though
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Arachne_615

cutie omg
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tim

Just wait till morning these comments will be flooded.
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Cuddle_789

Ew. o_o
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Cacaro

Aw soo cute *w*
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Eevachu

Omg yes. Want one. Want one right now. Lookit its little feetsies. Adorable hideous monster let me love you. <3
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Shinda-Akuma

Dawwwww! I wanna huggle it all day! [As long as it doesn't bite me!]
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Haunt

Aaaahhhh I LOVE IT.
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Joshua

omgosh. i love this one.
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MadNannie

Ew!! XD
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MOTHMAN

Oh my GOODNESS. So precious. I need one.
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EMILY

omg lmao, dying at the nose on the sketch version :P
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Cara

Excuse me, but you have some butt on your face...
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Dracien

Nooooooooope!
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Synth

Ooh, i like it! I'm always happy to see more creepy-crawly pets.
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Danudaine

I love it.
Totally want one *u*
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Eivor

*JOLTS* That's high octane nightmare fuel. Nice art but eek!
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Mistress

I'm not a fan of spiders, but this design is really cool!
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faerie

Thank you Disney..
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Anasazi

Illumis & lizard
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Krelian

eeek no ! ,Sorry but is a ugly thing :/
don't like me.
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Life

The Scribble one makes me laugh though. It's like 'HERE COME DA PLAYAAAAAAAS'
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Klassikal

*snicker* I love it.
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Muerte

Why does it have to have such cute eyes.
I want to hate and love it at the same time.
Fuck you.
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Life

It's making me all itchy. But I can't stop looking at it.
-laughs nervously-
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Blue

It is experiment #585 I believe :D
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Akie

Aww, how cute.
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Marine

Quote:
aww the sketchy one looks like a happy old man lol
oh gods it does
.. it makes me sad that there's so few people around here who like spiders. ;o; omg spiders.
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Lantern

Awwww! It's actually really cute o3o
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Nuke

TARANTULA FACE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

The scribble one's like "Hey, I took care of some bugs for you! I know how you hate bugs! I'm so cute, right guys? You like me, right? ....What are you doing with that book, man?"
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pax

The art makes this experiment look absolutely adorable, but I can only imagine it would be very SCARY if it were a real mutation.
Kudos to the artist for a wonderful job. This is absolutely PERFECT for one of my characters! xD
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Nightwing

Look at this beautiful misunderstood baby. :(
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Zay

Well that scared me o.o;;
Too spider-y for my likes. /arachnophobic
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Life

HAHA noooooo.
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Ravage

Woah my goodness :o This is kinda awesome
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faerie

Ohh.. Interesting.. What number Experiment are these new pets?
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concerto

The art is nice, but the creature itself is just an absolute no :/
Everything about it is gross :(
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J4Y

I can imagine it making a bunch of adorable skittering noises!
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Scone

A Pet/Bug/Experiment/Thing I surely wouldn't want to come across *shivers*

The artwork is nice though~
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Enamuko

I NEED THIS
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Asher

SO CUTE. SUPER NEED. Very much need. ;o;
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SilveryBeing

It's so hideous it's cute!
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Lexy

Quote:
NO. KILL IT WITH FIRE. FROM SPACE. WITH MORE FIRE.

Posted by Psychedelia
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ T_T
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Nail

spider crocodile.....banana tail :P
i like the colour scheme
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Seoni

Cute in a terrifying way :D
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Tentacle

It's cute up until the face.
The face is just... why ;____;
I want to love it but cannot.
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Noxi

Lawl this is absolutely terrible X"D In a good way. It's not a pet I'd want but ffffffffffffffff this is an opportunity to see some creepy crawly characters come into play.
I just want to bat it with a rolled up newspaper to be blunt X"D
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petite

Wow, this scared the shit out of me for like two seconds. I kinda like the Scribble one, though.
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dollette

Oh my god I'm horrified.
Nice to see a new Experiment, though!
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Danielle

nope nope nope.
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Speiro

I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.
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Blue

The art is great!
The creature itself terrifies me D:
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fledgling

hello there phobia
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Kelso

good art and all but NOPE
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beau

i adore its colors above all .. though i can't say i'm very fond of the creature itself haha
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DIEGO

Lizard spidey! CUTE! ;)
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angie

OH MY GOD literally the sort of bug that haunts my nightmares?? okay not literally, but ugh that thing is not something I'd ever want to come across irl. the art is lovely as usual, though!
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Follywood

aww the sketchy one looks like a happy old man lol
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Wormflesh

ohmy god it looks like a jumping spider!
I love it!
asdjksgdf
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Psychedelia

NO. KILL IT WITH FIRE. FROM SPACE. WITH MORE FIRE.
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Cross

oooooh, i love the sketch look on this!
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sheral

*runs away*
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Spider

Oh gosh that thing is terrifying.
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Marine

Oh my god, it's a spider.. lizard.. monkey thing. Oh my god. It's adorable and I need it and askdjhgga. ;_;
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ZombersXD

me gusta
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Glint

Yay for spiders!
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Mandy

O_O That looks scary. But kind of cute
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