Elwood Day
You never know when you\'re going to wake up in the morning with your homeland looking all different, and your shop missing. Suddenly, your customers are forced to enter a URL manually, the tokens start to dwindle, and before you know it, it\'s been a long, hard year for Elwood.
But do you know what else is long and hard? Wood. I\'m not going to let a little downturn in business prevent me from sharing my wood with as many people as possible. Now, I don\'t personally think that feet and wood mix, but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree, so please expect another helping of my wood for free, however you want to use it.
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[NPC] Elwood
Marine
I've never found these as terribly funny as the next person, being one more for joking about flowers, but "but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree" got a giggle out of me, at least. :b
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Amanda
Saturndjinni
these will never stop being hilarious oh my god
"there's a whole subculture for that" HAHAH SUBETA I LOVE YOU.
"there's a whole subculture for that" HAHAH SUBETA I LOVE YOU.
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wicht
ldkgsnlkglFFFFT Really I can't, that second paragraph just all of it
Elwood please please never change omg
Elwood please please never change omg
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Mastication
oh my god there's something wrong with me, I didn't understand why this was so funny at first omfg
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Santa
I don't usually find these jokes funny either, but the fact that it's Elwood is what makes it funny. He's a bit coarse, but that's why he's so lovable. :heart:
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Sylvvia
It's like Clairee told Anelle in Steel Magnolias - You need to lighten up <3
ILY ELWOOD!!!! GIMME SOME WOOD!
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BlueLeafeon
I'm going to pretend I didn't get any of the bad jokes in that post, and enjoy my wooden clogs.
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Dryad_182
LOL Oh Subeta. You never fail to amaze and amuse me with your puns and innuendos. C: All of my love.
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Psychedelia
Between Elwood's wood and Matlal's jewels, I'm well supplied for all my needs, thanks ;)
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pax
Oh, and thank you for the laughs I've had over this, which I swear only became louder because I am very immature at this time of night.
I have no regrets over waking my roommate up. XD
I have no regrets over waking my roommate up. XD
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pax
Subeta will never be Subeta without Elwood.
Now, I can sleep in peace, knowing that Elwood made it on time, at around 11 PM of April 1st.
HAPPYAPRIL FOOLS' ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE.
/collapses
Now, I can sleep in peace, knowing that Elwood made it on time, at around 11 PM of April 1st.
HAPPY
/collapses
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Blanche
...maybe someone should make sure Connor gets his free wood today? XD
Hahah but seriously, free wood and awesome shoes, THIS CANT GET ANY BETTER ♥️
Hahah but seriously, free wood and awesome shoes, THIS CANT GET ANY BETTER ♥️
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CelticRaiN
I need to know who writes this stuff, and how much they're laughing when they write it. x)
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Clefairy
"but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree,"
i nearly spat my drink out at the screen -snorts-
i nearly spat my drink out at the screen -snorts-
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