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Someone important to me died Fawkes. I'll just take this as consolation. >>
R.I.P Jeff Hanneman.
R.I.P Jeff Hanneman.

Oh good, nobody died! We've all been classically conditioned to assume a new Free Gift means someone important has died. Ahhahahaha, stay classy Subeta. Catching us off-guard with something so cute and non-death related!




Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Boop-boo Ba-doo Ba-doop!
Ping-pong-ping-pong-ping-pong-ping;
Pastrami Phone~!
It's no baloney,
It ain't a phony!
My cellular,
Vesnaliar Phone~!!
Don't need Tokens,
Don't need Points,
To hang-out in these joints!
Sending flowers to my friends,
This event don't disappoint!
I'll call for salad, I'll call my cat!
Call Sebastian; Have a chat!
I'll place a call, Around the world,
Operator get me Morty King-king-king!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Boop-boo Ba-doo Ba-doop!
Ying-yang-ying-yang-ying;
Ya Snail-y Phone~!
It's a real live Emma-and-Shinwa phone,
Gate Keeper-Tile Monger-Iltallo phone,
Maleria phone, Merana phone, too,
Oh yeah!
My cellular,
Vesnaliar Phone!
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(It's an egg-sellent phone!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(Now you can have your phone and hatch it, too!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(This song gets my brain scrambled!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
Boop-a-doop A Doop-doop-doop!
Vesnali Phone!
Boop-boo Ba-doo Ba-doop!
Ping-pong-ping-pong-ping-pong-ping;
Pastrami Phone~!
It's no baloney,
It ain't a phony!
My cellular,
Vesnaliar Phone~!!
Don't need Tokens,
Don't need Points,
To hang-out in these joints!
Sending flowers to my friends,
This event don't disappoint!
I'll call for salad, I'll call my cat!
Call Sebastian; Have a chat!
I'll place a call, Around the world,
Operator get me Morty King-king-king!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Boop-boo Ba-doo Ba-doop!
Ying-yang-ying-yang-ying;
Ya Snail-y Phone~!
It's a real live Emma-and-Shinwa phone,
Gate Keeper-Tile Monger-Iltallo phone,
Maleria phone, Merana phone, too,
Oh yeah!
My cellular,
Vesnaliar Phone!
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(It's an egg-sellent phone!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(Now you can have your phone and hatch it, too!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
(This song gets my brain scrambled!)
Vesnali Phone;
Ring, ring-ring
Boop-a-doop A Doop-doop-doop!





Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone~!
I've got this feeling,
Egg-silarating~
For us to get together
And Sing!
Sing!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Ding-dong-Ding-dong-Ding;
Ve-smelly Phone~!
They come in dozens;
I've got my cousins~
It's the best, Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular,
Interactive-odular!
(I'd put more, but I'm tired and creative juices ran out)
Vesnali Phone!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone~!
I've got this feeling,
Egg-silarating~
For us to get together
And Sing!
Sing!
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring;
Vesnali Phone!
Ding-dong-Ding-dong-Ding;
Ve-smelly Phone~!
They come in dozens;
I've got my cousins~
It's the best, Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular,
Interactive-odular!
(I'd put more, but I'm tired and creative juices ran out)

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This was my reaction, too. :PUh oh. Something bad happened. Who died?!
This item is so random I don't even understand.

~Did somebody died?~
Why am I so tempted to say the Easter Bunny?!?
Thanks for the cute phone :D it is perfect for my gallery.
Why am I so tempted to say the Easter Bunny?!?
Thanks for the cute phone :D it is perfect for my gallery.
I have a wall phone in my kitchen (with the spiraly cord and everything) next to a window. It's 1000x more fun to talk on than my cell.



wondering, is it one attached to the wall, or does it sit on a table? lol
either way, thank you for a free gift.
either way, thank you for a free gift.






HeavyThen got very sad that it was an egg phone...