Token Shop: Turd Ducken!
Posted by Ariel
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LunaWolf
Lol I keep missing the restock on this one

For the record, Not finding crap jokes funny doesn't make you butthurt. Your horrible reactions make you butthurt.
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Well, looks like something my idiot "gourmet" pet would say "Yum! I loved it!" to! She has terrible taste buds. xD

I know it's gross... but it made me laugh anyway.. because it's totally a play on the actual name. Turducken which is a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuff with a game hen. stuffed with a quail.. depending on the recipe....LOL. there's medieval versions that start with a whole oxen. There's also a modern bacon obsessed version called Turbaconducken....which is wrapped in bacon before roasting....>.> yum
I have had people who had no idea what Turducken was go ewwwwwww cuz that saw the spelling and were all GROSS!! and that's what made me laugh in spite of itself.
I have had people who had no idea what Turducken was go ewwwwwww cuz that saw the spelling and were all GROSS!! and that's what made me laugh in spite of itself.
I am going to have to drop out of college to be able to ever freaking be on when the token shop restocks..

It took me a few seconds to get the joke, but then I LOL'd pretty hard.
Well, not just at the item, also at the comments posted about it.
Agreeing with Hellhound and maelyd, the reactions were great but people really need to lighten up.
Well, not just at the item, also at the comments posted about it.
Agreeing with Hellhound and maelyd, the reactions were great but people really need to lighten up.
Too bad I couldn't have snagged it, I would have shoved it down Blazed's throat XD since he's my gourmand pet and all. Anyway, I don't think its wrong for people to voice their own opinions of the item. Some people find it funny while others don't. Not everyone is going to like the exact same thing, we all have things we like and don't like c:.

Hm, there seems to be a fetish with poop on here...not sure that's a good thing. Where did this obsession come from?







That is so so gross. I am glad I am token poor. I do not get the reference ... can someone tell me the episode? I am only in season 2.

As if the real thing wasn't gross enough. If I wasn't a vegetarian before, I definitely am now. :P
And for all the whining about the content and price, I've never, ever seen anything sell out faster. I had to check a tab I had open to make sure I restocked 200 and not 20 of them.
Well, you know they say - that item which seems least collectible IS tomorrow's most collectible.
That's completely disgusting, but I bought one anyway for achievements' sake. xD -cough- I'll have to apologize to my active pet after he eats this.
Lololol I don't think it's funny either but it's a freaking pet website and it's a joke item.
And the level of hate exploding is ridiculous.
And the level of hate exploding is ridiculous.
I'm a nurse, I was elated when I found this and called dibs on releasing it immediately.
Also, I think the true butthurt one is the poor bird.
Also, I think the true butthurt one is the poor bird.
Like I can get over bathroom humor but making it VISUAL and having shit actually pouring from a chicken is just a step too far for me, sorry dudes.

normally i wouldn't find this funny but oh god do i love puns
especially when supernatural is involved
especially when supernatural is involved
well i got it anyways, but 200 tokens it's a lot... not cool... we are already spending tons of tokens vending holiday items...
200 tokens for THAT? :/ Wow...I wouldn't've priced it at anymore than 50 :x What a waste of tokens for something like that...
200 tokens for THAT? :/ Wow...I wouldn't've priced it at anymore than 50 :x What a waste of tokens for something like that...

@Ariel .... you look so innocent. AND THEN You go on to post THIS! UGH! Unless it's just a case of "don't shoot the messenger" ?

man... i so want this for my pet who likes to eat gross and expired things but i was too late :C

It amazes me how some people are weirded out of this. xD My mom has called it that for years. S'cute little item, but not one I'd be getting. (Even if I didn't sell out!)


I'll sit this one out thank you kindly ^_^.
I've seen far worse items than this on other pet sites.
I avoid the gross items because I'm just not into that kind of humor, with the highest respect.
I'm glad I was 5 minutes late and missed the restock.
I misread the item name too thinking it was something else XD.
I've seen far worse items than this on other pet sites.
I avoid the gross items because I'm just not into that kind of humor, with the highest respect.
I'm glad I was 5 minutes late and missed the restock.
I misread the item name too thinking it was something else XD.
WHYYYY. Hahaha. Definitely had to reread the item name a couple of times before I realized something was off...

I love that people are offended and/or grossed out by this.
Meanwhile I'm just sitting over here giggling like I'm ten at the word turd.
Hahahahaha turd.
Meanwhile I'm just sitting over here giggling like I'm ten at the word turd.
Hahahahaha turd.



I bought it before looking at what it was. Geeze. There (probably?) aren't a lot of folks who will want to buy it secondhand. Oh well! To the hoard!

gone in under a minute. Been so hard to get the token shop items lately - even with the notices.
Holy heck, that was what, two minutes? Three at the most. And the damn thing is already sold out. Sooo glad I didn't hesitate to snag one while I could (even if it is disgusting, pfft).


The colors are so pretty and Autumn-like it took me a minute to realize how gross this was...

well i got it anyways, but 200 tokens it's a lot... not cool... we are already spending tons of tokens vending holiday items...

omg that is so gross, but so hilarious! (I don't think I could ever eat Turducken ever again...)

I think this takes the cake as the nastiest item on the whole site for me, ahaha. It beats the fetus pops and other poop foods by a landslide.







