Token Shop: Turd Ducken!

Turd Ducken




The Token Shop has supper ready for you. Just like mom used to make!
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Posted by Ariel

LunaWolf

Lol I keep missing the restock on this one
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bcsam

Missed another restock
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CorrieZodori

LOL

I think it's more of a gross out tactic that's gone terribly well XDD
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poppet

If people are calling butthurt, can we also call possible scat fetish then? :P
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CorrieZodori

And the horrible reactions arrreeee hilaaaarioussss.
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CorrieZodori

For the record, Not finding crap jokes funny doesn't make you butthurt. Your horrible reactions make you butthurt.
:|
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Glitter

Well, looks like something my idiot "gourmet" pet would say "Yum! I loved it!" to! She has terrible taste buds. xD
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Peppermint

Haha, imagine squeezing it.
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Alison

Ha. Yuck.
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Khaiya

I know it's gross... but it made me laugh anyway.. because it's totally a play on the actual name. Turducken which is a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuff with a game hen. stuffed with a quail.. depending on the recipe....LOL. there's medieval versions that start with a whole oxen. There's also a modern bacon obsessed version called Turbaconducken....which is wrapped in bacon before roasting....>.> yum
I have had people who had no idea what Turducken was go ewwwwwww cuz that saw the spelling and were all GROSS!! and that's what made me laugh in spite of itself.
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Zakery

I am going to have to drop out of college to be able to ever freaking be on when the token shop restocks..
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Aztec

Oh my god how dare people not find shit funny. We must only be butthurt.
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Moondrops

It took me a few seconds to get the joke, but then I LOL'd pretty hard.
Well, not just at the item, also at the comments posted about it.

Agreeing with Hellhound and maelyd, the reactions were great but people really need to lighten up.
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Kilala

Too bad I couldn't have snagged it, I would have shoved it down Blazed's throat XD since he's my gourmand pet and all. Anyway, I don't think its wrong for people to voice their own opinions of the item. Some people find it funny while others don't. Not everyone is going to like the exact same thing, we all have things we like and don't like c:.
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Shadowheart

dang people need to chill
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Thrinoskia

This was absolutely necessary, if only for the reactions.
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Crab

:/
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foxette

Very ungenerous quantity as usual. What's in it for vegetarians?
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Nostalgia_507

Hm, there seems to be a fetish with poop on here...not sure that's a good thing. Where did this obsession come from?
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Rainey

Gah!!!!!!!!!!! Everytime i am at work
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Starfleet

Aww, I missed it! The description is funny. :)
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Jasper

....Why?
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Leixan

bahahaha omg this is so gross

it's hilarious
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sheral

LOL idk what's better, the item or the lull of butthurt in this post.
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poppet

Eh, I think I'll pass for 200 tokens.
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Medli

i thought i left this stuff behind at neopets
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Stakely

Kaje They made this just for you :D I missed it though
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Natsume

whaaaaat...
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Inknote

Gross! XD
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Rei_106

Eeeeeeeeew ew ew ew ew ew D:
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Alaizabel

finally an item i managed to snag. got me an acm and my pet loved it :D
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Psychedelia

That is so so gross. I am glad I am token poor. I do not get the reference ... can someone tell me the episode? I am only in season 2.
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Patience_363

I hate it D:
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Frenchi

… was this really necessary.
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Evanesce

I love items like this JUST for the reactions. *reads thread, giggles and runs away*
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ren

what a time to be alive

happy turdsgiving

that's not gravy
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Ritual

I'll have that with a heaping side of Nope and a tall glass of Never.
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Speiro

As if the real thing wasn't gross enough. If I wasn't a vegetarian before, I definitely am now. :P
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Ariel

And for all the whining about the content and price, I've never, ever seen anything sell out faster. I had to check a tab I had open to make sure I restocked 200 and not 20 of them.
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WhiterWinter

Well, you know they say - that item which seems least collectible IS tomorrow's most collectible.
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Lin

....ew.
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CorrieZodori

AHHH ARIEL LET ME LOVE YOU FOR THAT JOKE!
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stars_water

That's completely disgusting, but I bought one anyway for achievements' sake. xD -cough- I'll have to apologize to my active pet after he eats this.
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CorrieZodori

Lololol I don't think it's funny either but it's a freaking pet website and it's a joke item.
And the level of hate exploding is ridiculous.
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Ariel

I'm a nurse, I was elated when I found this and called dibs on releasing it immediately.

Also, I think the true butthurt one is the poor bird.
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Bailey_435

Like I can get over bathroom humor but making it VISUAL and having shit actually pouring from a chicken is just a step too far for me, sorry dudes.
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Bailey_435

lol saying we're 'butthurt' because we don't find scat super hilarious.
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CorrieZodori

*opens page*

*rolls in the butthurt*

hahaha

*casually leaves page*
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GoldfishWishes

what the heck is the disgusting obsession with poop items on this web site.
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necromancy

normally i wouldn't find this funny but oh god do i love puns
especially when supernatural is involved
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Wolf_Spirit

well i got it anyways, but 200 tokens it's a lot... not cool... we are already spending tons of tokens vending holiday items...

200 tokens for THAT? :/ Wow...I wouldn't've priced it at anymore than 50 :x What a waste of tokens for something like that...
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LadyTamarwen

Really?
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WhiterWinter

@Ariel .... you look so innocent. AND THEN You go on to post THIS! UGH! Unless it's just a case of "don't shoot the messenger" ?
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Wolf_Spirit

Sorry, but I don't find that anywhere near funny. That's just 100% gross. :/
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LunaWolf

O_O 15 minutes late and its gone, the pets sure were hungery
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Jai

LOL! That's awesome.
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Yemagh

man... i so want this for my pet who likes to eat gross and expired things but i was too late :C
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Chelsea

It amazes me how some people are weirded out of this. xD My mom has called it that for years. S'cute little item, but not one I'd be getting. (Even if I didn't sell out!)
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Muerte

Oh gosh, that's hilarious.
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TJPanda

I'll sit this one out thank you kindly ^_^.
I've seen far worse items than this on other pet sites.
I avoid the gross items because I'm just not into that kind of humor, with the highest respect.
I'm glad I was 5 minutes late and missed the restock.
I misread the item name too thinking it was something else XD.
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Hyena

WHYYYY. Hahaha. Definitely had to reread the item name a couple of times before I realized something was off...
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EmCee

I love that people are offended and/or grossed out by this.
Meanwhile I'm just sitting over here giggling like I'm ten at the word turd.

Hahahahaha turd.
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taffyann

bah hahahaha Oh my gosh, this is awesome! I hope I dont miss the next restock! :D
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Aztec

Ugh seriously more poop items?
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Serena922003

dang dat was fast
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Wizardpinky

its gone...
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grouse

I bought it before looking at what it was. Geeze. There (probably?) aren't a lot of folks who will want to buy it secondhand. Oh well! To the hoard!
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SolusAurora

gone in under a minute. Been so hard to get the token shop items lately - even with the notices.
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Zebriane

Holy heck, that was what, two minutes? Three at the most. And the damn thing is already sold out. Sooo glad I didn't hesitate to snag one while I could (even if it is disgusting, pfft).
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MagnusTheRed

"Agent 13 says: Mmmmm, can I have more of that?"

Oh, for the love of...
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Seoni

At first I thought "Hey, a Turk ducken? neat!" Then I re-read the item name. xD
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Miramel

The colors are so pretty and Autumn-like it took me a minute to realize how gross this was...
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Nanny

wow less than a mintue and gone ,, really! what was there 1
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Elena

well i got it anyways, but 200 tokens it's a lot... not cool... we are already spending tons of tokens vending holiday items...
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WidgetJones

Nope.
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Doe

Would have gotten it, but sold out in less than two minutes. LOL!
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Hunger

lol, bought one. Reminds me of Supernatural, that name.....turducken, LOL
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Ariel

Okay that has to be the fastest sell out ever. I will remember this :)
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Bailey_435

seriously though, I'm so over the poop-themed items, especially crossed with food. Ugh.
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gothic

Disgusting.
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DanteAmaya

lol
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SHIBITO

omg that is so gross, but so hilarious! (I don't think I could ever eat Turducken ever again...)
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Taiho

ewwww. >_< Well into the Gallery it goes.
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Zebriane

I think this takes the cake as the nastiest item on the whole site for me, ahaha. It beats the fetus pops and other poop foods by a landslide.
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FCoD

Thank goodness we're not having that this year, lol.
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far

Expensive food!
/buy anyway
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Lantern

Ew more poop items :| No thank you.
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Aria

I'm so done.
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MagnusTheRed

Whut. 6__9
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Skull

Ew.
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JESSYTA

That's some expensive food.
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sikkykins

haha....ewwwww! well, got one anyways :)
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Avedis

...lol?
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Bailey_435

lordy.
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Damon

. . . Um... ew
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