Friendly Thursday: Johannes
Johannes may not be the most harmonious shopkeeper to talk with, and you have to excuse his many puns, but he does know his music. He isn't one to become involved in things outside of the music world so it can be difficult to get to really know him, although it's been whispered that a nice hot pretzel can really change his tone.
There is one thing that will not put you in Johannes' good music books, though. If you can figure out what it is, then beware! If you can figure out what unlocks him, Johannes is a challenger that will really get you in treble.
Once you unlock Johannes, he will appear in the Secret Tab.
Unlocking Johannes is not limited to just this month like with our Throwback Challengers. While we'll continue releasing a challenger on the second Thursday, you'll have plenty of time to unlock them.
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Pun
So ... We have to drive him to violins? I knew something would make him lose his composure; he couldn't keep playing it cool! Also, all these puns are music to my ears.
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Baronbaracuda
You've found a Hidden Opponent!
Johannes challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!
The fragmentizer makes strange noises, and here is the result:
Johannes challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!
The fragmentizer makes strange noises, and here is the result:
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ChatLunatique
You Won!
You have defeated Johannes 5 times!
HA! Finally an opponent I don't feel guilty about beating up. Horns and Roses doesn't "measure up" indeed! Ker-smack!
You have defeated Johannes 5 times!
HA! Finally an opponent I don't feel guilty about beating up. Horns and Roses doesn't "measure up" indeed! Ker-smack!
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SongSparra
@Jess "Well there's ya problem"! Didn't read the item name properly, yes it was a viola not a violin lmao!
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SongSparra
I've fragged 2 sonora's and nothing???? Do you have to buy the violin from him exclusively?
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Xezvi
Reading through all the attempts to piss Johannes off is far more entertaining than actually doing it :)
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Lyn
I love that we get these extra opponents. I just wish sometimes the drops might have something in them that deals with actual battling. It could even be a new book to read to our pets. I am not saying every time, but it seems like even the ones we pay 250csc for don't have any battle related items anymore either. It's probably just me being a piss baby. :P
Any-hoot good luck everyone and enjoy your battling! :)
Any-hoot good luck everyone and enjoy your battling! :)
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Makani
Haha, I got the solution because I just got frustrated and said to heck with this and cleared my inventory XD
Oh subeta.
Oh subeta.
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Ferinsy
lol I don't know anything to do anymore... only things to say to a musician to piss them off :P
(and I guess commenting something isn't the solution)
(and I guess commenting something isn't the solution)
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AmberSpeiro
Visiting his shop with these items didn't drive him insane. I'm impressed with his composure.
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Marlboro
puns
Minions usually has puns in their names, the prize is a mouse.. is there a mouse with a music related pun?
Minions usually has puns in their names, the prize is a mouse.. is there a mouse with a music related pun?
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Speiro
I fully expected this month's challenger to be Euclid, with his nightmare being the most adorable chibi monstrosity ever.
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Austria
Dangit I don't want to fight you, I want a job in your shop!
(actually I got rid of all the pets I wanted to work in his shop lol, but it's the principle of the thing)
(actually I got rid of all the pets I wanted to work in his shop lol, but it's the principle of the thing)
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MuerteLaurey
I hope he at least appreciates the money I'm throwing his way trying to figure this out. :P
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Makani
I tried deleting a bunch of pretzels and instruments and that didn't do it. Anyone got any hints?
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Wesker
You've found a Hidden Opponent!
Johannes challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!
I feel like such a monster x.x
Johannes challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!
I feel like such a monster x.x
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shylarah
"Is known to be very rude to customers that do not take music seriously; he has actually banned people from his store for not appreciating the instruments"
I feel like this might be the key, but I"m not sure how to go about it.
Playing with a kazoo (aka music for the non-musical) didn't work. Maybe beer, for drunk karaoke?
I feel like this might be the key, but I"m not sure how to go about it.
Playing with a kazoo (aka music for the non-musical) didn't work. Maybe beer, for drunk karaoke?
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Angeryatta
trying to find the Key is turning out to be A Minor inconvenience.... Bass-t of luck gang : )
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jKat
I've tried eating a hot pretzel then visiting sjop.
Also tried playing with a few instruments then visiting shop.
Also tried playing with a few instruments then visiting shop.
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Laurey
I feel like there's some sort of hidden clue in the post itself here, but I can't decipher it. ;~;
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PiplupMagby34
So is this guy the Subeta version of Sans from Undertale?
Because Sans loved to make puns as well....
Because Sans loved to make puns as well....
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Wolfmyth
I thought having something like a recorder in my inventory and visiting would help...you know how everyone 'loves' the music they make...but nothing
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frafty
I can't wait until I unlock him so I can battle him and get that 5th drop "lute" pun very much intended
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Tali
“There is one thing that will not put you in Johannes’ good music books, though.”
Goodbye Virelai’s music is trash.
Bring it.
Goodbye Virelai’s music is trash.
Bring it.
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