Job Agency: Criminally Cool Job Alert

A straight and narrow job not for you? Maybe the Criminal industry will provide a big enough rush for you and provide you some leverage.

Work your way up the ranks of Patsy, Getaway Driver, The Grifter, Totally Legit Reseller of Genuine Knock-Off Goods, Trusted Hench, The Thief, The Hacker, Forgery Expert, The Mastermind, and finally Mastermind Incorporated.

Posted by Amber

12/9/21 5:11 pm Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

VOLTAGE 12/12/21 11:07 am

OMG This is the perfect job for

Nasty Crimeboy

KiaArra 12/11/21 1:39 am

@Amber - Redemption announced renewal for season 2 this week! So Excite!

StarShadow 12/9/21 10:45 pm

4 of mine went to infinity and beyond and now 3 are living a life of crime :D

METROID 12/9/21 10:03 pm

now THIS is perfect for my two boys who are thick as thieves!

Eitleoidhme 12/9/21 9:31 pm

I do not have the right pet for this but all these new career paths are exciting. Really hoping there are more to come. :) Thank you so much! Happy Luminaire!

Samwise 12/9/21 9:12 pm

Jason Mendoza

mmm absolutely criminal mastermind yes

Sefyra 12/9/21 9:10 pm

YEEEEEEEE LETS DO CRIMES

Snarky 12/9/21 8:47 pm

Is there anywhere that we can see what jobs are available with the levels and what the requirements and income are for each level?

Lantern 12/9/21 8:26 pm

I see your Leverage references, Amber

FamiliarAlien 12/9/21 8:20 pm

Finally my pets can be gay and do crimes, just as the gods intended!

Kiarda 12/9/21 8:10 pm

...I think i need a pet to quit their current job 🤔

Ryuu 12/9/21 7:45 pm

You up for some crimes?

Victoria 12/9/21 7:39 pm

This is awesome!

Saturnine 12/9/21 7:23 pm

The idea that a job agency just goes "Here, you may be suited for a life of crime!" is killing me lol

Jack 12/9/21 7:10 pm

omg I love it lol

JelloStar 12/9/21 7:01 pm

Leverage! Eee! Love this so much. XD Finally Leverage has the perfect job opportunity. Thank you! <3

Julie 12/9/21 6:48 pm

@Amber
Oh how I love you. My main pet has done all the jobs to top tier. It’s taken a long time. Lol. Waits patiently for this to happen.

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 6:36 pm

@Julie So we’re looking into something like that. We’ve been discussing how to maybe do achievements for getting the last tier of things (with title prizes or borders or who knows what!!)

Galaxia STAFF 12/9/21 6:30 pm

@Armor

I do love Eliot, and in my heart at least he is always good man and most Trusted Hench! For my part, I just felt that Hitter might not be a title people necessarily wanted to have to go through for advancement.

Armor 12/9/21 6:22 pm

No Hitter role? where is the Eliot Spencer love :c (Loving the Leverage references though!!)

February30th 12/9/21 6:14 pm

All they care about is money... Freaks like me just burn our part.

Zay 12/9/21 6:13 pm

This makes me so happy!

Julie 12/9/21 6:12 pm

@Amber
I’m still hoping for each job having an achievement. The best would be “do all the jobs” achievement.

Anrivef 12/9/21 6:09 pm

Cool :o y’all have gone above and beyond with the new jobs so far!!

norfie 12/9/21 6:08 pm

Haha, this is the best! Thanks for these!

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 5:38 pm

@ChrissyCat It's not related to this, but it is being worked on! The downtime and sorting out why the site was having issues pushed a lot of things back.

ChrissyCat 12/9/21 5:35 pm

Whens mysterious melody scheduled for????

February30th 12/9/21 5:34 pm

You can get more money with a pen, than with a gun...

Ciannwn 12/9/21 5:30 pm

One of my pets has been waiting for this career path.

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 5:30 pm

@KiaArra Galaxia and I are big fans of Leverage and couldn't help making a few references! With the two of us working together, we're aiming for a new job roughly every week!

beinagrind 12/9/21 5:29 pm

Nice, loving all these new jobs

frederick 12/9/21 5:28 pm

Why you gotta add Russia as a job?

Scy64 12/9/21 5:28 pm

These jobs cover so many of my pets! Time to level up and get them the jobs they were meant for.

KiaArra 12/9/21 5:27 pm

@Amber - Your other post was a reference too :D I need one of my pets to quit their job. Possibly multiple...

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 5:25 pm

@KiaArra ;)

KiaArra 12/9/21 5:24 pm

Hitter, Hacker, Grifter, Thief, Mastermind.... Leverage reference?? <3

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 5:22 pm

@XIII crime does not pay great at first

RydenTheWind 12/9/21 5:22 pm

Totally Legit Reseller of Genuine Knock-Off Goods, hah! This is all just chef's kiss

Estinien 12/9/21 5:20 pm

loving the variety of jobs coming up!! i guess you can say crime DOES pay now ;P

Amber STAFF 12/9/21 5:20 pm

@BoaConstrictor sometimes criminals are your only option for help

BoaConstrictor 12/9/21 5:19 pm

Is this a SAI Foe by any chance?

poop 12/9/21 5:18 pm

Oh yeah ;D Jobs that are not so honest is what we were missing.

paeoniaceae 12/9/21 5:18 pm

omg this is so amazing

Tinkerbabe 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Oh, this is perfect. My pet

Blobster

is perfect for this one!!!! Oh boy!

GalaxyEyes 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Hehe nice

BoaConstrictor 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Sounds good, just want to know prerequisites and income.

cyane 12/9/21 5:14 pm

@Osteologist I was thinking just the same! This popped up and I was like ... uh oh ... who should I pull to a life of ... crime ? :P

Regan 12/9/21 5:14 pm

oooooh I like this one

Petcollector 12/9/21 5:13 pm

So now you are just taking us into the real world. :P

Osteologist 12/9/21 5:13 pm

I wonder which of my pets is most suited to a life of crime...

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