Job Agency: Criminally Cool Job Alert

A straight and narrow job not for you? Maybe the Criminal industry will provide a big enough rush for you and provide you some leverage.

Work your way up the ranks of Patsy, Getaway Driver, The Grifter, Totally Legit Reseller of Genuine Knock-Off Goods, Trusted Hench, The Thief, The Hacker, Forgery Expert, The Mastermind, and finally Mastermind Incorporated.

Posted by Amber

12/9/21 5:11 pm Leave Comment

VOLTAGE @ 12/12/21 11:07 am

OMG This is the perfect job for

Nasty Crimeboy

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KiaArra @ 12/11/21 1:39 am

@Amber - Redemption announced renewal for season 2 this week! So Excite!

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StarShadow @ 12/9/21 10:45 pm

4 of mine went to infinity and beyond and now 3 are living a life of crime :D

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METROID @ 12/9/21 10:03 pm

now THIS is perfect for my two boys who are thick as thieves!

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Eitleoidhme @ 12/9/21 9:31 pm

I do not have the right pet for this but all these new career paths are exciting. Really hoping there are more to come. :) Thank you so much! Happy Luminaire!

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Samwise @ 12/9/21 9:12 pm

Jason Mendoza

mmm absolutely criminal mastermind yes

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Sefyra @ 12/9/21 9:10 pm

YEEEEEEEE LETS DO CRIMES

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Snarky @ 12/9/21 8:47 pm

Is there anywhere that we can see what jobs are available with the levels and what the requirements and income are for each level?

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Lantern @ 12/9/21 8:26 pm

I see your Leverage references, Amber

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FamiliarAlien @ 12/9/21 8:20 pm

Finally my pets can be gay and do crimes, just as the gods intended!

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Kiarda @ 12/9/21 8:10 pm

...I think i need a pet to quit their current job 🤔

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Ryuu @ 12/9/21 7:45 pm

You up for some crimes?

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Victoria @ 12/9/21 7:39 pm

This is awesome!

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Saturnine @ 12/9/21 7:23 pm

The idea that a job agency just goes "Here, you may be suited for a life of crime!" is killing me lol

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Julia @ 12/9/21 7:10 pm

omg I love it lol

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JelloStar @ 12/9/21 7:01 pm

Leverage! Eee! Love this so much. XD Finally Leverage has the perfect job opportunity. Thank you! <3

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Julie @ 12/9/21 6:48 pm

@Amber
Oh how I love you. My main pet has done all the jobs to top tier. It’s taken a long time. Lol. Waits patiently for this to happen.

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Amber @ 12/9/21 6:36 pm STAFF

@Julie So we’re looking into something like that. We’ve been discussing how to maybe do achievements for getting the last tier of things (with title prizes or borders or who knows what!!)

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Galaxia @ 12/9/21 6:30 pm STAFF

@Armor

I do love Eliot, and in my heart at least he is always good man and most Trusted Hench! For my part, I just felt that Hitter might not be a title people necessarily wanted to have to go through for advancement.

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Armor @ 12/9/21 6:22 pm

No Hitter role? where is the Eliot Spencer love :c (Loving the Leverage references though!!)

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February30th @ 12/9/21 6:14 pm

All they care about is money... Freaks like me just burn our part.

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Zay @ 12/9/21 6:13 pm

This makes me so happy!

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Julie @ 12/9/21 6:12 pm

@Amber
I’m still hoping for each job having an achievement. The best would be “do all the jobs” achievement.

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Anrivef @ 12/9/21 6:09 pm

Cool :o y’all have gone above and beyond with the new jobs so far!!

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norfie @ 12/9/21 6:08 pm

Haha, this is the best! Thanks for these!

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Amber @ 12/9/21 5:38 pm STAFF

@ChrissyCat It's not related to this, but it is being worked on! The downtime and sorting out why the site was having issues pushed a lot of things back.

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ChrissyCat @ 12/9/21 5:35 pm

Whens mysterious melody scheduled for????

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February30th @ 12/9/21 5:34 pm

You can get more money with a pen, than with a gun...

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Ciannwn @ 12/9/21 5:30 pm

One of my pets has been waiting for this career path.

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Amber @ 12/9/21 5:30 pm STAFF

@KiaArra Galaxia and I are big fans of Leverage and couldn't help making a few references! With the two of us working together, we're aiming for a new job roughly every week!

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beinagrind @ 12/9/21 5:29 pm

Nice, loving all these new jobs

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frederick @ 12/9/21 5:28 pm

Why you gotta add Russia as a job?

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Scy64 @ 12/9/21 5:28 pm

These jobs cover so many of my pets! Time to level up and get them the jobs they were meant for.

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KiaArra @ 12/9/21 5:27 pm

@Amber - Your other post was a reference too :D I need one of my pets to quit their job. Possibly multiple...

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Amber @ 12/9/21 5:25 pm STAFF

@KiaArra ;)

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KiaArra @ 12/9/21 5:24 pm

Hitter, Hacker, Grifter, Thief, Mastermind.... Leverage reference?? <3

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Amber @ 12/9/21 5:22 pm STAFF

@XIII crime does not pay great at first

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RydenTheWind @ 12/9/21 5:22 pm

Totally Legit Reseller of Genuine Knock-Off Goods, hah! This is all just *chef's kiss*

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Estinien @ 12/9/21 5:20 pm

loving the variety of jobs coming up!! i guess you can say crime DOES pay now ;P

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Amber @ 12/9/21 5:20 pm STAFF

@BoaConstrictor sometimes criminals are your only option for help

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BoaConstrictor @ 12/9/21 5:19 pm

Is this a SAI Foe by any chance?

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poop @ 12/9/21 5:18 pm

Oh yeah ;D Jobs that are not so honest is what we were missing.

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paeoniaceae @ 12/9/21 5:18 pm

omg this is so amazing

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Tinkerbabe @ 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Oh, this is perfect. My pet

Blobster

is perfect for this one!!!! Oh boy!

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GalaxyEyes @ 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Hehe nice

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BoaConstrictor @ 12/9/21 5:17 pm

Sounds good, just want to know prerequisites and income.

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cyane @ 12/9/21 5:14 pm

@Osteologist I was thinking just the same! This popped up and I was like ... uh oh ... who should I pull to a life of ... crime ? :P

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Regan @ 12/9/21 5:14 pm

oooooh I like this one

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Petcollector @ 12/9/21 5:13 pm

So now you are just taking us into the real world. :P

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Osteologist @ 12/9/21 5:13 pm

I wonder which of my pets is most suited to a life of crime...

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