Happy Elwood Day!
Pick up a ticket today for Woodys Chocolate Experience and probably have the day of your life so far. Activities include smelling the pizza shop next door, looking at pictures of chocolate that I drew in slightly rude shapes, an arid tunnel, and an imaginary lab.
Come to my abandoned warehouse…I mean, uh, my enchanted pizza garden—and remember, when we put on a fake show, at least your kids don't cry. Well, not because of us, anyway. This time.
Happy Elwood Day!
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Cosmopolitan
this made me unbelievably happy. was sorta hoping the overlay would include a nod to the unknown though, lol
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Parakeet
This has to be my favorite one yet. I got the reference immediately and it put a huge smile on my face hahaha.
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Thia
Am I the only one that has absolutely no idea what this is referencing? I mean I'm pretty sure the ticket is a Willy Wonka reference, but people in the comments seem to be talking about something else.
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Pinocchio
Top-tier event this year, even if we only get to smell the pizza and not get any to eat this year LOL
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Blythe
Every year I feel obligated to share this photo I took driving through southern Oregon. I turned around just to get the photo for my fellow Subetans.
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Shadow
Actual cackling at the reference, what a crapshow. Glad Elwood's version is at least up front about the lackluster area.
~S
~S
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youngexplorer
......" looking at pictures of chocolate that I drew in slightly rude shapes"... ooh, I wanna see I wanna see!
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Mythology
But what of The Unknown? The Evil Chocolatier who lives in the walls?
Fantastic Elwood Day Gift, btw
Fantastic Elwood Day Gift, btw
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Amber
Laurey
I love seeing what staff decide to reference every year for these. I had kind of forgotten about this little debacle, but it’s perfect for Elwood’s style of humor lmao. Thanks for the ticket to the definitely-not-a-scam-why-would-you-think-that experience! :)
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Delirium
Thank you Elwood for being funny and not obnoxiously annoying like certain other sites' April Fools jokes. :)
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Sneaky
Reading the news post and finding out what the reference was this year made me laugh out loud. I should have seen it coming.
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Laeluxia
question as someone new - is this just a free item to pick up are you supposed to go somewhere to turn in the ticket or anything?
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hannahharmin
Interesting! So we stand in the middle of an empty warehouse and use our imagination? Excellent!
Kids! Put the devices away. lol
Kids! Put the devices away. lol
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