
This rather bizarre... thing ... has been found in the Crystal Shop.
I don't even want to know what it is.
Posted by Keith

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Guys. It's been around for ages, and always been called Edward. I think it was an inside joke at the time, but I really can't remember what the joke was. xD
I've had it on my wishlist for what feels like eons xD maybe I'll finally get one.
I've had it on my wishlist for what feels like eons xD maybe I'll finally get one.
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I'll bet Edward is really some kind of freakins alien parasite that wants you to eat it so that it can control you FROM THE INSIIIIDE! dramatic music plays: Dun dun DAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Brrr! Suspense!)
(Brrr! Suspense!)
oh for god's sake.... i like twilight, my best friend doesnt, she thinks is rubbish. she like's Nicolas Sparks...i think is crap (do not start an argument about this now, i just expressed my opinion, i not saying the book IS bad)... if decided to criticise everytime she comes near me and talks about one of the books and vice-versa, our friendship would be over by now.
Just follow the example. If it reminds Edward from twilight to someone, dont start criticising the book, just ignore it and say if you like the item or not.
You people really love to pick up fights about the most stupid stuff...really mature 9__9
Just follow the example. If it reminds Edward from twilight to someone, dont start criticising the book, just ignore it and say if you like the item or not.
You people really love to pick up fights about the most stupid stuff...really mature 9__9
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Hurhur.
Me likey.
Me likey.

This item was created far before any sparkly vampire were popular over the Internet.
It is not a new item either, and wasn't even drawn by an artist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
It is not a new item either, and wasn't even drawn by an artist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

This item was created far before any sparkly vampire were popular over the Internet.
It is not a new item either, and wasn't even drawn by an artist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
It is not a new item either, and wasn't even drawn by an artist <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">I'm majouring in literature</blockquote>
ORLY?
Looks like I'll have to start fragging again...
ORLY?
Looks like I'll have to start fragging again...
I can't believe the day has finally come where an item good enough for my crystals has appeared...
(^__^)/
(^__^)/
Art isn't very good compared to what Subeta usually produces.
Or was that done on purpose? XD
never read or saw Twilight
Or was that done on purpose? XD
never read or saw Twilight
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that last message wasn't for the Twilight lovers but those who are having little comment-based internet fits about how much they hate the series
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I want this item...I wanna eat it O.o
er, everyone whose having a fit over Twilight: STFU!
I'm majouring in literature and in all honesty, can't you agree that it's better that people are reading absolute crap rather than not reading at all? Christ, people like the book and they're allowed to like the book. I personally don't very much (I rather like Interview with the Vampire a whole hell of a lot more) but still....no need to get so worked up like that !!! People are allowed to enjoy the series if they like. It's not hurting anyone -.0 Except for you (extreme over-reactants) with your blood pressure so horribly raised -.-
P.S. Edward BEDDAZZLES ME!!!
er, everyone whose having a fit over Twilight: STFU!
I'm majouring in literature and in all honesty, can't you agree that it's better that people are reading absolute crap rather than not reading at all? Christ, people like the book and they're allowed to like the book. I personally don't very much (I rather like Interview with the Vampire a whole hell of a lot more) but still....no need to get so worked up like that !!! People are allowed to enjoy the series if they like. It's not hurting anyone -.0 Except for you (extreme over-reactants) with your blood pressure so horribly raised -.-
P.S. Edward BEDDAZZLES ME!!!
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just wanted to tell you guys tha i joined yesterday and if you guys can be my friends. I DON'T BITE
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The description is priceless xD
I would buy him just for that reason xD
That and the fact he's a minion C:
I would buy him just for that reason xD
That and the fact he's a minion C:
I totally need this thing for my pet's treasure chest. Omfg the innuendo-ish description... XD!
Actually nothing comes up to my mind when I think the name 'Edward'. When I look at this I think of some weird pea with yellow eyes and a random dark green patch, wearing a crown...
Actually nothing comes up to my mind when I think the name 'Edward'. When I look at this I think of some weird pea with yellow eyes and a random dark green patch, wearing a crown...
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The name reminds me of neither twilight or FMA.. But I love the dirty description <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

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What /is/ that thing? .__.
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It's a minion? Then I must have this! Hehe, FMA...
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EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!! oh edward <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> sobs

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by Caitlynne
Edward can beat up Chuck Norris. </blockquote>
Oh noooo, he can't!
loves Chuck Norris.
XD
I think in Edward from Cowboy Bebop when I saw the name of this little guy.
Edward can beat up Chuck Norris. </blockquote>
Oh noooo, he can't!
loves Chuck Norris.
XD
I think in Edward from Cowboy Bebop when I saw the name of this little guy.

DEAR GOD ITS THE EDWARD.
on a second note.
It reminds me of FMA. o3o
BUAHAHAHAHA
Its even yellow! x3
on a second note.
It reminds me of FMA. o3o
BUAHAHAHAHA
Its even yellow! x3

EDWARD!!!
omg. I've been dying for this!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I'm so glad.
omg. I've been dying for this!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I'm so glad.

Its a fishiee.[/qoute]
SEE! I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT MAD!
Foams at mouth and is put into padded cell
But - but - she ... I ... sigh It IS a fish. Pouts xD
SEE! I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT MAD!
Foams at mouth and is put into padded cell
But - but - she ... I ... sigh It IS a fish. Pouts xD
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@Rhous:
I don't care if it's America or Subeta. You have freedom of speech no matter what. But look at what you've done. Instead of people voicing their opinions about the item, YOU'VE caused a whole argument about Twilight by mentioning the person who mentioned that the name reminded them of Twilight. So honestly, all I have to say is that if you're criticizing a whole book just because of one thing a person said over the internet, you honestly need a life.
The only one we can blame for this now argument is you, because you came up and bashed on Twilight because of what one person said. Whee, someone said that the item name reminded them of a book. Big deal.
So go outside and lighten up or something.
I don't care if it's America or Subeta. You have freedom of speech no matter what. But look at what you've done. Instead of people voicing their opinions about the item, YOU'VE caused a whole argument about Twilight by mentioning the person who mentioned that the name reminded them of Twilight. So honestly, all I have to say is that if you're criticizing a whole book just because of one thing a person said over the internet, you honestly need a life.
The only one we can blame for this now argument is you, because you came up and bashed on Twilight because of what one person said. Whee, someone said that the item name reminded them of a book. Big deal.
So go outside and lighten up or something.
WOW, the name Edward comes up and now all the Twilight-haters are here... D8
-flees for life-
-flees for life-
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X_x Why do you guys constantly argue about if Twilight is good or not? Get over it and stop making a fuss over an item named Edward!
Jeez. :3 Its a fishiee.
Jeez. :3 Its a fishiee.
Oh damn. I just found out that he's food and he's a minion. Guess I'll be adding him to my gallery. He's fabulous though.
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XD Ohgod now it must be eaten.
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I don't know what it is... and that makes me want it all the more XD
...and I thought of my first teddy bear when I saw it. He's named Edward Bear, after Pooh's real name. Now THAT's old school <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
...and I thought of my first teddy bear when I saw it. He's named Edward Bear, after Pooh's real name. Now THAT's old school <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Risatina - while reading your posts it reminded me of a Neomail I got on Neopets two days ago for having 'Emo' listed in my hobbies:
"I hate Emo's, they try to be non-conformist, but in actuality they are conforming to being non-cenformist."
^ Really confusing; but the same applies in this situation IMO. While some geniunly dislike the series - others won't read it and will bash it simply because others like it so much!
NOW TO BE ON TOPIC; Edward is a fish. Can't you see it?! It's wet. And edible. A FISH I TELL YOU. Also if you take away the yellow it is totally two green and yellow fish in the form of the Pisces star sign thingy :|
"I hate Emo's, they try to be non-conformist, but in actuality they are conforming to being non-cenformist."
^ Really confusing; but the same applies in this situation IMO. While some geniunly dislike the series - others won't read it and will bash it simply because others like it so much!
NOW TO BE ON TOPIC; Edward is a fish. Can't you see it?! It's wet. And edible. A FISH I TELL YOU. Also if you take away the yellow it is totally two green and yellow fish in the form of the Pisces star sign thingy :|
I think its so funny that all these people are talking about twilight. This item was released before that book was even written, I believe.
people dislike twilight because everyone else likes it. they won't even touch the book and so they never know that the story is actually very nice.
and then they go off and watch hannah montanna for the day.
seriously. there's something wrong with that. xD
but at least I dont get in peoples faces and act like I know everything when it comes to just a book.
it's a book people. don't be such jerks over it. grow up.
and then they go off and watch hannah montanna for the day.
seriously. there's something wrong with that. xD
but at least I dont get in peoples faces and act like I know everything when it comes to just a book.
it's a book people. don't be such jerks over it. grow up.
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Oh my...The Edward-we must eat it.

...am I the only one who thought of Edward from Cowboy Bebop instead? Old school for the win.
This item has been out long before shiny sparkly vampire boy. So all you little fangirls can go away now kthanks.
(And just for the record - get an English major to read Twilight with you. You'll never hear the end of the errors in that series. Seriously. Did she just tape a thesaurus to a dart board or something when she was writing?)
This item has been out long before shiny sparkly vampire boy. So all you little fangirls can go away now kthanks.
(And just for the record - get an English major to read Twilight with you. You'll never hear the end of the errors in that series. Seriously. Did she just tape a thesaurus to a dart board or something when she was writing?)

.... but it didn't take long until the sparkler came to mind ¬.¬