How to Punch a Zombie




Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!



The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now biting at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.



If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the Token Shop. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)



I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.
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Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee

02/9/09 12:41 am Leave Comment
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
User not found:
how do you bite people D; gah
DaBluMeanie
It Really Really has not restocked since the first one

GROANS a Zombieish Groan
LizBlackDog
I've been checking back all day too; I was wondering if I'd just been massively unlucky.
DaBluMeanie
2am and no restock --- did someone tell McGee how often she is supposed to restock the Token shop

eesh nuthin like an NPC in Training!
Julie
I haven't seen a RS all day... oh wells, maybe it'll pop up again.
Julie
I haven't seen a RS all day... oh wells, maybe it'll pop up again.
DaBluMeanie
I don't think this has been restocked at all yet --- I have been checking back all day
Liz
Did it restock at all? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
BleedingOrange
missed it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Harknesss
Probably going to restock any moment now... Because I am gone for tonight. 2 am is long enough a wait for me.
Hyogail
Awww please resotck the ts item <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
LordQuincey
Sighs... the Token Shop always stocks the good stuff when I'm either asleep or at school and not able to get it. Bummer.
darthmaul
We are all doomed!!
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Lmao

This is by far the BEST VALENTINES event EVAH. :'D

Can't wait till I can bite people. C8
temple
i just noticed titania's name...
...

anyway afk winchester
VChick294
can someone please bite me?
User not found:
You have been awarded the Survivor Achievement!
YAY!!! I GET AN ACHEIVEMENT FOR NOT GETTING THE ZOMBIE ACHEIVEMENT!!!
CassieFenix
I think this is really weird... So, why Zombies on a Valentines thing? I think it's uncalled for, but cheers to anyone who likes this.
syllepsis
I've been stalking it since I got to work . . . ahem, cough-cough, I mean from "home" since 9am. I seriously want that book and I'm starting to suspect it'll restock this evening when I have no way to be online.
HoleWeet
I seriously need that restock, zombies are gonna gang up on the survivor board.
Dx
Twisted_Pretzel
It still hasn't restocked XD this is cutting into WoW time * pushes fellow zombies out of way*
User not found:
its not a free gift,it is a reminder of a free gift

as for tits i hope she gets bitten and dies
DebiLee
If you scroll down, the Titania NPC said that there wasn't a new issue, it was just a (most likely copied previous post beginning) reminder. Also, there were -1 Zombie books in the Token shop because two people clicked on the last one at the exact same second and it cloned itself.
User not found:
Omg!! the free gifts are coming too fast i've missed about 4 now arrr AND i'm on everyday so how's that work?!?!
SchattenKokoro
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> what happend!? the book isn't in the free gift thing!!!
RetroDoll
Is this ever going to be fixed? :-/ As fast as they're going I don't want to miss an issue.
Hyogail
please restock iiiiit ;~;
ZaHadA
can someone bite me? please O.o
Viking
And after 7 hours being online and stalking the TS, no new book restock. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

Awesome. More waiting.
arranges folding chair and takes out her thermos flask
User not found:
Peh. Zombies.

Hide at the Winchester.
lunarules
Titania is starting to look a little ill herself.
User not found:
-screams- No, not the heart virus!
SpoonyBard
How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

um, -1, ok~
InnocentlyMorbid
XD I FINALLY GOT INFECTED! o.o with the rash and hearts xD
Expressions
ZOMBIE ATTACK.
KNEW IT.
xD
mmmh81
But I am at level 6. is confused
Crawler
You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

One more? Number six then? Missed a random gift? feels confused oO
Luka
Achievement!
You have been awarded the Survivor Achievement!
Wee.
Naiyra
I think that you can only bite if you are a level 6
mmmh81
I cant seem to bite any one?
Moonbeam
Please restock the Zombie book! throws pendant around neck
Liz
Scratch that. I think this was just a reminder to get the gift if you haven't already. Number VI doesn't even exist.
MorphingNavajo
Put me on that long list of people who clicked on the "Free Gift" link only to find we can't get it and received a message stating that we got the gift already. Please correct this mistake and let us know. We all love getting free gifts!! It did the same thing to me with Subeta Tribune Special Issue II. I never got it.
Liz
I can't get my free gift...? (sniff)

And please restock? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Allura
Free Gift

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

But.. I wasn't even awake when this was released! And that was 8 hours ago! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Obanaga
GRAGGG. telling me I got my free gift too..
annoying since I havn;t missed any of these free gifts yet, and I have school so I won;t be on the next 8 hours...by then, it'll probably change the gift..>.<
Naiyra
Its telling me that I already got my gift....ummmm but I didn't
Zadorvp
You already got your gift.

No, I didn't <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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argh I hope someone will find a real cure for this infection...I'm sick to see my avatar with these horrible wounds ;( Btw the book is -1 in stock still if someone can tell me how this happened XD
User not found:
Grr.... I'm so fed up with these diseases.... But whatev. It'll be over soon, I hope.
DazedNConfused
You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it\'s NOT daily!

I couldn't get it either and I didn't already collect this one.. -sighs- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Twisted_Pretzel
You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

hope i can get this one after some sleep
Prediction
I had level 4, went to the forum. Someone bit me and became level 5.
Chou
I want to be able to bite too! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
TERRORYAKI
The biting is in the forums, where people who are already infected with a stage 6 virus can "bite" others to infect them as well! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
VALHALLA
For the record, not all zombies should be punched. xD
does Thriller dance on way to bed
shadow-spork-guardian
what are they talking about with the biting?
loopa
got ten, now to hunt for five more to much on!!
Doe
Missed it.
sindos
How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

Haha... how come?
hermes
Awr, missed the book! So much for going to school xD.
TPring
Good, everyone needs to be infected! ahahahHAHAHAHA!
Midnight_916
Bites everyone within biting radius

And bawww, I want that book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
TPring
Bite People!
TrashPrinceDio
Duuurrrr...

How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient?
Ergo, that book is worthless.
99Nine
Well, I'm prepared to fight the infection. I have my four barrel ripgun, and my cyborg soldier BFG for back up. So, go ahead, throw them infected at me, I'll survive : D ...Now...To wait for that demented doctor's drugs to wear off...
Not_Sir
Does punching zombies actually work? I had this weird idea that your supposed to remove the head, but then again, I could be wrong 0.o
Venom
Nevermind, missed that post <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Venom
Where does one get the pendant?
Genius
does any one want to bite me?<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
User not found:
There isn't a new free gift. There's a comment below saying that.
loopa
i guess i'm a evil greedy zombie! 5 infected by me, five to go for the next achievement!
Minevra
:O This is getting intense.
Friskysquirt
No but really, how DO you tell what level of sickness you are?

I'm still itching (<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />) for someone to enlighten us!
StarZero
there is still no free gift!
Schilloyo
How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

-1? How odd. Too bad I missed it. :/
Jeryn
I got the "didnt work" thing ALOT, but I think its random because I sucessfully bit my first victim. just keep trying!
aiya
I have the bite option, but I keep getting: "You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />" ... sigh
Mecha-Neko
The title of the book is priceless...Thank god for the shrunken heads... o_o;
Cylum
Can someone bite me? I wanna be one. How do I get sick?
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Okay. Next how do you tell what you level is?
onewish
I successfully bit someone and it's showing 1/1 in my achievements but I didn't actually get the achievement for it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
GreenCat3
Aw man, I just missed the zombie book. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Jeryn
You can find the link to bite people in the forums. Under thier achievement count. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.
Mandark
woah hows there a -1 in stock on How to Punch a Zombie?
lol
Liz_885
I wanna bite Titania <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /> chases after her
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So you need to be stage 6 to bite someone?

Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...
Vacant
how do you tell what level you are ?
[NPC] Titania McGee STAFF
There is NOT a new free gift. My intro simply says that you can find the newest issue at the Free Gift center.

There is not a new issue, however.
Cylum
How do you even get sick? I wanna bite some people!
Liz_885
woo, I got a biting achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Dicatae
Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

where does it say reminder? it says its available now
knochenherz_203
Oo how did i know, what stage I'm? confused i want to buy someone ;_;
Meagan_Madness
stage 6 is just the 6 stage of your illness...its on the forums that shows the stage your on
loopa
biting is fun!!! i need to nummie on three more people for the next biting achievement!
Mandark
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woot... working those wizard quests.

off to try that biting thing now.
Rex_974
"You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />"

Okay, is it not working for anyone else? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
versace_633
I got the virus and I didnt know what was happening
Because I never read the news page :O
Cadence
Calm down guys. Obviously no one has gotten a new free gift so it's pretty safe to assume they haven't released a new one yet. The first part of Titania's news posts are always the same so they probably just copied and pasted it and forgot to remove the part about the free gift.
Amoora
whats stage 6?
Amoora
there's a biting achievement now
Meagan_Madness
nvrmind and you have to be level 6 to get that option <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Just one away for me
Meagan_Madness
;>>
im not going to bed till the free item stock lol. Luckily I dont have to get up early x3
Magan
There is no free gift; it was just a reminder! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Anyway, I'm not seeing any option to bite people. :/
Naila
How do you bite someone?
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darn wish i could bite but looks like only stage 6 infected can bite...P:
Zaf
Aw, people are going to start punching us now? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Darkk_AFN
Darn free gift not working... watch I'll go to bed, and by the time I get back on in the morning... there will be another free gift, and I'll have missed out on this one sighs
nier
biting? in what context?
loopa
well, at least the healer worked for me finally, but man!! when did my heart get ripped out?!?! i got a hole in my chest! i wanted the hearts dangit!!
jeanneh65
free gift is definately not working
VampirePumpkin
Does this mean I'm going to get punched?
Pam
No free gift here either.
Cinnamon_Spider
Was there supposed to be a new free gift, or was it just a reminder or something?
The_Ebil_Cookie
You have been bitten by Ego! You now have the disease virus!
Extract
Good thing I checked the news once more time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
ROXY
anyone who wants to sell their book, please contact me.

And damn you keef, i am having trouble keeping up!
loopa
got the punch zombie book, but can't get the new free special edition! but at least i bit somebody! that reminds me, i'm hungry...-noms on chicken wings-
StarZero
no free gift <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Meagan_Madness
rawrrrrrr I wanna bite ppl <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
SKRIL
Oh man, that book is made of /so much/ win.
xD
Amoora
I hope that pendant isn't another achievement.
MonMon
You Have Purchased:

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<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />!! Got the pendant as well xD

Though, as others, no free gift o.O
Rex_974
''You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />''

GRR.

Am very hungry. This is not cool.
God_of_Milk
I don't need the book to teach me how to punch a zombie:/
I know how to do that since I was born on earth<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Amoora
Yuck! Look at my face I know I tried getting the free gift but it says I've gotten it already.
Psychedelia
You Have Purchased:

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Thanks for your business!

But no free gift ... Aw, Titania dear ...
Shylock245
Free gift is broken again!
Amoora
This is too funny! Very entertaining.
Mandark
lol, awesome!
Kamikaze
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SEA
I have the book now BD
I knew you guys were gonna restock the Token Shop at some point tonight... XP
But it's saying I've already collected my free gift...?
Meagan_Madness
hmmm now to hold onto it or use it in the bookdrive..the choices
Nebulae
Nice book.
TwistedMiss
You Have Purchased:

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Woot... Didn't even see the news and I found this... YAY.
Magan
Haha! I bought this before it was announced in the news. I stalk the TS too much. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Burzum
lol hilarious name for the book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Psychedelia
You can come hide with me, Titania. i promise I won't bite you too hard <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
ache
How to Punch a Zombie? Wow! I've always wanted to know how to do that. 8D
Leah
Token Shop

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

Yay <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Kiarae
Hahaha, that's so awesome! I love it!

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