How to Punch a Zombie




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The situation has gone from bad to worse. Citizens are now biting at random, and I've seen members of my own crew be attacked. I've been told that the Shrunken Head Pendant being handed out can prove to be very effective if worn when being assaulted by a zombie.



If that is not enough, the How to Punch a Zombie has been put in the Token Shop. (Look for my interview with the bestselling author next week!)



I fear for my own safety at this point, and think that everyone should find a secure place to ride this infection out. Be safe.
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Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee

02/9/09 12:41 am Leave Comment

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how do you bite people D; gah
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DaBluMeanie @

It Really Really has not restocked since the first one

GROANS a Zombieish Groan
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LizBlackDog @

I've been checking back all day too; I was wondering if I'd just been massively unlucky.
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DaBluMeanie @

2am and no restock --- did someone tell McGee how often she is supposed to restock the Token shop

eesh nuthin like an NPC in Training!
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Julie @

I haven't seen a RS all day... oh wells, maybe it'll pop up again.
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Julie @

I haven't seen a RS all day... oh wells, maybe it'll pop up again.
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DaBluMeanie @

I don't think this has been restocked at all yet --- I have been checking back all day
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Liz @

Did it restock at all? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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BleedingOrange @

missed it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Harknesss @

Probably going to restock any moment now... Because I am gone for tonight. 2 am is long enough a wait for me.
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Hyogail @

Awww please resotck the ts item <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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LordQuincey @

Sighs... the Token Shop always stocks the good stuff when I'm either asleep or at school and not able to get it. Bummer.
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darthmaul @

We are all doomed!!
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Lmao

This is by far the BEST VALENTINES event EVAH. :'D

Can't wait till I can bite people. C8
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temple @

i just noticed titania's name...
...

anyway afk winchester
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VChick294 @

can someone please bite me?
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User not found: @

You have been awarded the Survivor Achievement!
YAY!!! I GET AN ACHEIVEMENT FOR NOT GETTING THE ZOMBIE ACHEIVEMENT!!!
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CassieFenix @

I think this is really weird... So, why Zombies on a Valentines thing? I think it's uncalled for, but cheers to anyone who likes this.
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syllepsis @

I've been stalking it since I got to work . . . ahem, cough-cough, I mean from "home" since 9am. I seriously want that book and I'm starting to suspect it'll restock this evening when I have no way to be online.
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HoleWeet @

I seriously need that restock, zombies are gonna gang up on the survivor board.
Dx
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Twisted_Pretzel @

It still hasn't restocked XD this is cutting into WoW time * pushes fellow zombies out of way*
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its not a free gift,it is a reminder of a free gift

as for tits i hope she gets bitten and dies
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DebiLee @

If you scroll down, the Titania NPC said that there wasn't a new issue, it was just a (most likely copied previous post beginning) reminder. Also, there were -1 Zombie books in the Token shop because two people clicked on the last one at the exact same second and it cloned itself.
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User not found: @

Omg!! the free gifts are coming too fast i've missed about 4 now arrr AND i'm on everyday so how's that work?!?!
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SchattenKokoro @

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> what happend!? the book isn't in the free gift thing!!!
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RetroDoll @

Is this ever going to be fixed? :-/ As fast as they're going I don't want to miss an issue.
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Hyogail @

please restock iiiiit ;~;
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ZaHadA @

can someone bite me? please O.o
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Viking @

And after 7 hours being online and stalking the TS, no new book restock. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

Awesome. More waiting.
*arranges folding chair and takes out her thermos flask*
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User not found: @

Peh. Zombies.

Hide at the Winchester.
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lunarules @

Titania is starting to look a little ill herself.
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User not found: @

-screams- No, not the heart virus!
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SpoonyBard @

How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

um, -1, ok~
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InnocentlyMorbid @

XD I FINALLY GOT INFECTED! o.o with the rash and hearts xD
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Expressions @

ZOMBIE ATTACK.
KNEW IT.
xD
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mmmh81 @

But I am at level 6. *is confused*
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Crawler @

You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

One more? Number six then? Missed a random gift? *feels confused* oO
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Luka @

Achievement!
You have been awarded the Survivor Achievement!
Wee.
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Naiyra @

I think that you can only bite if you are a level 6
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mmmh81 @

I cant seem to bite any one?
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Moonbeam @

Please restock the Zombie book! *throws pendant around neck*
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Liz @

Scratch that. I think this was just a reminder to get the gift if you haven't already. Number VI doesn't even exist.
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MorphingNavajo @

Put me on that long list of people who clicked on the "Free Gift" link only to find we can't get it and received a message stating that we got the gift already. Please correct this mistake and let us know. We all love getting free gifts!! It did the same thing to me with Subeta Tribune Special Issue II. I never got it.
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Liz @

I can't get my free gift...? (sniff)

And please restock? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Allura @

Free Gift

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

But.. I wasn't even awake when this was released! And that was 8 hours ago! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Obanaga @

GRAGGG. telling me I got my free gift too..
annoying since I havn;t missed any of these free gifts yet, and I have school so I won;t be on the next 8 hours...by then, it'll probably change the gift..>.<
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Naiyra @

Its telling me that I already got my gift....ummmm but I didn't
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Zadorvp @

You already got your gift.

No, I didn't <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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argh I hope someone will find a real cure for this infection...I'm sick to see my avatar with these horrible wounds ;( Btw the book is -1 in stock still if someone can tell me how this happened XD
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User not found: @

Grr.... I'm so fed up with these diseases.... But whatev. It'll be over soon, I hope.
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DazedNConfused @

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it\'s NOT daily!

I couldn't get it either and I didn't already collect this one.. -sighs- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Twisted_Pretzel @

You already got your gift.

Remember that you can only get it whenever a new one appears; it's NOT daily!

hope i can get this one after some sleep
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Prediction @

I had level 4, went to the forum. Someone bit me and became level 5.
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Chou @

I want to be able to bite too! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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TERRORYAKI @

The biting is in the forums, where people who are already infected with a stage 6 virus can "bite" others to infect them as well! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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VALHALLA @

For the record, not all zombies should be punched. xD
*does Thriller dance on way to bed*
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shadow-spork-guardian @

what are they talking about with the biting?
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loopa @

got ten, now to hunt for five more to much on!!
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Doe @

Missed it.
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sindos @

How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

Haha... how come?
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hermes @

Awr, missed the book! So much for going to school xD.
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TPring @

Good, everyone needs to be infected! ahahahHAHAHAHA!
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Midnight_916 @

*Bites everyone within biting radius*

And bawww, I want that book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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TPring @

Bite People!
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TrashPrinceDio @

Duuurrrr...

How can we be zombies if we're still alive and sentient?
Ergo, that book is worthless.
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SatelliteRave @

Well, I'm prepared to fight the infection. I have my four barrel ripgun, and my cyborg soldier BFG for back up. So, go ahead, throw them infected at me, I'll survive : D ...Now...To wait for that demented doctor's drugs to wear off...
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Not_Sir @

Does punching zombies actually work? I had this weird idea that your supposed to remove the head, but then again, I could be wrong 0.o
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Venom @

Nevermind, missed that post <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Venom @

Where does one get the pendant?
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Genius @

does any one want to bite me?<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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There isn't a new free gift. There's a comment below saying that.
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loopa @

i guess i'm a evil greedy zombie! 5 infected by me, five to go for the next achievement!
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Minevra @

:O This is getting intense.
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Friskysquirt @

No but really, how DO you tell what level of sickness you are?

I'm still itching (<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />) for someone to enlighten us!
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StarZero @

there is still no free gift!
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Schilloyo @

How to Punch a Zombie
Tokens: 100
-1 in stock

-1? How odd. Too bad I missed it. :/
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Jeryn @

I got the "didnt work" thing ALOT, but I think its random because I sucessfully bit my first victim. just keep trying!
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aiya @

I have the bite option, but I keep getting: "You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />" ... sigh
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Mecha-Neko @

The title of the book is priceless...Thank god for the shrunken heads... o_o;
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Cylum @

Can someone bite me? I wanna be one. How do I get sick?
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Okay. Next how do you tell what you level is?
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onewish @

I successfully bit someone and it's showing 1/1 in my achievements but I didn't actually get the achievement for it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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GreenCat3 @

Aw man, I just missed the zombie book. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Jeryn @

You can find the link to bite people in the forums. Under thier achievement count. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
GOod Luck! And as far as I know you have to be level six, and the person you bite cant have a shrunken head amulet on.
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Mandark @

woah hows there a -1 in stock on How to Punch a Zombie?
lol
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Liz_885 @

I wanna bite Titania <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /> *chases after her*
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User not found: @

So you need to be stage 6 to bite someone?

Because Im not seeing how you bite someone...
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Vacant @

how do you tell what level you are ?
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[NPC] Titania McGee @ STAFF

There is NOT a new free gift. My intro simply says that you can find the newest issue at the Free Gift center.

There is not a new issue, however.
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Cylum @

How do you even get sick? I wanna bite some people!
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Liz_885 @

woo, I got a biting achievement <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Dicatae @

Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the Free Gift center!

where does it say reminder? it says its available now
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knochenherz_203 @

Oo how did i know, what stage I'm? *confused* i want to buy someone ;_;
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Meagan_Madness @

stage 6 is just the 6 stage of your illness...its on the forums that shows the stage your on
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loopa @

biting is fun!!! i need to nummie on three more people for the next biting achievement!
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Mandark @

You Have Purchased:
How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!
Thanks for your business!

woot... working those wizard quests.

off to try that biting thing now.
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Rex_974 @

"You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />"

Okay, is it not working for anyone else? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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versace_633 @

I got the virus and I didnt know what was happening
Because I never read the news page :O
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Cadence @

Calm down guys. Obviously no one has gotten a new free gift so it's pretty safe to assume they haven't released a new one yet. The first part of Titania's news posts are always the same so they probably just copied and pasted it and forgot to remove the part about the free gift.
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Amoora @

whats stage 6?
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Amoora @

there's a biting achievement now
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Meagan_Madness @

nvrmind and you have to be level 6 to get that option <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Just one away for me
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Meagan_Madness @

;>>
im not going to bed till the free item stock lol. Luckily I dont have to get up early x3
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Magan @

There is no free gift; it was just a reminder! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

Anyway, I'm not seeing any option to bite people. :/
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Naila @

How do you bite someone?
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User not found: @

darn wish i could bite but looks like only stage 6 infected can bite...P:
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Zaf @

Aw, people are going to start punching us now? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Darkk_AFN @

Darn free gift not working... watch I'll go to bed, and by the time I get back on in the morning... there will be another free gift, and I'll have missed out on this one *sighs*
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nier @

biting? in what context?
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loopa @

well, at least the healer worked for me finally, but man!! when did my heart get ripped out?!?! i got a hole in my chest! i wanted the hearts dangit!!
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jeanneh65 @

free gift is definately not working
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VampirePumpkin @

Does this mean I'm going to get punched?
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Pam @

No free gift here either.
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Cinnamon_Spider @

Was there supposed to be a new free gift, or was it just a reminder or something?
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The_Ebil_Cookie @

You have been bitten by Ego! You now have the disease virus!
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Extract @

Good thing I checked the news once more time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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ROXY @

anyone who wants to sell their book, please contact me.

And damn you keef, i am having trouble keeping up!
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loopa @

got the punch zombie book, but can't get the new free special edition! but at least i bit somebody! that reminds me, i'm hungry...-noms on chicken wings-
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StarZero @

no free gift <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Meagan_Madness @

rawrrrrrr I wanna bite ppl <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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SKRIL @

Oh man, that book is made of /so much/ win.
xD
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Amoora @

I hope that pendant isn't another achievement.
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MonMon @

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />!! Got the pendant as well xD

Though, as others, no free gift o.O
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Rex_974 @

''You tried to bite them... it didn't work <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />''

GRR.

Am very hungry. This is not cool.
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God_of_Milk @

I don't need the book to teach me how to punch a zombie:/
I know how to do that since I was born on earth<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Amoora @

Yuck! Look at my face I know I tried getting the free gift but it says I've gotten it already.
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Psychedelia @

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

But no free gift ... Aw, Titania dear ...
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Shylock245 @

Free gift is broken again!
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Amoora @

This is too funny! Very entertaining.
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Mandark @

lol, awesome!
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Kamikaze @

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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SEA @

I have the book now BD
I knew you guys were gonna restock the Token Shop at some point tonight... XP
But it's saying I've already collected my free gift...?
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Meagan_Madness @

hmmm now to hold onto it or use it in the bookdrive..the choices
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Nebulae @

Nice book.
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TwistedMiss @

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

Woot... Didn't even see the news and I found this... YAY.
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Magan @

Haha! I bought this before it was announced in the news. I stalk the TS too much. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Burzum @

lol hilarious name for the book <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Psychedelia @

You can come hide with me, Titania. i promise I won't bite you too hard <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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ache @

How to Punch a Zombie? Wow! I've always wanted to know how to do that. 8D
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Leah @

Token Shop

You Have Purchased:

How to Punch a Zombie for 100 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

Yay <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Kiarae @

Hahaha, that's so awesome! I love it!
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