Your mother always warned you not to eat too many sweets as a child. You just couldn't listen, could you? She told you about the way your teeth would rot and you just chuckled and went about your merry way, stuffing your gleeful face with the delectable sugars and candies. You laughed at her stories about ... about the Evil Pie.
Until one day the Evil Pie showed up. Until it showed up and ... and ...
... we don't talk about that.
And now you sit up at night, flinching at every sound, crying out every time something round and flakey-crusted and delicious moves in the corner of your eye. You haven't eaten sugar in weeks, but it just keeps following you. You see it everywhere now. It's even infiltrated your stickers, your beanbags and the cookies you shakingly buy for your wizened, bitter old mother, now ...
They're everywhere.
Be on your guard. D:
Until one day the Evil Pie showed up. Until it showed up and ... and ...
... we don't talk about that.
And now you sit up at night, flinching at every sound, crying out every time something round and flakey-crusted and delicious moves in the corner of your eye. You haven't eaten sugar in weeks, but it just keeps following you. You see it everywhere now. It's even infiltrated your stickers, your beanbags and the cookies you shakingly buy for your wizened, bitter old mother, now ...
They're everywhere.
Be on your guard. D:
Posted by Amber
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
Cara
Ugh. This makes me miss Bob.
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So cute - let me at them!!!
These are awesome! I want them all!!!!
And happy Birthday, Aaron/Kunfusion! Hope you get all the pie you want <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
And happy Birthday, Aaron/Kunfusion! Hope you get all the pie you want <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
OMG
new items for my gallery O_O
Thank you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
new items for my gallery O_O
Thank you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
lol the sticker is cute <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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This. It is made of win. I can't even speak coherent praise, just... glee!
OH TEH NOES. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!
I can do my part and collect the pie stickers. To, ya know, keep them from lurking elsewhere and scaring people.
I can do my part and collect the pie stickers. To, ya know, keep them from lurking elsewhere and scaring people.
ROFL! Awesome story. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I love that sticker. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
This is why I love subeta and its artists so much,I effing love pie and have a pie gallery,This is awesome sauce <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Weak ... IMO. Is nothing against various or singular artists, just the concept bothers me.
Ah, it's so adorably evil! I must get a slice of this evil pie! And happy birthday Aaron!
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OMG ADORABLE! ___
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I want to eat all of them :3
SO CUTE.
SO CUTE.
How frigging cute, must get all <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote By Mario:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">...
My mom never told me this, you liar.
Happy birthday, Aaron!</blockquote>
Your mother must not love you enough to tell you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
My mom never told me this, you liar.
Happy birthday, Aaron!</blockquote>
Your mother must not love you enough to tell you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GO PIE!!! >xD
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My mom never told me this, you liar. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Happy birthday, Aaron!
My mom never told me this, you liar. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Happy birthday, Aaron!
Yay More Stickers.. Live The Other Stuff As Well... Also Happy Birthday AARON!! Hope You Have Many Happy And Healthy More To Come <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
XD, if you click any of the 8 aaron/evil pie minion/birthday billboards on the forums they all go to his profile so he's easy enough to figure out <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
AARON. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Happy Birthday! From a fellow EPM supporter. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Happy Birthday! From a fellow EPM supporter. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
OH, Kunfusion! Happy birthday <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I know who Kunfusion is. X;D Didn't know his real name.
I know who Kunfusion is. X;D Didn't know his real name.
Aaron = Kunfusion.. He's the Battle Admin.
And I think he's going to kill you for this newspost XD
And I think he's going to kill you for this newspost XD
I have no idea who Aaron is, but that sticker's cute <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
And when I first started reading this I just went "wtf O_o" to begin with. X;D
And when I first started reading this I just went "wtf O_o" to begin with. X;D
Woo Happy Birthday Aaron. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
MUST HAVE NOW OK thanks <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I think I'm shaking in my socks. The evil pie...it's out...out to get MEEEE!
I think I'm shaking in my socks. The evil pie...it's out...out to get MEEEE!
That sticker is too cute to be evil <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Aww, they are so cute! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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aww <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
Cool thing! Love pie <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Cool thing! Love pie <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Aww, that sticker is so cute! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
STICKER ♥ LOVELOVELOVE<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> YAYAYAYAYAYAY STICKERS <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
i just missed them but they're nice <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Someone will be happy <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" /> Yay Evil Pie.
I want that sticker! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Sticker! It's adorable. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
That's...a lot of evil pie. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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o.o;; xD nice!