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The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're giving it away for free! Enjoy!

Posted by Luxe

07/4/09 4:17 pm Leave Comment

HoleWeet @

oh god that meme.........

-hurk-

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honeysprout @

i don't really care about that thing so i just sold it in my shop.....

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Poetry_464 @

Dear God, I have so many conflicting emotions about this gift, and none of them are appropriate to post here except for gratitude...so...er...thanks for the free gift. *sigh*

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duskxfalling @

Yum.
=)

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User not found: @

*nibbles on Pizza Roll* What's -nibble- this -nibble- new thing -crunch-?

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Sherbet @

LOL i like how NO ONE got that i was joking when i made 'SETA'
ok i'll stop commenting now

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Sherbet @

you guys
it was a joke
i hate PETA i think that are outrageous
:B

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Blastoise @

thank you, i love me some soup

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TracyH @

One of my Festers is missing. Should I be worried?

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Mackenzi @

My biology teacher once had a large canned turkey, they can was huuuge. It was from when he was a kid and his mom would always joke that she'd fix it for them if they didn't behave. He brought it in to class to show off once, at the same time as the canned food drive for the food shelter. And he forgot it there. And it got donated. Some shelter tried to serve a 30+ year old canned turkey!

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SYDNEY_109 @

yum! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />

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Alzirr @

*slurp* :3 MEEEEAAAAT.

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User not found: @

Hmm...interesting.
and why is everyone freaking out about this?

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Twoflower_383 @

Ew. Nasty looking stuff xD

Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />

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xjx @

~*chicken jello*~

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Mythica_115 @

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

MMMMMMM SO GELATINOUSSSSS.

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SCAREY @

i burst out laughing
and i'm in the quietest area of the computer room in this hotel
8D

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Tennyo @

lol Such Drama.

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Chook_865 @

Some of these comments are hilarious.

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Bipolarbear @

Quote:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me It's better just being a loner *grins* </blockquote>

The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)

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Clouds @

Eeeewwww. A whole chicken in a can, OO; that's just so wrong. Rofl Fester in a can. Heeehehe. Seta? They are drawings not real animals.

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Speakeasy @

Seta's a joke. A very funny one.

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Beep @

Who the heck started SETA?O.O
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

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Serenade @

Thank god I just finished my hot pocket

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User not found: @

LOL. This is funnier since I have seen it recently. I will love my fester in a can and call it George.

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LadyJan @

SETA?? Good grief! *hopes people are joking* I think it's hilarious... I don't see how this is any worse/different than fried fester... were folks up in arms about that too?

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lurk @

The original canned chicken was mentioned in one of CHIC's threads. No big deal, no ''CHIC taking over'', just a reference that was first mentioned in their thread.

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Friskysquirt @

Quote:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?</blockquote>

Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.

The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner *grins*

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Hosui @

Good lord, that can must be HUGE.

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Bipolarbear @

Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?

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xjx @

BAHAHA OMGGGG, this item will always have a special place in my heart.

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Vaixation @

As long as we're not serving Keetos I'm good. o_o

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Pixie @

hahahahaa -flashback-

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Jeryn @

Quote:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You're right.

Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.

I call dibs on whoever started Seta.

om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>

Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha

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User not found: @

My pet didnt like it,lol. >___>

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Friskysquirt @

Lol at people with no sense of humour. On both sides.

SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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DADDY @

Please tell me you're joking. CHIC is a fashion cult.

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User not found: @

Yeah, what Aiya said. What is CHIC?

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Jessi @ STAFF

The amusing thing is, the artist that drew this isn't even in CHIC <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> she just thought this was a disgustingly hilarious product. Yeesh, people.

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User not found: @

we should have a new trivia

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aiya @

Mind you, I have a real life pet Fester, so this is really awful.

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aiya @

Chic? what is that? AW, poor fester. I'll sign up for SETA!! Where's the sign up booth!

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Ryuu @

It's just pressure cooked or boiled chicken which happens to have been placed in a large can. Cooled broth is just going to look like that; it's gelatinized. My grandmother liked to use them to make dumplings since it has already been cooked. Easier than her boiling a chicken.

Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?

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Faun_171 @

But...but Survivor is not over yet?

Lol at CHIC free gifts.

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Magi @

I think I'll take some of this canned fester and make some fester a la king on toast with it.

And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.

What do you think?

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Magi @

Sure I'll be a member of this "SETA"

Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

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Megan_799 @

rofl @ chic taking over

get over it XD

And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can

MMM CHICKEN JELLY

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Sopheroo @

You're right.

Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.

I call dibs on whoever started Seta.

om nom nom.
With gravy.

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User not found: @

Poor lil fester lol thanks for the gift!

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DoomQueen @

interesting free gift. but no shimmering coin turned costume trunk? *gasps* I was expecting it to be redrawn on the fourth of July.

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sugarpill @

Oh boy! lol.

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loopa @

after seeing the real-life version of this item (thanks for the reference link littlestereo!) i feel like i should be joining SETA. not just for the canned fester, but for the thought that they think we would eat somthing so creepy...

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Jeryn @

LoL. Thats epic. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.

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FLUX @

Good grief @ the animal rights whatever people freaking out. It is not an actual dead animal. It is /PIXELS/ on a site. And clearly a joke. Relax geez.

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KathyRunkle @

Ew! I mean... this is great. I'm going camping tomorrow. I'll just bring this along with me.

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Cobralily @

i have one in my pantry, but I don't have the nerve to actually open it. Also how does one shove a whole chicken in a can anyway?

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Marreshaann @

Okay what the heck is going on clicked for gift and was taken to another comments page

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Francine @

People have pet chickens and still eat chicken, so i see no problems with having a pet fester and eating fester.

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LittleStereo @

It gets better (or worse): 
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodnetworkhumor.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fa-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo%2F" target="_new">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/</a>

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Jessi @ STAFF

I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A; [/quote[

;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to <a href=""/users/hagane" rel="hagane"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/staff.gif" border="0">hagane</a> and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.

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Book @

Subetapets are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment!

Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!

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Norther @

*covers my poor festers's eyes*

(AHAHA I love this <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />)

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User not found: @

That is so weird because I just saw a picture on a website of canned chicken...Deja Vu, srsly XD Thanks anyways

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MarchOnOff @

I WANT TO BECOME A SETA MEMBER TOO! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! IT IS A PET! DO YOU FRY AND CAN YOUR OWN CAT?! I DO NOT NEED THIS BARBARIC GIFT! :K

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TERRORYAKI @

Ha ha love items like these.. Thanks!

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Pom @

Yay
My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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DADDY @

Now I need to get a fester so I can feed it this.
It should be an achievement.
"Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."

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Sherbet @

SUBETA DOES NOT APPROVE OF MY COMMENT :CC
ANYWAYS,
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.

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Sherbet @

HELLO THERE I AM WITH SETA
SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C

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Hallesey @

We have canned peas, carrots and potatoes, so why not canned fester?? LOL

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trini308 @

o.O.. tasty?

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Nox @

Quote:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">"WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS."</blockquote>
But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.

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ROCK @

Every time I pass the whole chicken in a can at the grocery store it makes me want to vomit.,

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Blaziken @

Oh Those Poor Fester....
Lets Have A Moments Silence For Them...
XD

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Deja @

Feeding Canned Whole Fester to a fester = cannibalism! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

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Luxe @

Quote By hagane:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD

WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS. </blockquote>
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;

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hagane @ STAFF

It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD

WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.

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Mana_958 @

This makes me wonder if anyone raises their own Festers. Mmm, fresh free-range Fester!

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Actually_Kai @

Luxe reads Geekologie too. XD

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AeriaLure @ STAFF

Survivors ready?!

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Midnight_916 @

Oooh. What an intresting item! C:

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mitzelpic @

Thankies!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?

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foudre @

:3
how...delish O-O;

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Sin @

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.

8D ♥

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Jenny_257 @

Awh, poor festers. :<

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Nox @

@SHiVA: "lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie."

I saw it too. And I never look on geekologie, but I did once and I saw the chicken xD

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Luxe @

Quote By Shiva:<blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it </blockquote>
You'd be correct! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

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JelloStar @

*lol* Nice. Thanks you. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

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Sopheroo @

lol @ Sweet Stu

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DebiLee @

Im'ma tell Tracy on you! XD

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Phoenixflame @

Well thats... different. Thanks for the gift. ^^

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dreamocracy @

Where are the pets rights advocates?? Down with Festers as food!!

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SHiVA @

lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />

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User not found: @

..that's sad. =( But free..X)

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Damon @

Skelly, it's just basically free food.

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LadyTerentia @

Thank you for the free gift!

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Palitato @

O_O THAT'S TERRIBLE.

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Tsume_349 @

Oh dear....that poor Fester...

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User not found: @

what does it do?

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Crucify_765 @

Feel sorry for the Fester, but I did giggle. xD

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Lovers @

*stuffs in gallery of junk* Thanks!

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primarily @

;x It reminds me of burger in a can. gross.
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> but its colourful! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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