The folks at Sweet Stu Cannery have just created a wonder of modern food: an entire cooked fester in a can! This is perfect for long camping trips or uninvited guests. They're so sure you'll at least be curious about it, they're giving it away for free! Enjoy!
Posted by Luxe
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
Dear God, I have so many conflicting emotions about this gift, and none of them are appropriate to post here except for gratitude...so...er...thanks for the free gift. sigh
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nibbles on Pizza Roll What's -nibble- this -nibble- new thing -crunch-?
My biology teacher once had a large canned turkey, they can was huuuge. It was from when he was a kid and his mom would always joke that she'd fix it for them if they didn't behave. He brought it in to class to show off once, at the same time as the canned food drive for the food shelter. And he forgot it there. And it got donated. Some shelter tried to serve a 30+ year old canned turkey!
yum! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Hmm...interesting.
and why is everyone freaking out about this?
and why is everyone freaking out about this?
Ew. Nasty looking stuff xD
Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
Uhm..Thanks Subeta? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me It's better just being a loner grins </blockquote>
The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)
The third half? XD (And thanks for answering guys.)
Eeeewwww. A whole chicken in a can, OO; that's just so wrong. Rofl Fester in a can. Heeehehe. Seta? They are drawings not real animals.
Who the heck started SETA?O.O
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Load of bullcrap. Just have fun on the durn site.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Btw I'll have my fester fried please.<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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LOL. This is funnier since I have seen it recently. I will love my fester in a can and call it George.
SETA?? Good grief! hopes people are joking I think it's hilarious... I don't see how this is any worse/different than fried fester... were folks up in arms about that too?
The original canned chicken was mentioned in one of CHIC's threads. No big deal, no ''CHIC taking over'', just a reference that was first mentioned in their thread.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Ooh, neat gift! What's it have to do with CHIC though?</blockquote>
Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.
The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner grins
Who can tell? Seems half of Subeta runs around saying OMG stolen from Chic and the other half runs around being angry about Chic.
The third half just shrugs a little and wonders what exactly Chic is. Or maybe that's just me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> It's better just being a loner grins
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You're right.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>
Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy. </blockquote>
Good grief!!! ~rofl~.. I almost choked on my Fester Noodle Soup. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
hahahahahahaha
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My pet didnt like it,lol. >___>
Lol at people with no sense of humour. On both sides.
SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
SETA funny. Fester in a can funny <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Yeah, what Aiya said. What is CHIC?
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The amusing thing is, the artist that drew this isn't even in CHIC <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> she just thought this was a disgustingly hilarious product. Yeesh, people.
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we should have a new trivia
aiya
It's just pressure cooked or boiled chicken which happens to have been placed in a large can. Cooled broth is just going to look like that; it's gelatinized. My grandmother liked to use them to make dumplings since it has already been cooked. Easier than her boiling a chicken.
Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?
Haven't had this:
http://gizmodo.com/351304/cheeseburger-in-a-can-reviewed
but it looks worse to me, what with the soggy looking bun and all. How about a yummy Bovyne burger in a can next? Or, maybe that scrambled brains and gravy?
I think I'll take some of this canned fester and make some fester a la king on toast with it.
And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.
What do you think?
And then I'll go to Kentucky Fried Fester and get a bucket of that fried fester as well.
What do you think?
Sure I'll be a member of this "SETA"
Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Subetans Eating Tasty Animals of course. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
rofl @ chic taking over
get over it XD
And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can
MMM CHICKEN JELLY
get over it XD
And lololol @ eating it cold out of the can
MMM CHICKEN JELLY
You're right.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy.
Instead of each a Fester, we should eat a Subeta user instead.
I call dibs on whoever started Seta.
om nom nom.
With gravy.
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Poor lil fester lol thanks for the gift!
interesting free gift. but no shimmering coin turned costume trunk? gasps I was expecting it to be redrawn on the fourth of July.
after seeing the real-life version of this item (thanks for the reference link littlestereo!) i feel like i should be joining SETA. not just for the canned fester, but for the thought that they think we would eat somthing so creepy...
LoL. Thats epic. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.
I truly hope those Seta's arent serious... Cmon, its just fun. I can only imagine what they think of the Decapitated Puppy we have on site.
Good grief @ the animal rights whatever people freaking out. It is not an actual dead animal. It is /PIXELS/ on a site. And clearly a joke. Relax geez.
Ew! I mean... this is great. I'm going camping tomorrow. I'll just bring this along with me.
i have one in my pantry, but I don't have the nerve to actually open it. Also how does one shove a whole chicken in a can anyway?
People have pet chickens and still eat chicken, so i see no problems with having a pet fester and eating fester.
It gets better (or worse): <br/>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodnetworkhumor.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fa-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo%2F" target="_new">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/</a>
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodnetworkhumor.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fa-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo%2F" target="_new">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/</a>
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I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A; [/quote[
;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to <a href=""/users/hagane" rel="hagane"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/staff.gif" border="0">hagane</a> and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.
;___; Andi, you made me sick enough by showing that to <a href=""/users/hagane" rel="hagane"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/staff.gif" border="0">hagane</a> and I, but it actually SAYS THAT ON THE CAN?! EW. EW EW EW.
Subetapets are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment!
Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!
Well, we shouldn't eat or wear them, at least. GO SETA!
covers my poor festers's eyes
(AHAHA I love this <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />)
(AHAHA I love this <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />)
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That is so weird because I just saw a picture on a website of canned chicken...Deja Vu, srsly XD Thanks anyways
I WANT TO BECOME A SETA MEMBER TOO! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! IT IS A PET! DO YOU FRY AND CAN YOUR OWN CAT?! I DO NOT NEED THIS BARBARIC GIFT! :K
Yay
My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
My bloodred pet wil eat this for sure <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Now I need to get a fester so I can feed it this.
It should be an achievement.
"Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."
It should be an achievement.
"Feed Canned Whole Fester to a Fester."
SUBETA DOES NOT APPROVE OF MY COMMENT :CC
ANYWAYS,
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.
ANYWAYS,
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR WE, THE SETA, WILL PROTEST AND TALK TO THE TOP NEWS STATIONS ABOUT THIS.
HELLO THERE I AM WITH SETA
SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C
SUBETANS FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS
I DEMAND YOU STOP MAKING THIS BLASTED PRODUCT AT ONCE OR I WILL MAKE A PROTEST AND TALK TO THE NEWS ABOUT THIS. >:C
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">"WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS."</blockquote>
But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.
But why do I still want chicken now? I mean, really, I'm hungry.
Feeding Canned Whole Fester to a fester = cannibalism! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote By hagane:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS. </blockquote>
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS. </blockquote>
I love the serving suggestion that says to eat it cold right out of the can. ;A;
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It is based off of whole chicken in a can, yes. XD
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.
WHICH IS SO GROSS, BY THE WAY. SO SO SO GROSS.
Thankies!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?
nomnomnom mmmmm. Tastes like...chicken?
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.
8D ♥
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I. CAN'T. BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD. OMFGITHURTSSOGOOD.
8D ♥
<b>Quote By Shiva:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it </blockquote>
You'd be correct! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
You'd be correct! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
lol Nice. Thanks you. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
lol I remember seeing the chicken in a can weeks/months ago on geekologie... I'm guessing this is a parody of it <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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..that's sad. =( But free..X)
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what does it do?
;x It reminds me of burger in a can. gross.
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> but its colourful! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> but its colourful! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I don't have a Fester as a pet but... if they made a canned Swampie (my favorite pet) I'd be a little upset about... o_o
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fuuun
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Thanks =D
-hurk-