Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information.
Disaster struck late yesterday evening when the Omen Island's Festival was savagely attacked by a raucous pirate crew! Their motives are unknown, but they have been very adamant that everyone should leave the islands as soon as possible.
We spoke with tribal leader and high priest, User not found: kahaleitzli:
"This ragtag group has shared the islands with us for some time - They have a hidden port here, and we have been unable to smoke them out despite our best efforts. It seems that it is their delight to harass us at every turn, even on high holy days. What a disgusting display."
Pirate User not found: captain jacques could not be reached for comment at this time.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
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lol pirates all the way.
lol I like how there is no HA for Captain Jacques when he wouldn't be reached for comment. XD
That said, poor islanders. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
That said, poor islanders. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
I'm normally a hardcore pirate fan, but in this case the islanders are just too cool.
-puts on grass skirt and skull necklace-
-puts on grass skirt and skull necklace-
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I do not take sides. I am at peace with both Pirates and Islanders.
YARRR! A pirate's life for me, ya scurvy landlubbers! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
anyone else notice that our favorite news chicky looks a terrible lot like matsumoto from bleach? lol.
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wow... this could be BAAADDD>.<
can't wait to see what happens next... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Am I really the only one that thought of this when they read this news post?</blockquote>
lol no, you are not! I thought pretty much the same thing!
lol no, you are not! I thought pretty much the same thing!
Am I really the only one that thought of <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.addletters.com%2Fpictures%2Fpirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-running-caption-generator%2Fpirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-running-caption-generator.php%3Fcaption%3DRetreat%21%2520Run%2520Away%21%21" target="_new">this</a> when they read this news post?
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The Islanders have been so gracious with their gifts and festivities... I vow to help them out as best I can!! For the greater good of all!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Pirates should rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoot! I always wanted to be a pirate! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Titania, you say they urge us to leave, but the locals act like nothing is going on!</blockquote>Pirates are always ruining island celebrations <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> They're used to it.
Ah, looks like a war! Now, this looks pretty interesting. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Can't wait! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
I am not impressed. :c
This hasn't even put a small damper on the festivities!
Titania, you say they urge us to leave, but the locals act like nothing is going on!
This hasn't even put a small damper on the festivities!
Titania, you say they urge us to leave, but the locals act like nothing is going on!
Go Pirates <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Pirates are so last year. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Go tribal!
Go tribal!
My pet Polly just won't simmer down. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> He's been squawking and waving his wooden sword all day. I love our generically-ethnic cousins here as much as the next man, but if we have to choose sides I don't think I can reign the boy in!
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go pirates
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go pirates
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For the pirates^^
Arrrgh! Ahoy, matey! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
I Love The Pirates!! But That One Female And Male Islander Would Make Great Mysterious Costume Trunks.. I Love The Female One With That Big Wavy Hair! She's Lovely!
Pirates ftw! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Helloooo <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I need to know, who drew Baron Omad? He rocks C:
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I need to know, who drew Baron Omad? He rocks C:
<img src=http://i31.tinypic.com/30arkar.gif border="0">
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Pirates rule Islanders drool!!!
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We can take 'em, right islanders? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /><
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war they want war they will get, Islanders will take all
Ohh snap.
I can't even chill on the beach without pirates attacking it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I can't even chill on the beach without pirates attacking it. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
[NPC] Angrybeard
STAFF
I'll be cookin' up some islander stew afore long, if they carry on wit' this false display! Ye landlubbers needs t' go home 'n stop helpin' these crazy islanders wit'there'sacrifices' afore they go too far!
Arr! I want some booty. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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this should definitely be a BC war....and im very sure that this would be the first ever with a plot........darn we love you keith<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Oh noooooooo~ <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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I am all for the pirates!
Curiouser and curiouser....looks like another plot to save the world from crazy pirates. A new battle Colosseum battler?
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the plot thickens. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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go pirates! : D
Ms. McGee's back! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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omg will this be a 1st war with plot in here.......crossing my finger <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> yeah yeah yeah bring it on
haha, oh the drama <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Hurrrr. I might have to abandon the islanders for the pirates. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Just because plotting is awesome.
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Oh my. o:
Get to da choppa!
Get to da choppa!
now this should be interesting. wiley pirates and island natives, all around where merana is posted? dang i hope she makes an appearance too!
Islanders FTW!
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the heat, the lights, THE DRAMA!
Ooh, this is GREAT! I'm enjoying every minute of this! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Plot please! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> And I love that they have their own accounts and HAs too, its AMAZING, though I do wish we could have some of their wearables -dies-
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tommy + plots = love.
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FINALLY. Those good for nothin' Islanders deserve everything they get. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
=o
IF THIS IS SOME EPIC BUILD-UP TO A SILLY RESTOCK WAR I will bawww. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
do want plot please.
IF THIS IS SOME EPIC BUILD-UP TO A SILLY RESTOCK WAR I will bawww. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
do want plot please.
I'm ready to party down at this hidden pirate port! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">*time for wii fit* </blockquote>
lolwut.
lolwut.
Those pirates and their random attacks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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..I am amused by the fact they have their own accounts XDD
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UH OH!! THIS MEANS TROUBLE!
Oh noes <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
