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Titania McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information.In a followup to my recent reporting, I have obtained an interview with User not found: kahaleitzli, holy man and leader of the Omen Islands.
Quote by Kahaleitzli:
How terrible. We would never commit such an unspeakable act!
I must admit, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man. And if that weren't bad enough, a drunken pirate who has kidnapped guests of our party. When have we held you here against your will? What have we done to you to make you distrust us so easily?
These same pirates have terrorized us for years, and take delight in attacking our citizens. Why, even humble User not found: temictzin , a common fisherman and no threat to their ways, was blindly attacked and scarred. And great User not found: songaa has earned his honor by defending our home from these buccaneers.
Perhaps my brother was right when he said it was wrong to invite outsiders to our celebration - In his madness, there is a perfect moment of clarity, it seems - You will never understand us.
Next year, I think I will not be so eager to invite you back.
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[NPC] Titania McGee
Kyle
I am still on the islander side as they haven't given me any reason to distrust them. Pirates on the whole are untrustworthy.
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Ichigo777
I'm defiantly a pirate *changes her avie*. I'll take the side with swords and cannons over the people with the sharpened sticks and rocks any day! Fire away!
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Morticia
And what about ladies the pirates took? Are they allright? How can a bunch of drunken pirates protect them? There are others who are far more qualified to protect them.
I am wondering what the final offering is. I still haven't heard anything about it. Only speculations. Could the holy man reveal that to us. My pets are getting jumpy and my avatar is already sharpening his weapons. Better save than sorry was his explenation.
I am wondering what the final offering is. I still haven't heard anything about it. Only speculations. Could the holy man reveal that to us. My pets are getting jumpy and my avatar is already sharpening his weapons. Better save than sorry was his explenation.
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User not found:
Hmm, an inebriated pirate who speaks freely, or a ‘holy man’ who had time to come up with an alibi and yet gave us a bunch of bullocks and slandered us. :/
Somehow I see myself siding with the pirates at this time.
Somehow I see myself siding with the pirates at this time.
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Tennyo
Nooo please invite us back I never believed the pirates!
Granted it doesn't mean I believe you either but still!
Granted it doesn't mean I believe you either but still!
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Dooreatoe
I have no reason to distrust someone purely because they live on an island. I do, however, have every reason to distrust a group of people dedicated to stealing, raping, kidnapping, etc. and lol at all the "well pirates get wenches", it's not like that island doesn't have ladies on it.
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dancehavok
Hmmm... I don't know if people will read the comments now, but...
If there is sacrifice/death involved, (IF! Don't get offended.) I will gladly be it. Why? Because I will come back as a ghost, and continue my usual lurking. And haunt Matlal, because I can. So, yeah. (I am the weakest link, goodbye!) <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
The other characters should get involved...Maleria shall spread chaos, Dr. Asmodeus will take notes, Pete will eat all the pinneapples, and the Old Wizard shall get new tribal panties. You know he wants them. It'll be the Ultimate Showdown of Subetean Destiny.
Now, if only Chcuk Norris was to get involved...
If there is sacrifice/death involved, (IF! Don't get offended.) I will gladly be it. Why? Because I will come back as a ghost, and continue my usual lurking. And haunt Matlal, because I can. So, yeah. (I am the weakest link, goodbye!) <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
The other characters should get involved...Maleria shall spread chaos, Dr. Asmodeus will take notes, Pete will eat all the pinneapples, and the Old Wizard shall get new tribal panties. You know he wants them. It'll be the Ultimate Showdown of Subetean Destiny.
Now, if only Chcuk Norris was to get involved...
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Mackenzi
Way to be a complete jerk and blame us for the pirate attacks. 8( I was all gonna join the Islander's side if there was an islander vs. pirate event.
Whatever, I agree with Super. Pete always knows the answer.
Whatever, I agree with Super. Pete always knows the answer.
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User not found:
PFFF
pirates get wenches, what do you islanders get? ;3
pirates get wenches, what do you islanders get? ;3
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User not found:
I'm still with the islanders. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Til the end! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
Til the end! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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gemajgall
Please, let it not end tonight. I was away on vacation for 5 days. I need 24 more hours. Please. Please?
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IceMistress
I'll just be a damsel. Maybe then someone could save me. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Whoever catches me first is the winner (go on, pirates and islanders, have a field day)!
Whoever catches me first is the winner (go on, pirates and islanders, have a field day)!
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SeriousGreen
The truth is always somewhere in the middle...methinks the pirates' grey cells have been pickled by too many rum toddies and the islanders' Big Kahuna may be a leaf or two short of a grass skirt. Solution: Ship Capt. Jacques and Kahaleitzli off to Anger Management Class while Channel 5 flies in Survivor Host Jeff Probst to sponsor a new reality TV show with the pirates and islanders entitled, "Do You Believe In Omens?"
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DealWitchIt
I'm concerned about them... and a drunk pirate might exactly not be the best people for them to be in the hands of, but until you show all the undecided folks here the offering I won't be satisfied... and show us what is actually going on.
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Socialist
Please, the pirates just want to fuck up our NPCs. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Courtesy
P.S.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?</blockquote>
Hate to break it you, but from what I understand about pirates it's pretty safe to say they aren't so virtuous by now.
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?</blockquote>
Hate to break it you, but from what I understand about pirates it's pretty safe to say they aren't so virtuous by now.
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Nymph_453
I'm not taking a side, Pirates don't taste good and the islanders can probably use voodoo on me *shudders and shuffles away*
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Courtesy
>:C
Yeah well who needs you.
Stupid uppity islanders; you're just jealous because pirates get all the wenches while you fruitcakes sit around all day painting each others faces.
Yeah well who needs you.
Stupid uppity islanders; you're just jealous because pirates get all the wenches while you fruitcakes sit around all day painting each others faces.
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[NPC] Kahaleitzli
Side with the pirates, if you must (and may you reap what you have sown), but why is no one concerned about these kidnappings?
Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?
Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?
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Tonne
I'm for the islanders! Pirates are known for lying and stealing <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Faun_171
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Why isn't Sebastian Phoenix taking his diplomatic ass over this subject? I mean, it's happening in his planet, he should take matters, instead of just taxing people.</blockquote>
Perhaps the Dictator has already decided to back one side. Down with the tyranny! For the High Seas!
Perhaps the Dictator has already decided to back one side. Down with the tyranny! For the High Seas!
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Nymph_453
I hope the zombies can still visit the island, we understand what it is to be judged for our customs :p
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Hmm... but he never mentioned what the "final offering" was...
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Aline
Why isn't Sebastian Phoenix taking his diplomatic ass over this subject? I mean, it's happening in his planet, he should take matters, instead of just taxing people. As I said before, my sacrificial offer stays. I prefer to sacrifice myself to stabilish peace than to live in a place that's nearing a war.
Also, pirates should stop stealing the gold trinkets we throw at the sea.
Also, pirates should stop stealing the gold trinkets we throw at the sea.
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ARU
Not only did the Islanders give us colorful face paintings and nice little trinkets from the ocean, but also a plethora of achievements. Sorry Pirates, but I'm with the Islanders on this one. After all, the Pirates haven't given us squat (yet). <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Zel
Ye savages ain't winnin' over everyone. T' lads an' lassies can think for themselves an' some of 'em see what be goin' on. An' it'll be an icy day in Hell when t' lads an' lassies of t' Jolly Roger give up on ye, aye!
Good on ye men an' women o' t' Freyalise. I'd offer ye rum if I had it.
An' to ye who ain't believin' them "good fer nothin'" pirates:
THERE BE A REASON T' ISLAND'S CALLED OMEN.
Ask onna t' islanders why an' they be all quiet-like t' ye "outsiders".
Good on ye men an' women o' t' Freyalise. I'd offer ye rum if I had it.
An' to ye who ain't believin' them "good fer nothin'" pirates:
THERE BE A REASON T' ISLAND'S CALLED OMEN.
Ask onna t' islanders why an' they be all quiet-like t' ye "outsiders".
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Sensuous
Islanders. -snort-
Dey 're 'da ones 'o invited us in 'da first place.
NEV'R TRUST 'N ISLAND'R.
Dey 're 'da ones 'o invited us in 'da first place.
NEV'R TRUST 'N ISLAND'R.
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Senua
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Screw islanders and pirates. I'm going as a astronaut. </blockquote>
XD
XD
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DealWitchIt
I like the pirates a lot. They are pretty awesome and I'll side with them... For some reason the idea of sacrificing pretty young women isn't a new one... The islanders are becoming the bad guys of this whole thing... and when they ban us from the festivities I'll be happy.
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Veser
I be thinkin' they're be no Omen Islander festival next year? I dare to say it was fun. But I be beliveing the Cap'n, I don' think Merena gets her good looks from th' sea wat'r. They be givin' her youne lasses and she most likely sucks the youth outta of 'em or somehtin' why do ye thin' she was banished by th' Oracle?
Also this news post makes them Islanders sound even more like Sissy landlubbers!
Also this news post makes them Islanders sound even more like Sissy landlubbers!
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Kougs
These here islanders be jus' tryin' t' trick ye. They be so "good" an' "holy" that nay one would suspect them o' any wrongdoin'.
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User not found:
The islanders sound like a bunch of babies
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User not found:
I LOVE YOU ISLANDERS ♥
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AeriaLure
<b>Quote By vulgar:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Haha, nobody loves the islanders.</blockquote>
THIS IS A LIE. Matlal is like my island BFF :p
THIS IS A LIE. Matlal is like my island BFF :p
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Ichigo777
I kinda think that a drunker person's word is more reliable than a holy man's. When someone is totally wasted, they lose their inhibition and say thigns that ordinarily they would not. Normally you may not tell your friend her dress is horrid, but if you get drunk enough, it just may slip out. On the other hand, the only way you can really know if a holy man is lying bout something ceremonial is if you know the ceremony inside and out; otherwide you're just guessing. That's my opinion, at least.
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agentboo
*gasp* How dare those good-for-nuttin' pirates try to shove their Kidnappin' upon the islanders? HOW COULD THEY?!?!? *ahem* So rude.
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Chives
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.</blockquote>
The fact that they are "good people" makes them perfect candidates for sacrifice or "spiritual offering."
The fact that they are "good people" makes them perfect candidates for sacrifice or "spiritual offering."
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LadyTerentia
Poor Kahaleitzli. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Saturnine
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man.</blockquote>
We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
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Saturnine
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man.</blockquote>
We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
We should probably be more offended that people side with the drunken pirates as well <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Islanders rule!
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Ichigo777
@lighthawk
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by lighthawk
Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.</blockquote>
Did they really now? The way I see it, we all tossed gold into the sea and got back homemade jewelry. Hm...gold....woven jewelry...
Ya know, I'm thinking for some reason that the gold ws worth more *is being sarcastic*
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by lighthawk
Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.</blockquote>
Did they really now? The way I see it, we all tossed gold into the sea and got back homemade jewelry. Hm...gold....woven jewelry...
Ya know, I'm thinking for some reason that the gold ws worth more *is being sarcastic*
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Link_274
Yar har har har har! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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lighthawk
Charity, Amy and Emma are good people. If the pirates kidnapped them, then we know the pirates are Ebil. I side with the Islanders, who showed us hospitality and granted us many gifts.
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crashingnightingales
At this point I can't really be taking sides, so I think I'll wait things out just a bit. More information on this issue will hopefully bring more reason for me to side with the islanders. As it stands, the idea of this final "voodoo approved" sacrifice gives me little reason to trustful.
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Chocolate
So, when exactly did he tell us what the Final Offering was? He was so quick to jump to being defensive and accuse us of doing wrong without even telling us the truth.
Something smells fishy, and it isn't the pirates.
Something smells fishy, and it isn't the pirates.
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Ichigo777
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by NIGHT
Fine by me. Your island lacks, oh I don't know - FUN?
Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time </blockquote>
LOL, my sentiments exactly... I really wouldn't be surprised if they DID sacrifice people...then again, maybe the pirates just want some cute female company? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Fine by me. Your island lacks, oh I don't know - FUN?
Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time </blockquote>
LOL, my sentiments exactly... I really wouldn't be surprised if they DID sacrifice people...then again, maybe the pirates just want some cute female company? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Twisted_Pretzel
we should pick sides, i vote final offering <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Cylum
Well that was very off-putish and rude. Here you are sharing your side of the story and all you do is insult us. That makes me sad.
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User not found:
ai ai Mate......lets gather the one piece
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User not found:
Totally with the islanders. x]
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Phoenixflame
Well, shucks. We didn't mean to offend you islanders or anything. -kicks at the ground-
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janan
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Interesting. Go Islanders!
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Enigma
@Kahaleitzli- Does it really surprise you that most people are distrustful of the old ways? Some of us truly were honored to be invited to the festival and as always will continue to shun the non-believers.
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Billy
tl;dr
jk xD
i dont know which side i would choose!<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
jk xD
i dont know which side i would choose!<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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loopa
aww...i don't want to hurt their feelings. but i do wanna know what the final offering is all about and what it is. the omen festival has been fun, and i hope they do it again next year.
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Fierce
Haha, nobody loves the islanders. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Midnight_916
Fine by me. Your island lacks, oh I don't know - FUN? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Atleast the pirates know how to have a good 'ol time <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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