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'Allo! I am 'ere! I mean...here. I've been a little busy this past week. You see, we're very cut off from Lower Ziara up here, in our huge golden ballroom. I've felt very trapped up here on occasion. I’ve filled my boredom in unhealthy ways, with people who were not good for me. Not all of them! I’m not exactly a prude, here, and I know what I enjoy in my life. But a lot.
I was out walking, away from my home, and I met a new friend. An actual friend! Not a “brass petal” friend. They lent me a new outfit and took me to a special kind of party - a party in the very underbelly of Ziara. It was nothing like the Masquerade Ball! And the dancing was so… different. I have never felt so alive. I think there is a gap to be bridged between us, a gap that shouldn’t be so hard to close but seems to remain so. I wanted to help, and my friend suggested bringing some of their fashions and customs to the ball, to let the other ball goers get a sense of who they are below, just to begin with. We have to begin somewhere. So I present to you: fashions and drinks of Lower Ziara!
Oh, you’re wondering where my accent went? I’ve lived in Ziara for a long time now. It’s been largely gone for a while, but I think I held on to it on purpose as a sense of identity. It feels… fake, now. I don’t want to be fake any more. I want to dance.
Posted by [user="User not found: [npc] Adriette Lockwell] at 12:43 am | Comments (133)
So once again my generous offer to cater the Revolution Masquerade was rejected - "It doesn't fit thematically at all" he said. "A slice of pizza is not an appropriate hors d'oeuvre to wander around a ball with," he said. "Your pizza tastes terrible", he said. Well, you know what, eff Calvin, he doesn't deserve to taste my pie* anyway!
Anyway, who wants to help me stick it to the man? If he's not going to let people sample the ‘wood goods, we can at least cache in on some free advertising. Just for all of you unwavering friends and fans, I have created an elegant, tasteful, and most importantly free, ensemble for you to showcase your brand loyalty. Be sure to tell everyone you got your unique look from Elwood's Pizza, fine food establishment, technically intangible but now 75% less haunted.
* That's what she said.
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This month is all about pollinators! Celebrate these amazing and important creatures with this month’s collection from the Cash Shop!
Previous April Donation Presents and Collections are now available in the Cash Shop.
You can now choose what you want out of the April Donation Presents rather than receive a random item when you open it!
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Keep an eye out for this interesting minion at Dara’s Darlings.
You will need to have a strong bond with it before you can purchase it!
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Thalsian the Custom Common Experiment #932 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Is your masquerade outfit as sharp as this? I didn't think so.
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Ok, ok. So I didn't spend ALL my time this year working on the Panzer Hydra! I do love working on steamwork pets, and this steamwork demi was no exception. I think it looks a little bit like Jules, doesn't it? With a more of an upbeat disposition, maybe. Haha, sorry Jules! I love ya really.
Remember, you can buy the schematic HERE and take it over to Isaac to get your new pet made up. You also need a Yunium Key - found in the Menagerie.
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Depore the Nostalgic Torrent has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Despite the fact that you all made assumptions that I wouldn’t be interested in raves, I’m feeling rather generous. While purple is obviously the best, I’ve extended the colors available for my goddess hair dye.
Maybe I don’t actually enjoy the rave life, maybe I just want your quest points. Who knows?
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Shengui the Custom Dawn Antlephore has won the Pet Spotlight!
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The galactic telenine has been blessed with a fresh new look! Space is really a great place for this gangly canine, much less things to bump into. Apart from meteors. And space debris. And alien space crafts. Hmm, I don't think there's anywhere safe from this pet.
Make sure to visit the Coda Caves today and tomorrow to collect crystals, and visit Iltallo in order to turn your pet galactic!
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PEPPERBOT the Scribble Warador has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Quentin is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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We’ve decreased the wait time between dances for the remainder of the event!
Remember that the Masquerade Ball will end at 11:59pm on April 9th. That means you’ll no longer be able to dance with people, fight the Panzer Hydra, or restock masks from Migrating Masks. The forums will be open until 11:59pm on April 10th.
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Need to fix a pesky layering issue that involves hands and some sort of bottoms? Try using one of these new single sheer gloves!
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The Spacetime Blue Box, Mechanics Toolbox, So Coy Heavy Chest, and Bold Rule Heavy Chest are back in the Cash Shop until April 28th!
When opening the Mechanics Toolbox or Spacetime Blue Box, you receive all the items inside. When you open So Coy Heavy Chest or Bold Rule Heavy Chest, you get to choose one item inside.
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Can’t end the Masquerade without achievements! *SHOULDER MOTIONS*, It was a Graveyard Smash, Leave your Body, Synthesize Me, Like a Record, Sip the Sacred Poison, Let Me Down Slow, Let Me Know, Girls, Lonely Heart Calling all have the titles to go with them!
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Veiko the Custom Glade Archan has won the Pet Spotlight!
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The Masquerade Ball is officially over! That means you can no longer dance in the ballroom, fight the Panzer Hydra, or restock masks from Migrating Masks.
The forums will be opened until 11:59pm today, however, so you can finish any contests!
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Sproinks the Custom Steamwork Neela has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Take a seat on one of these newly revamped serpenth beanbag!
The serpenth beanbags now also come in aqua, silver, nuclear, marsh, and cherry!
Posted by SubetaTeam at 05:40 pm | Comments (19)
Excavation the Custom Nostalgic Velosotor has won the Pet Spotlight!
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The qrykee was once known as simply "Experiment #716," but after the appearance of the great Centropolis Sewer Beast earlier this year, I was able to collect some new DNA samples. Those led to the discovery that my pet was not simply the result of my own genetic manipulation at all, but it was, in fact, a pure evolutionary form of the beast! Furthermore, due to them now having the properties of many other Subetan creatures - as is typical with my experiments - the qrykee is able to be potioned into several different colors, with more being discovered as we speak! (Or they will be, once I receive the proper funding.)
Speaking of funding; to adopt a qrykee of your own, it will cost 500,000 sp. You can adopt a brand new qrykee from my own excellent collection, or morph one of your own pets using my always excellent and amazing One True Zapper.
All previous experiment #716s have now had their details updated to their new species name. What an amazing discovery on my part! I am the One True Scientist, I’d say.
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Minnie. the Cream Ruffie has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Can you weather these Throwback Challengers? You’ll have until May 11th to defeat Cloud Sylph and Raging Storm Sylph!
You can find these challengers in the throwback tab in the Battle Coliseum.
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Beloved the Chibi Experiment #0101 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Maleria is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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The Recycle Beast loves hashtags so much that he’s created a sticker, from recycled goods of course.
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Delish Gem and Ini have retired from the Cash Shop Boutique.
Delish Can and Ser will retire on May 19th.
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Keep an eye out for Tempest and her bear hugs, you might just get one of these new raining items from her random event in return!
Posted by SubetaTeam at 05:22 pm | Comments (58)
Read all about the mallarchy in the latest Subetapedia Article!
Don’t forget to stop by and visit with Raffles for your chance at a mallarchy lifelike doll.
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Kaizer the Storm Endeavor has won the Pet Spotlight!
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The vibrant darkonite and lasirus are unsure if their new coloring will benefit their reputations or cause them to be seen as pretty. Pretty horrifying would be ok, though.
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Bird Watching has returned! There are six new birds that Rosemary might ask you to find. Make sure to visit every day!
Don’t forget that if you find the eight different regional birds for Rosemary, you’ll receive the achievement A World Of Birds.
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HK-47 the Bloodred Endeavor has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Tijuana the Chibi Experiment #625 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Ariel
Cinthia's Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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Samsan the Custom Nightmare Archan has won the Pet Spotlight!
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This weekend is bonus weekend for the Cash Shop! If you buy Cash Shop Credits this weekend with Braintree/Paypal (Diamond Scissors) or Stripe (Diamond Color Chart), you'll get one of these awesome items plus 20% bonus credits on top of your purchase. The bonus weekend will end at 9pm on Monday!
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Model yourself after the sunbird with this new line from the Cash Shop!
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Since the hashtag sticker went over so well, the Recycle Beast figured it was time to put some more recycle goods to use by making this At Symbol Sticker.
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Sunbird not your style? Maybe this Elfin line from the Cash Shop is more your speed!
The Ocean Bottles will be retiring from the Cash Shop on April 28th along with the So Coy Heavy Chest, Bold Rule Heavy Chest, Mechanics Toolbox, and Spacetime Blue Box.
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Everyone should have an accessory like this. Unfortunately, you can only get it from the Blackheart Hollow.
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The Volitus Ventri has very little recorded history, instead being more of a plant of legend. Said to lay dormant beneath the soil for around 250 years at a time, the little information that exists on it has been passed down through word of mouth. It's said that to write about the Volitus Ventri is to ask for trouble. Some say that the plant itself will track you down and make both you and your research simply disappear. I'm getting a little nervous myself writing this, as signs of the Volitus Ventri have been spotted in the forests surrounding Peka Glade!
Although believed to share a common ancestor with the aeanoid, the Volitus Ventri is a lot scarier. You may find yourself attracted to going near it, but the spores it gives out are tricking your mind. When you get close enough you may find that the plant-beast sends you into paralysis, where it then tries to consume you...to become you.
You must destroy the plant as quickly as you can! This Living Petri Dish from the Cash Shop will infect you with just enough spores to guide you to the Volitus Ventri, but you must overcome the challenges and defeat it before it's too late!
The Discarded Droid Face Plate will retire on May 1st.
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Aori the Custom Hydrus Aeanoid has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Tempest wants to see you smile on a Monday, which is why she has three new possible items she might give you after a hug! Keep an eye out for her random event.
Posted by SubetaTeam at 03:20 pm | Comments (54)
Basho the Steamwork Tigrean has won the Pet Spotlight!
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After receiving such a quacking review for its Subetapedia article, the mallarchy is now very pleased it can be adopted in both aqua and vibrant! So much more waddle to coddle.
The scribble mallarchy has also been updated!
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Transformers the Nuclear Legeica has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Look, I know dragonflies aren’t pollinators but when else am I going to be able to show off my extravagant garden? Enjoy the best garden money can buy with my new Quest Shop items!
Posted by [user="User not found: [npc] Saggitarius] at 12:07 am | Comments (44)
Voorik the Reborn Harvester has won the Pet Spotlight!
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We’ve added new tiers and forum titles to the following achievements: Plushie Collector, Beanbag Collector, Blackheart Stalker, Token Shop Regular, and Treasure Seeker!
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Cursed Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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Ninger the Nostalgic Ruffie has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Shelter the insects in your gardens with these new insect hotels from the Cash Shop!
The Spacetime Blue Box, Mechanics Toolbox, So Coy Heavy Chest, Bold Rule Heavy Chest, and Ocean Bottles have retired from the Cash Shop.
Posted by SubetaTeam at 11:18 pm | Comments (23)
There are five new aqua beanbags you can now restock from the Beanbag Shop!
Posted by SubetaTeam at 05:53 pm | Comments (8)
Learn about the best pollinators with this new Subetapedia article!
Don’t forget to visit Raffles for your chance at a lifelike bumbus doll.
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