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Verdugo the Nightmare Endeavor has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Beware of the BLOB. It crawls, it creeps, it eats you alive! No wait, we're thinking of something else. This blob is actually very gentle and just wants to encompass you with love. Slimy, oozy love. Also it's vegetarian.
Oozing into the Cash Shop now, this month's collection is sure to fulfill your blobbiest desires, or just fill any container you leave laying around empty.
You can also purchase one of our older April Donation Presents or Collections!
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I honestly do not get the priorities of this place, sometimes. Like, y’all remember I drove my pizza van up a mountain just to help out, right? Do you even know what kind of logistical nightmare it is to get a van onto an unincorporated tropical island to begin with? And that’s just a normal island! This one was cursed by a sea witch! Now, to be fair, I did use the power of fourth-wall, but that’s not the point my dudes.
You know what? Whatever, let all the people with terrible taste have their precious, beloved blob garbage. I’ve got something for the rest of us.
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Do you really want to know how The Hustler got his hands on this?
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Matieu the Blacklight Keeto has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Blob up your life with these new blub minions!
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Jordon the Common Experiment #870 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Cinthia's Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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Octantis the Galactic Wyllop has won the Pet Spotlight!
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The above items have been retired from the Cash Shop.
Delish Capre and Orn will retire from the Cash Shop on April 20th!
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Midus the Chibi Experiment #1536 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Just a reminder that Masquerade ends at 11:59pm on April 8th. Once the holiday ends, you'll no longer be able to dance for trinkets, fight the hydra challengers, or restock masks from Migrating Masks. We’ve decreased the time between dancing until the end of the holiday. <3
The Masquerade forums will close at 11:59pm on April 9th!
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Raquann the Spectrum Archan has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Yangban the Sweetheart Kanis has won the Pet Spotlight!
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A pet like this couldn’t be contained solely within my zapper of course, so I bought up some real estate with all of that zapper funding you generously handed over to me and installed my greatest new creation. Blobland! If you’re looking to adopt a blob of your own, or change your existing pet into this far superior blob, then visit Blobland now and send your pet into the zapped and ready goop pit. I cannot confirm they’ll enjoy the process, or the sudden lack of appendages, but they sure will enjoy having their troubles literally melted away in a pit of hot sludge.
You can’t miss Blobland in the Darkside, I’ve put a real big sign out front, so visit today to grab one of these beauties for the low low price of 300,000 sP and join the latest hip trend of blob owning. You’re welcome.
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Snegopady the Glacier Mahar has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Discover how great painting can be with this new kit from the Blue Building!
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Allein the Graveyard Wyllop has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Johannes may not be the most harmonious shopkeeper to talk with, and you have to excuse his many puns, but he does know his music. He isn't one to become involved in things outside of the music world so it can be difficult to get to really know him, although it's been whispered that a nice hot pretzel can really change his tone.
There is one thing that will not put you in Johannes' good music books, though. If you can figure out what it is, then beware! If you can figure out what unlocks him, Johannes is a challenger that will really get you in treble.
Once you unlock Johannes, he will appear in the Secret Tab.
Unlocking Johannes is not limited to just this month like with our Throwback Challengers. While we'll continue releasing a challenger on the second Thursday, you'll have plenty of time to unlock them.
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Pete is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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Embee the Glade Terracoon has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Pete has a delicious take on this month’s theme!
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Need more slots for all those rad blobs? You’re in luck! The Millionaire Center has added 5 new slots. If you’ve bought the first 10 slots the Millionaire Center offers, you’ll be happy to hear that these new slots start back over at 20,000,000sP!
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Wezley the Galactic Kumos has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Khaositi the Glade Telenine has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Flaire the Custom Common Experiment #886 has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Cursed Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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This weekend is bonus weekend for the Cash Shop! If you buy Cash Shop Credits this weekend with Braintree/Paypal (Diamond Soil) or Stripe (Diamond Swan Figurine), you'll get one of these awesome items plus 20% bonus credits on top of your purchase. The bonus weekend will end at 11:59pm on Monday!
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Delish Capre and Orn have been retired from the Cash Shop Boutique!
Delish Aqua and Rius will retire on May 4th.
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Nvisible the Custom Glacier Telenine has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Which new bath bomb from the Cash Shop is your favorite?
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"I don't have time for this Johannes, I have writing to be getting on with."
"But please, dad. You played with Sock and Buskin all morning!"
"Grooming them isn't playing, but fine. I'll listen to what you have to play for me."
I played the tune, it wasn't perfect, I missed a few notes when Sock knocked something over and bumbled a few more when Buskin tried to rub up against my leg. The felis never seemed to bother father, and he hated that they bothered me. But I was only a boy, and I had tried so hard. I looked up at him with eager expectation: the hope of a hug, a hair ruffle, or even a smile. He had none for me.
"I've listened. You are a distracted boy, Johannes. How can you possibly own the stage if every little thing disturbs you? I expected better. I expect the best, in fact, and I do not think this is the path you should be following. Now leave me, Johannes. I have to work.
Why can't he just be proud of me? Why do the felis make him happier than I ever did? Why am I unable to escape my imperfections? I am so small in front of him. The littlest violinist on the stage, and they will eat me alive.
Help Johannes face his fear by picking up the Looming Stage Curtains from the Cash Shop and defeating Stage Fright!
The Empty Mask Box will retire on May 1st.
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Little Marco the Custom Sweetheart Harvester has won the Pet Spotlight!
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SonataMoon the Angel Dillema has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Chitterskit the Custom Lilac Wyllop has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Viperous the Galactic Telenine has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Need caffeine? Try one of these new nebula colas from the Atebus Shop.
These might have too much caffeine, if we’re being honest.
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Northrend the Custom Graveyard Rreign has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Thunderbolt the Storm Magnus has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Quentin is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!
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Learn all about the mahar with this new Subetapedia article!
Make sure to visit Raffles for your chance at a lifelike mahar doll.
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Tziety the Common Bumbus has won the Pet Spotlight!
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Blobs are everywhere, even Dara's Darlings! Enjoy bonding with these adorable blobs.
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Smiley the Custom Scribble Blob has won the Pet Spotlight!
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