New Quest: Major Drills
HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!
Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
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grace
Sirenia
olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol
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fielddaisies
GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D:
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.
^_^
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.
^_^
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NumbAlternative3
Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.
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Live
These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.
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RedSekhmet
Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-
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Nettlekid
Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!
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Julie
Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.
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Katlamos
Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?
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VOLTAGE
Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)
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Rumi
He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P
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Trendy
I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.
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Nettlekid
I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.
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Nettlekid
So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.
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Jules
mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
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Kyphoscoliosis
Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
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Kakashi
He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol
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Kyphoscoliosis
More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
And WHY does this arouse me @User not found: _@
And WHY does this arouse me @User not found: _@
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Opulence
Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.
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NumbAlternative3
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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NumbAlternative3
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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Jodie
Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
Also this art is fantastic!
Also this art is fantastic!
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Solarstar17
I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D *ish very excited*
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CassieFenix
...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;
Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
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Anica-Starbell
Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3
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CookieChip
This is going to be great XD
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
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twocents
YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D
Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
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seance_255
New NPC and new quests and amazing art?
Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.
Also.
Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.
Also.
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You had me at hello.
I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
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MugoUrth
In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.
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Frieda
Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?
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fledgling
Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.
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fledgling
This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C
MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!
I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!
I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
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Lea
It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.
And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
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Danis
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I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥
UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
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Jeryn
These are going to be awesome. :D
Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend
You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend
You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
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Sydney
Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!
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jenny
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UGH this ^AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
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Lantern
LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O
Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!
Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!
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atechu
"Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"
^uncalled for, imo.
Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.
^uncalled for, imo.
Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.
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Bagheera23608
gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....
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Draken
I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol
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InSaNe
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Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?
Posted by DarkVixen28
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Nemui
ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.
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Soleta
It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.
Great artwork! That really startled me.
Great artwork! That really startled me.
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DarkVixen28
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?
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atechu
I love you guys. I really do. ♥️
I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c
I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c
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LadyArcane
I can't get the quest to load, it took me a few minutes just to get this page to load.
Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!
Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!
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Muerte
It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork.
Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
...I'll go in my corner now. =|
Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
...I'll go in my corner now. =|
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Umby
Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!"
New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:
New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:
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Tonne
haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD
The art does look awesome though!
The art does look awesome though!
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lurk
Holy crap, I cursed aloud in shock when the news loaded and my roommate got really startled. XD
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RenBug
Holy cr-. Shesh thats kinda scary. i was expecting something like another update not a seriously mad Sgt. O_O
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jersey
lol
I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.
No offense, sir. :)
I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.
No offense, sir. :)
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