New Quest: Major Drills





HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!



Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
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Posted by grelca

Sirenia

olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol
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luvotomy

needs more knifehands
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fielddaisies

GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D:
Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.

^_^
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blackdog

are these only for people that have GA's?
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NumbAlternative3

Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.
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Reserrection

GUNNY I LOVE YOU!
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Timeless

GA only? pft...here I've been checking for no reason. :P
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Live

These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.
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cherry_virus

"you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop" HAHA
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kudzu

Everything this guy says is making me giggle like a little girl.
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RedSekhmet

Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-
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Celty

Hello Subeta.
I love you.
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Rumi

Loving the and/or options....these are actually quite fun! :D:D
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Nettlekid

Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!
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Julie

Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.
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Katlamos

Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?
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VOLTAGE

Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)
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Rumi

He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P
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Trendy

I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.
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Ivy_Sprite

It wont let me finish the quest. I got what I was supposed to....
:(
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Nettlekid

I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.
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kitten19

what is weekend quest?
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Beckersmom

Sorry..but the quests are crazy and all you get at the end is junk. No thanks !
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kitten19

my said working on this.but i never started a quest
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Sunrise_603

The Lemon Wedge has crazily inflated because of this D:
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DundalkChild

Got a Kuro Neko San Book of Death, which is worth 3mil. Yay!
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FLUX

These quests are ridiculous.
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Nettlekid

So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.
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Jules

mmmmm yeaaahhhh No!
I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be.....
(me doing these quests that is)
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Rinoa

Permission to speak freely? Good. HELL. NO.
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Chou

Oww man, gimme some peace! Relax or else you'll explode!
*does a hippie dance*
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Allaconna

I can't wait to do one of his quest. =D
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MOKONA

Don't like the attitude at all. >_<
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caito

Sir yes sir!
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ZyX

Yes sir!
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Senti

Yay! New quests! I can't wait! :)
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Megan

Lollllllllllllllll love it.
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Fray

LMFAO.
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GOSH_355

Lmao, I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit. xD
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Katlamos

Unf. I want this working. It looks so much fun :D
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jukebox

I love the drawing guys, amazing job ^^
now waiting for the quest :P
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Kyphoscoliosis

Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know.
I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.
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SubetaAngel

Very Funny Guy! At my age I tend to ignor people whom yell and point. LOL
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Kakashi

He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol
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Kyphoscoliosis

More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me.
And WHY does this arouse me @9@
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Alaska

Hmmm... I can;t wait to see where this goes! xD
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Venom

Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
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Venom

Ahaha, yes, he is legend.
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Opulence

Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.
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NumbAlternative3

That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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NumbAlternative3

That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? *chucks* Crybaby.
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MiniCola

I didn't get any of this..
Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest! :)
Woo! Excited!
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Jollin

I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.
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Jodie

Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c:
Also this art is fantastic!
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Endeavor

Just like bootcamp!
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Solarstar17

I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D *ish very excited*
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apricot

NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!
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NoelKreiss

...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD
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Life

That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.
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Rei

S-SIR YES SIR!
e.e
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Barbie

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Thyne

Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!
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Nova

Holy crap that was hilarious.
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Vash

OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..
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LOUD

LMAO x3
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Shadow2222

"Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy. :)
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Anica-Starbell

Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3
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gelphin

Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c
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Sugar

not working :( looks like fun though ;)
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Sumi-zome

LOL .....JUST LOL
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Kafrin

WAT.

...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.
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RAIVEN

mmmm. ♥️
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CookieChip

This is going to be great XD
It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest!
I'm going to have fun with this.
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twocents

YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D

Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D
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Katje_972

Can't wait for it to be fixed!
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Wesker

Quote by TestName:
Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!



This made me lawl
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ip0k3joo

doesnt work o_O;
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Kaiyo

Its not working. :3
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seance

New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

Also.

Quote:
I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!


You had me at hello.
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MugoUrth

In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.
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Frieda

Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?
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fledgling

Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.
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fledgling

Also, great art and writing for this guy =3
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effie

I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...
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fledgling

This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.
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quit

HOLY!
He freaking scared me... :(
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NovaAva

Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!
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Lea

It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha
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Danis

Quote:
Quote:

AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:


I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!
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Jeryn

These are going to be awesome. :D

Sending presents to people
Putting Treasure maps together
Feeding/playing with your pet
Scratching scratchcards
Play Games
Vend

You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!
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Sydney

Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!
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erinpikachu

Well, it's safe to say he scares me.
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Seoni

THIS IS MY RIFLE,
THIS IS MY GUN

I can't wait to check out these quests
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IceMistress

AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd
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jenny

Quote:
AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &#9829;

UGH this ^
It's ~hopefully~ going to be worth the lag. C:
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RUSSIA

LOL Awesome!
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Burzum

AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ♥️
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Aperture

YESSIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR!
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Lantern

LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O
Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!
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Marluxia

Y-yes Sir!
S-sorry, Sir!
;~;
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Tardis

I :heart: Gunny Ermy
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atechu

"Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"

^uncalled for, imo.
Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.
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PoeticEnigma

This is like nine kinds of wonderful bahahaha!
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Parisa

UM

PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?

YOU NEED TO BE MADE INTO AN NPC, SIR.
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Paws

FART IN A SPACESUIT.
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Bagheera23608

gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....
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PoisonCandy

YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A FOOTBALL BAT.
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Draken

I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol
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nietzsche

lmao, exactly what I thought, User not found: Umbre.
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InSaNe

Quote:
I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?

Posted by DarkVixen28


Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of
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Reppy

I love you guys.
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Saga

Laggg D:

Nice art though :P
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Confetti

LOL. ily. :heart:
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Kiarae

Guy kinda looks like my grandfather... JUST AS SCARY!
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Impala

Rofl, about as useful as a football bat :D
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Tsundere

Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
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Tsundere

Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?
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Nemui

ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.
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FLUX

Page has been loading for 15 minutes now. -sigh-
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Soleta

It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.

Great artwork! That really startled me.
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DarkVixen28

I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?
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Lisa

Way to make the site lag, Major Constipation!
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Mephistopheles

OH GOD YES!
I MEAN.
Yes sir!
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atechu

I love you guys. I really do. ♥️
I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c
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Lena

Love it!
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River

AAARRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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InSaNe

reported
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Hanzo

He looks like one of the Halo characters, Mendez. XD
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LadyArcane

I can't get the quest to load, it took me a few minutes just to get this page to load.

Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!
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FLUX

Scared yet amused.
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Wink

Hahahaha he looks constipated.
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Muerte

It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork.
Who did this and may I hump your leg ?
...I'll go in my corner now. =|
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Mulh

then: wow, major lag.. -_-
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Umby

Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!"
New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:
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tiek16

iegh what the meaning of this?
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tiek16

iegh what the meaning of this?
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Mulh

first thought: yay, new quest!
then: wow, major lag.. >.<
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Anders

Wow..scary..
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Lush

lolz awesome
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TRUTH_382

He looks exactly like my gym teacher. Same expression and all.
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Homura

Yes sir,what you want!x_x7
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Cophel

And that is why I will never join the military :]
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bail9418

is it my pc or is it frozen all im getting is waiting for subeta net
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Daiquiri

Wow. I'm totally loving him. XD
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Yoko

I click the new news thing and all I see is a scary face .-.
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Tonne

haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD

The art does look awesome though!
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Objection

INSTANT FAVORITE :heart:
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Rainey

I love this! I love that guy in real life too! Brilliant!
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ROBOT

-salutes- Y-yes sir! x_X;
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lurk

Holy crap, I cursed aloud in shock when the news loaded and my roommate got really startled. XD
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Cheyanne

not even kidding
I jumped back when I saw him.

dude is scary
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KimC

LOL! @Sui, I think he's pretty hot too! So commanding...
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Zombie

Holy cr-. Shesh thats kinda scary. i was expecting something like another update not a seriously mad Sgt. O_O
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Eleven

Haha, cool!
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Piplup

;~;
OKAY!
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jersey

lol

I actually jumped a little after refreshing the news and seeing that face.

No offense, sir. :)
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Lin

Fart in a space suit? LMAO. That made my day.
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Rusty_Dusty

ROFLMAO! Oh my, that is great! *goes to click*
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Emotional

holy...wow first thing i see when i log on, awesome artwork though
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Kitten

Quote:

I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit


^ My new pick-up line
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Jovi

Oo new tasks? That's pretty cool.
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Muerte

Holy shit, am I the only one that thinks he is a sexy son-of-a-bitch ?
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Virus

SIR YES SIR

-cracks up laughing-
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jean

Yes sir! :c
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cryforjudas

a-ahh.. scary.....
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