The Troll Challenger
Can you out troll The Troll? If you think you have what it takes to outwit a troll, head over to the Battle Coliseum and challenge this annoying lil guy.
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CastlesInTheSky
5 min of this crap & im done.
cant be 1/2 a**ed to bother, until its known how to beat him
cant be 1/2 a**ed to bother, until its known how to beat him
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Kevin
@StarShadow
No problem :)
I managed to get 5 wins last night but I have a feeling there's a lot of randomness involved in winning.
No problem :)
I managed to get 5 wins last night but I have a feeling there's a lot of randomness involved in winning.
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StarShadow
@kbbob
Thanks. The background is pretty but I haven't seen any way to beat him and since I work full time I will just have to wait until someone figures it out. Appreciate the answer. :)
Thanks. The background is pretty but I haven't seen any way to beat him and since I work full time I will just have to wait until someone figures it out. Appreciate the answer. :)
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Hazard
I love the Troll Bridge backdrop.
@kbbob
Thank you for beating your challenger! I'm proud that you did.
@kbbob
Thank you for beating your challenger! I'm proud that you did.
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StarShadow
What background? I thought he didn't drop anything worthwhile. I've given up on trying to figure it out.
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Ferinsy
Well, Subeta is a petsite, and they work to keep the site updated and with new features, such as games, battle challengers, plots, events, shops, items etc etc etc. So... that's why nobody should be upset about this.
It IS a different style of opponent, sure... And maybe it's not that impossible to beat (like ANY weapon, randomly... just a bunch of weapons that rotate and will take a lot of time to figure). But the whole staff shouldn't be foccused in new shops, even because Battle Admins don't have any connection with the new shops system.
And it's not because we have 502s, issues with new shops and other problems that the site should completely stop being updated (mainly bc it's no one's fault but the evolution of internet/coding, something nobody could guess 10 years ago AND bc it's not a thing to be handled by everyone in staff, only the coders, while the other staff members will keep updating the site for us to play)
It IS a different style of opponent, sure... And maybe it's not that impossible to beat (like ANY weapon, randomly... just a bunch of weapons that rotate and will take a lot of time to figure). But the whole staff shouldn't be foccused in new shops, even because Battle Admins don't have any connection with the new shops system.
And it's not because we have 502s, issues with new shops and other problems that the site should completely stop being updated (mainly bc it's no one's fault but the evolution of internet/coding, something nobody could guess 10 years ago AND bc it's not a thing to be handled by everyone in staff, only the coders, while the other staff members will keep updating the site for us to play)
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Stiles
I think it's understandable why people are upset? Sure its not the most important thing in the world, nothing on Subeta is, but its frustrating esp if you're a battler and you take it seriously when you get on here, and you find that an opponent is simply just random and it has nothing to do with actual skill or all the hard work and time you put into training and weapons. Not to mention if you want to beat him you either have to find the crazy random weapon that will get him, or you risk having a loss/forfeit or even never beating him when you've beaten the other opponents in the Coliseum. So yeah.. that's understandably upsetting on here. Its even frustrating to someone like me that doesn't necessarily get into battling and doesn't have a battle pet and actually has Tier 1 pets that you're supposed to be able to fight him with. And really all you want to do is get the pretty background because you love backgrounds Lol So now that I've written a novel, that's why its upsetting to some.
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Ianthia
The Troll doesn't actually annoy me all that much. It's his apalling grammar that really gets me. ;D
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Glitter
@ all of the salty people, do you read the entire comment section? If not, scroll to the bottom.
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Ferinsy
People whining, do you know that some people already defeated the Troll and got their loots?
They used the Hikei Grooming Brush or something like that, but it's not working because the weapon needed to defeat him change every hour or after a number of defeats.
They used the Hikei Grooming Brush or something like that, but it's not working because the weapon needed to defeat him change every hour or after a number of defeats.
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Diana
My pet is stuck in a stupid assed battle. Thanks whomever, I have nothing better to use my subeta time for!
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JaceGem
-_- An April Fool's joke 17 days late. Fuck this, not gonna waste my time trying to beat a gimmick challenger so staff can laugh at us more.
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Hiallina
The troll looks totally awesome! d
"I accidentally your weapons!" - he accidentally what?
Oh silly troll, fooling so many... you're so trollsomely amazing, even if you have a weird placed right arm that kind of blends into your leg (or worse, for dirtier minds).
"I accidentally your weapons!" - he accidentally what?
Oh silly troll, fooling so many... you're so trollsomely amazing, even if you have a weird placed right arm that kind of blends into your leg (or worse, for dirtier minds).
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badblacksheep
@Styles thanks for your opinion. I also thought it my be a possibility that you need a special item in your inventory, but seems pointless now....however maybe it is truly just random I got no clue
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Jillian
What if it's not the weapon. What if you need to fight him with a pet that has a HIGH intelligence?
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Stiles
@badblacksheep I don't think it's worth it for anyone to put out a lot of SP until people can figure if there's more than just randomness to his madness. And the one winner had a simple shield apparently (who knows which one?) so I don't think that's worth 65million unless people are taking advantage of it.
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badblacksheep
Just wondering if it could be worth spending about 65 million Sp on a special weapon. Just to hope getting lucky. Honestly I am unsure. It's probably to much to ask if a staff member would be so nice to rule this out or in :D
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Inknote
Saw it's placement and stats and decided that was questionable af. Glad to see I was right XD
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Ferinsy
I already saw some items with "T0" in their hover info... Don't remember them, or don't even know if they're really weapons, but maybe...
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Cranberry
We wouldn't give you an unbeatable challenger. Well, maaaaybe we would on April Fool's, but even then we'd change it the next day.
Both BAs get an event when someone beats him. No one has yet, but we'll know the instant someone does!
Both BAs get an event when someone beats him. No one has yet, but we'll know the instant someone does!
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Reykur
yeah.. no, I'm out of this. The do nothing strategy hasn't done me any good after about 50 turns, so I just quit for now. Atacking obviously did nothing either.
I love the art though. Have you seen that HUGE nostril? Stick a magic wand in there, it's said to defeat trolls.
I love the art though. Have you seen that HUGE nostril? Stick a magic wand in there, it's said to defeat trolls.
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Julie
This is to distract us so they have time to get Vesnali started.
Maybe there will be a weapon we can get when it starts. Like throwing sheep at it.
Maybe there will be a weapon we can get when it starts. Like throwing sheep at it.
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Skylar
This is one very amused troll. My pet lasted about 25 turns until she lost all of her hp. And, I think others with much stronger pets have tried my theory?
Hmmm, then perhaps the trick is to not even challenge him...
Hmmm, then perhaps the trick is to not even challenge him...
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Stiles
"Trololololololol
Y U No fight back?
LOL"
I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to beat him at this point, hence Troll Lol
Y U No fight back?
LOL"
I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to beat him at this point, hence Troll Lol
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Skylar
I have an idea. The best way to fight an internet troll is to ignore them. Trolls feed off of your attention, so ignoring them makes them upset. Then, they leave out of boredom.
Maybe try not doing anything the whole battle? I'm going to try with my tier 3 pet, but I don't know if she has enough hp and defense to hold out the whole battle.
Maybe try not doing anything the whole battle? I'm going to try with my tier 3 pet, but I don't know if she has enough hp and defense to hold out the whole battle.
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Stiles
Lol so is there any way to actually beat him? Not that I'm even trying, none of my pets are really trained enough for battle.
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Jillian
I'm just reminded of the story of the troll under the bridge and the sheep trying to get to the other side. They outwitted the troll by saying there was a bigger sheep coming behind them that he could eat.
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Elysium
Sap #9824 reporting in. Shouldna gone straight to battle without checking the comments first.
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legalcat
@Cobaltbluetoo
Go to your stats tab in the BC and click on it, you will see "forfeit battle" and click on that
Go to your stats tab in the BC and click on it, you will see "forfeit battle" and click on that
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dotSei
Oh my god. He's blockin' everything. xD
It's right now that I wish I had equipped a stealer/had that one item that render's one of the opponent's weapons useless.
It's right now that I wish I had equipped a stealer/had that one item that render's one of the opponent's weapons useless.
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shylarah
Well, if you look in the Items Directory, there are no new items that would be drops, so even if this guy can be beaten, he may not be able to be beaten yet. That or the fifth drop items are old ones, which is possible.
I find this pretty funny nonetheless. Hm, maybe items that do only one sort of damage and nothing else? Gotta put my pet in the resort and wait an hour before I can try, though.
I find this pretty funny nonetheless. Hm, maybe items that do only one sort of damage and nothing else? Gotta put my pet in the resort and wait an hour before I can try, though.
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ChatLunatique
@badblacksheep
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Nope, sunlight is no help
You unleash the power of the morning sun with your Dawn Mahar Tome!...
Y U No fight back?...
I accidentally your weapons!...
Total Damage: 0
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ChatLunatique
Oh I don't know.., I personally found it hilarious enough to fight him with a tier one pet just to lose, after I realized that none of my weapons, or potions or any of my usual tricks would work against him and forfeited with my battle pet. There might still be a trick to defeating him..., but I'm too amused to care. "Trolololo" :)
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badblacksheep
In mythology trolls die or turn to stone when they become exposed to suhnlight, if that helps by any chance.
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badblacksheep
Hi everybody.
If I remember correct wasn't there a curse or weapon that refelcts the damage
If I remember correct wasn't there a curse or weapon that refelcts the damage
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Norn
Erm... not sure if the page loading forever is part of the fun or just Subeta. I'll wait a little more...
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Pie
TrueRukiaFan
So, with no apparent way to quit a battle, Am I locked out of battling forever? I really don't feel like going thru 400-500 turns so the troll can whittle down my battle pet. I am NOT amused Subeta.
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BlueLeafeon
I lol'd. Seems like it's possible to beat him since some people did it, but I dunno if my pet is strong enough to do it. lol
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Asunay
Haha whats that xD
Can't make damage.
Pls if someone knows how to beat him pls just ping me.
I feel kind of trolled xD
Can't make damage.
Pls if someone knows how to beat him pls just ping me.
I feel kind of trolled xD
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BoaConstrictor
quotes:
"probably would have been better-played on april 1st tbh"
"Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo..."
...so they don't know, we wouldn't find that funny in times like these, when our anyway not existing spare time is consumed by the sorting problems thanks to these terrible changes.
"probably would have been better-played on april 1st tbh"
"Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo..."
...so they don't know, we wouldn't find that funny in times like these, when our anyway not existing spare time is consumed by the sorting problems thanks to these terrible changes.
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Keliora
Crap, I was really hoping you'd forgotten that 
had a low blast chance. xD
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No such luck.
Did someone sabotage your whip? It's a good thing Chase isn't here to witness this epic trolling...
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Ryuu
Having your pet be a devonti and using horn weapons didn't work... even though we all know that goats/sheep should beat trolls. : P
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JuliaJ
aha battle stats page to forfeit ... please ignore my scream for help, I escaped the horrible boringness of the troll lol :)
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JuliaJ
URGGG HELP! so either this challenger is supposed to just be like this or I have been clicking for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages with no result and I am stuck in a battle??? Can someone tell me please how to back out of this so I can get on with my usual daily battles ????
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Frieda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( insincere disingenuous mock laughter to mask my extreme anger at the game makers...I mean what's next, exploding gift parachutes?) This is such a FUNNY challenger! I laughed until I peed a little bit. Wow! How could you make battling any more fun then THIS? Where is my brown shoe polish?
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just2b
I think this is the first challenger where I actually begged for it to beat the pet du jour... Man that took forever to get beat.
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Julie
I didn't even want to go past 15 turns and just forfeited. I'll wait to battle him when I have time to do this.
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KiaArra
@kbbob - Yeah, I'm down about 1000 at this point.
Y U No fight back?
Cus maybe you'll get bored and just forfeit?
Y U No fight back?
Cus maybe you'll get bored and just forfeit?
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KiaArra
@kbbob - I didn't see the 50 icon weapon until about 50 turns in lol. and I only got the 25 icon weapon about 10 turns in. I feel like maybe I later I will regret not bringing my AU.
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KiaArra
57 damage! We have a new record! w00! (I shouldn't be excited about taking damage... should I?)
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Rii
Whelp without even looking here I knew that the battle would be craptastic. I mean, its name, its stats, its list position...the clear implication in this post that it's a TROLL, a trololololol troll...Before clicking on it, my thought was, "Let's see how it's going to troll me, then, see if I can handle it."
No. I can't figure it out. Too bad. I'll be interested to watch the progression though.
No. I can't figure it out. Too bad. I'll be interested to watch the progression though.
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KiaArra
His weapons are changing the longer the battle goes. I just got hit with 50 phys icons.... hrm...
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Lyllytas
lol, as soon as I saw this I laughed and said I bet this is for Kbob.
*goes off to forfeit battle*
*goes off to forfeit battle*
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CakeMoose
Hahahaha... nope.
Do we get to craft some sort of super t12 weapon based on items with various hard-to-obtain maymay items?
Do we get to craft some sort of super t12 weapon based on items with various hard-to-obtain maymay items?
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KiaArra
@tobiko - that's why I said within each category, but I guess that can get confused with the tabs.
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KiaArra
@moonstarr - They are sorted into easy, medium, hard, very hard, extremely hard, and impossible, so they do get harder the further down the list you go, but you can tell the bridges between each gap when you get back to the beginning of the alphabet (see Willowisp - cursed irion, that's the jump between easy and medium, but I would consider Cursed Irion one of the hardest medium challengers, where willowisp is one of the easiest easy challengers)
And scrolls being disabled is not a glitch, it's just something some opponents do, this new troll guy being one of them.
And scrolls being disabled is not a glitch, it's just something some opponents do, this new troll guy being one of them.
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CMYK
You Lose :frowning:!
You lost to The Troll!
Lol I tossed my untrained pet in with just a spork.
You lost to The Troll!
Lol I tossed my untrained pet in with just a spork.
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moonstarr
@KiaArra Ah! Guess I always thought the list was ordered based roughly on difficulty, since the easier opponents are towards the beginning of the list, and the it seemed to get more difficult as you worked your way through the list. ... I never noticed the alphabetical thing before. Maybe I can take on some challengers I've never tried before, then. That would be cool. :)
Also as a side note, in the battle, it seems my scrolls were somehow disabled - did anyone else have that issue, or was it just a glitch on my computer?
Also as a side note, in the battle, it seems my scrolls were somehow disabled - did anyone else have that issue, or was it just a glitch on my computer?
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KiaArra
Guys, just so ya know, the order of the challengers in each category is NOT based on their difficulty, it's alphabetical. He's paced after prodigy in the list because his name starts with a 'T' which comes after 'P' alphabetically.
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moonstarr
Ok. I knew going in there had to be some kind of catch, being his ultra low stats, yet he's placed *after* the mage (the hardest hitting "normal" opponent). Even knowing this, I still fell for it. Now I'm stuck in a battle. At least I don't feel too bad since I apparently was not the only one. Time to forfeit. Darn, Julienne was drooling over the thought of more experience points.
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KiaArra
And for the record, i really REALLY hope it's not something like only certain weapons will work against him, because then it's like the omen islands plot all over again where a completely untrained pet with the right weapons could take out the big bad impossible bosses. (Unless maybe that's the point :P Anyone tried to take on this guy with stats equal to his?)
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Chaikyri
Are there any items that damage your pet? Like...maybe he'll steal it and hurt himself? >_>...
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Courtesy
Hot damn some people are uptight.
Look at his name. Look at his stats. Look at the fact he's after prodigy on the battle page. Of course he's going to be a ridiculously difficult gimmick opponent. Derp.
Look at his name. Look at his stats. Look at the fact he's after prodigy on the battle page. Of course he's going to be a ridiculously difficult gimmick opponent. Derp.
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KiaArra
He does occasionally attack you. Too bad reflection isn't a thing anymore. I wonder if I just let myself die a slow, very painful death, if eventually his weapons will change.
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mallory
Oh, you guys. Lighten up. :b
This is fun!
Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo...
This is fun!
Plus, battle admins don't deal with user shops and the like, soooo...
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Poet
Damn, I thought maybe you'd have to use a weapon against him with "troll" in the name, but there are not. I can't steal, either, and he's too weak to kill me. WHY~
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arixen
Guess I'm a puzzle solver at heart. Thought maybe since he kept blocking all my weapons and we were told to outwit him I should just heal and he would steal that and somehow lose a few health points, but no go - :-) . Such a cute little Troll he is too. So funny!
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Extract
yay, after I move my things to the new shop and realize I have to put all of the things into their categories yet again....I get this fight. No thanks.
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StarShadow
OK how do you get out of a battle? Trying to do quests and don't have time for this tonight.
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Sunflower
Ha ha. Very funny.
How do I get out of a battle since I can't do anything against this? 8/ (And here I got all excited that a challenger was low tier. Fool me once...)
How do I get out of a battle since I can't do anything against this? 8/ (And here I got all excited that a challenger was low tier. Fool me once...)
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Speiro
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So I guess this is why they were asking for a list of blasters a few days ago
Your Recycle Blaster charges slightly before exploding into a cloud of mist that obscures your vision for a second. I wonder what has happened?
Your blaster appears to be a piece of junk! The troll will take it off your hands if you like.
Oh no, looks like the trick is on you this time! This troll appears to be immune to the tablets' effects!
There is always soma, delicious soma, but these won't work again so soon...
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lovecraft
@fresh @TerrenaAnimula @Witchy @Tea_Roll
Look my old buddy from WS is back. Wonder if I can get more armpit hair. LOL
Look my old buddy from WS is back. Wonder if I can get more armpit hair. LOL
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