Cash Shop: Mixed Salad Bowl
Oh, have I not mentioned that? Well, it's nothing to be worried about. Probably not. The thing is, last year I contracted a rather silly condition called Oopsitis. It's very curable, in fact its completely gone now! But, well… one of the main things it causes is escaping magic. Through sneezing, I theorize. I've been doing a few tests, and it turns out that my Oopsitis fell over the time I was on one of my vacations. There's escaped magic everywhere, and I'm gradually trying to pinpoint it!
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[NPC] Allard M Chetwood
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JackyMedan
@Spice I literally came here just to see if someone made that joke, otherwise I would have been inclined to make it myself :') thank you
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Ryuu
Quote by Wizard:
Oh, gross. He was just wandering the world & sneezing on everything?! You have got to cover your mouth, man! D:But, well… one of the main things it causes is escaping magic. Through sneezing, I theorize. {...} There's escaped magic everywhere,
I do love the way this thing looks, though. The bell pepper mouth is an especially nice touch! It is a fun design.
& here's some dancing veggies, as I can't find the one of a person tossing salad like a lunatic.
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Solsticesprite
i had oopsitis last year and made the mistake of buying the cure from someone who got their supplies from Matlal so of course it also had Xotl toxin in it and the cure wasn't so nice as what the Wizard says. Maybe he has his own formula
But yeah, having it is goofy and random. I'm hoping all of them are eatables.
But yeah, having it is goofy and random. I'm hoping all of them are eatables.
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Greg
For a second I thought "wait, Jim is afraid of salads?"
So we are done with the phobia thingies for good. Good.
So we are done with the phobia thingies for good. Good.
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Allegria
Quacksalot vs. Mixalot. My pet is going to have this challenger for lunch (at a round table)!
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Spice
Right in front of my salad! Ugh...
^^ Anyway, thanks for changing the prices on challenger items! That's so nice!
^^ Anyway, thanks for changing the prices on challenger items! That's so nice!
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Solsticesprite
Hey it's cheaper yay! Hey, it's also edible...gotta buy three copies.
It does make me wonder what species of pet would drop the bowl like that where you wouldn't automatically flinch. My guess it's something like a Tutani where it's already so huge you are kinda inured to sudden uncontrollable fears. You are always used to being hyperalert because even if they're the nicest sweetest Tutani, they might end up accidentally squashing you anyways so a crashing salad bowl you are already aware of and see no biggie and go ...meh.
It does make me wonder what species of pet would drop the bowl like that where you wouldn't automatically flinch. My guess it's something like a Tutani where it's already so huge you are kinda inured to sudden uncontrollable fears. You are always used to being hyperalert because even if they're the nicest sweetest Tutani, they might end up accidentally squashing you anyways so a crashing salad bowl you are already aware of and see no biggie and go ...meh.
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Magic
The HA overlay is so funny to me. Like someone is gonna be standing there and a salad is just exploding all over their legs.
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Sekhmet
It's the NOTORIOUS SALAD OF DOOM! <3 Is a staff member an S.J. Tucker fan?
Tempting and colorful veggies
Seek only to draw you in
And learning your fate, you'll find it's too late
As dressing drips from your chin!
Iceberg lettuce
Will come to chill your soul
Don't say we didn't warn you
As you blindly fill up your bowl!
Oh, HEADS OF LETTUCE WILL ROLL! Ho!
Dress it in flowers and clover,
But it consumes you still!
In leather and lace,
Past the bounds of good taste,
This salad is dressed to kill!
Oh, health nuts, seek other nutrition!
Vegans, best run from the room!
Be careful how you stick your fork into
The Notorious Salad of Doom
Woe to the grazers of green things,
Whose stomachs will growl all too soon!
We'll lose all we love in the tastiness of
The Notorious Salad of Doom!
Tempting and colorful veggies
Seek only to draw you in
And learning your fate, you'll find it's too late
As dressing drips from your chin!
Iceberg lettuce
Will come to chill your soul
Don't say we didn't warn you
As you blindly fill up your bowl!
Oh, HEADS OF LETTUCE WILL ROLL! Ho!
Dress it in flowers and clover,
But it consumes you still!
In leather and lace,
Past the bounds of good taste,
This salad is dressed to kill!
Oh, health nuts, seek other nutrition!
Vegans, best run from the room!
Be careful how you stick your fork into
The Notorious Salad of Doom
Woe to the grazers of green things,
Whose stomachs will growl all too soon!
We'll lose all we love in the tastiness of
The Notorious Salad of Doom!
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MuerteButterflies
Loot drop for 5 wins is
You Won!
You have defeated Sir Salad Mixalot 5 times!
You won a(n) Hard token to use in the battle shop!
Sir Salad Mixalot drops:
You Won!
You have defeated Sir Salad Mixalot 5 times!
You won a(n) Hard token to use in the battle shop!
Sir Salad Mixalot drops:
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Butterflies
Beginning Stats:
HEALTH 783
STRENGTH 691
DEFENSE 425
SPEED 333
EXP 750
For those wanting to know
Thanks for the price change!
HEALTH 783
STRENGTH 691
DEFENSE 425
SPEED 333
EXP 750
For those wanting to know
Thanks for the price change!
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