Crystal Shop: Extremely Emo Spork

Looks like you've reached a spork in the road. What, do you expect to be spoon-fed a nice reward? Fork over the hard earned crystals!

Posted by SubetaTeam

04/15/19 1:39 am Leave Comment

THESOVEREIGN @ 04/17/19 12:23 pm

@Amber

Awesome, this is the best indirect sP sink on the site if you use it right.

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Amber @ 04/17/19 1:16 am STAFF

@THESOVEREIGN we are going to go big on a lot of items

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Wesker @ 04/16/19 11:59 am

Just going to make a clarification to my original post - if your opponent steals the spork and uses it, it will NOT disappear forever. You get it back at the end of the battle and it will still be in your armory. It only disappears forever if you use it in battle.

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Valiska @ 04/16/19 11:34 am

@Wesker I think it's still not cool to price this particular item so high. It can only be used one time. It doesn't matter to me because I battle so infrequently I'll likely never be Tier 8, but. Nope.

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Wesker @ 04/16/19 10:33 am

I don’t think it’s the weapon stats staff are afraid of, I think it’s more of market value thing. If others are correct, this item went for 10k frag crystals back in the day went only a limited number of items can be fragged. Since then, they have made almost everything able to frag and increased the number of crystals on fragged items. It’s become significantly easier to get humming crystals and although the price is steep, I don’t think it was meant for you to be able to purchase one tomorrow. I wouldn’t be surprised if more items got released at higher prices.

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THESOVEREIGN @ 04/16/19 6:01 am

This is the item you decide to go big on lol.

I realize that this thing had an infamous history way back in the day where it could one shot any opponnet, but now its jank and barely kills anything...

I don't think it matters either way, I just think its funny that staff is still so afraid of this weapon to put it in for 50K. Thanks for not killing the value of the item I paid 100mil for at least.

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YourMajesty @ 04/15/19 7:45 pm

Well I think I need it for Spork Warrior's treasure.

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Shaman @ 04/15/19 7:27 pm

And I’m gonna use this for...?

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Ferinsy @ 04/15/19 7:06 pm

Oh, geez! It's a single use item? I really don't see why it's 50k, even 5k would be a lot for a bomb on steroids...

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Solsticesprite @ 04/15/19 3:37 pm

107 thousand crystals. Already have this. *neener neener neener*

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Wesker @ 04/15/19 3:20 pm

the emo spork is very niche for battling. You're not really meant to use it (since it's single use and will heal your pet for -100%). It's more for steal happy opponents to steal it from you and attempt to use it against you.

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Valiska @ 04/15/19 2:27 pm

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CrazyBirdLady @ 04/15/19 1:52 pm

I have enough crystals, but no, just NO.

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Galaxia @ 04/15/19 1:16 pm STAFF

@gitto

I used a Nicole Richie once on an opponent that was not worth it because I didn't realize the item was single-use. We should start a support group for our broken battle items.

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Elysium @ 04/15/19 12:11 pm

50,000 crystals?

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jensen @ 04/15/19 11:53 am

this... just makes me remember how i tried really hard to win one as a contest prize so i’d have one for the next gelly war... and then we did not have another gelly war. but at least mine only cost me kisses and not my life savings in crystals, good lord!

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iara @ 04/15/19 11:07 am

I thought it was once per battle! This is just a fancy treasure/gallery item.

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stars_water @ 04/15/19 11:04 am

emojis* Aaaaagh, forgive me

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stars_water @ 04/15/19 11:04 am

When they aren't turned into picture emjios, anyway. * :O

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stars_water @ 04/15/19 11:03 am

I love the :O face in the description, haha. Those faces are really cute.
I don't really have a reason to get this though. But maybe the fact that none of us want to buy it is the reason it's so sad. I just checked the Lodge to make sure, and ouch. It's a tier 8 weapon, so that makes sense of the price, but then it's single-use. Yikes.

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Johnny_673 @ 04/15/19 10:26 am

I thought this was a joke tbh

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StarShadow @ 04/15/19 10:17 am

No thanks. I'm saving my crystals for something I might actually want or can use. It's kinda cute though.

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YamiTehGreat @ 04/15/19 9:48 am

Can we get more spork items :o? My spork gallery is small.

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chookie @ 04/15/19 9:32 am

i just came here for the puns. hah puns.

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Faizh @ 04/15/19 9:28 am

wow, the price.

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teacup132 @ 04/15/19 9:04 am

I would understand the price if it was a once per battle item; however, it's one use... I'm confused.

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CORE @ 04/15/19 9:01 am

/crackles

No.

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Paula @ 04/15/19 8:13 am

LOL THE PRICE rip

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Puncture @ 04/15/19 7:58 am

That price tho *___*

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haha @ 04/15/19 7:39 am

Oof. Here I was thinking it was nice of them to bring old stuff back into circulation, but prices like that? Yikes

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HYPEBEAST @ 04/15/19 7:11 am

Looks like someone complained again that there aren't enough high priced items XD

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Funkykitsune @ 04/15/19 6:19 am

So the reason for the 40,000 increase is?....

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Bro @ 04/15/19 6:02 am

Oh, bummer. I'm just 49,999 crystals away! :B

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gitto @ 04/15/19 5:35 am

Yeah I remember buying one for 10k crystals and then using it to beat the Hustler... didn’t fricking realise it was one time only use XD I don’t see the point of it

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Ligress @ 04/15/19 5:24 am

Dang and my regrets I probably will never own one :O

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Thespian @ 04/15/19 5:00 am

i'm having violent flashbacks to 2006

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LizBlackDog @ 04/15/19 4:19 am

woah, I thought the 27k crystals I had would be enough for anything. Good job I already have one.

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Shawny @ 04/15/19 3:12 am

Really confused as to the point of said spork.

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Muerte @ 04/15/19 2:51 am

I would post a gif of me flipping you off, but that's not allowed.

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Hamda @ 04/15/19 2:31 am

Oh nice! How much is it? Goes to look.

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demon @ 04/15/19 2:28 am

freaking hustler.

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Greg @ 04/15/19 2:26 am

throwback to when I accidentally used one

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/15/19 2:26 am

@SolusAurora
Stock: 149
You can remove all doubt now. People will buy anything at any price.
(No it wasn't me)

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SolusAurora @ 04/15/19 2:13 am

You have to be kidding me on that crystal cost! Still virtually unobtainable, doubt it will have people spending their crystal hoards.

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jKat @ 04/15/19 2:11 am

WTF seriously?
Has 2k of crystals.
I shall just admire you from a distance!

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BoneCollector @ 04/15/19 2:08 am

thats a huge inflation from 10k to 50 k of crystals !!! wow !!

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/15/19 2:06 am

Props to Subetalodge for updating the info super fast.

Quote:

Notes: Crystal Shop item, original cost: 10,000 crystals. April 15, 2019 cost: 50,000 crystals

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Julie @ 04/15/19 1:56 am

@smilesnz... I didn't even see how much it was going for. 50k.
You have 28,410 crystals to spend! Now I'm glad I already had one. LOL.

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Laurey @ 04/15/19 1:54 am

You have 194 crystals to spend!

lmao

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foxette @ 04/15/19 1:48 am

50k crystals! Someone has surely accidentally added a zero!

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SongSparra @ 04/15/19 1:47 am

And at that price, spork you!

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Shrimp @ 04/15/19 1:45 am

Oh, that's neat. I wonder what it-- *spit take* EXCUSE ME???

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Georgie @ 04/15/19 1:44 am

Ouch! That is a big jump from the 10k crystals it was last time it was in there.

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Ferinsy @ 04/15/19 1:42 am

Whaaaaat, that's more expensive that the Temple Shard, I think (30k). Ouch!

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smilesnz @ 04/15/19 1:42 am

@Julie me too, I just had a search.

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wraith @ 04/15/19 1:41 am

I hope somebody stole this from Hustler, he nukes me with this damn thing at least once a day istg

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smilesnz @ 04/15/19 1:41 am

Nice :) but OUCH at the amount of crystals, I don't have all day to earn that many HAHA

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Julie @ 04/15/19 1:40 am

1 found in your gallery My Kawaii. Glad I have one already.

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