Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide
Lovitol
Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer






Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.
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Posted by Keith

its_up234

o.o bold print....says...may not be real cures...wow..o.0
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shewolf1993

how do i get the virus?
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..hehe. Sleazy Carlisle cx
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Rafa_27

Poor us! What are we gonna do?
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can i die and how do you infect someone else???
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Does somebody know the cure for the zombie virus cuz i need help!!!
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Fernand

*points to the Lovitols* I Love your little Zydrate anatomy reference there XD.
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Kyocera

Haha whoever did the description for the lovitol. you're my hero!
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ZombieDoggie

They are nice but I wouldn't pay that for something that is only temporary :s...
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meowth

Repo! reference wins so hard. Oh, god.
Surgery, surgery~
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Morgenstern

This is a late late post but OMFG REPO REFERENCE!!! BEST ITEM EVEAH (lol i just bought it and noticed the description XD). You guys will make me cry with more joy if you somehow get a Re-animator reference in something <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A LITTLE GLASS VIAL!" Go REPO! Well, everyone knows: "For every market, a submarket grows!"
I'm the GraveRobber, yes I am!

<<Posted by ZombieFoxx>>
<The Repo reference made me cry.>
< >
<WITH JOY>
< >
<Subeta just ten times better. Someone tell me the staff member that wrote that description so I can molest them with LOVE>
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sweenytodd

when does this wear off i like the heart but i hate how my face looks
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gregswife

The rash is random.. I got it and it's getting worse.. Just weather the storm out. I believe it'll pass..
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I WANT THE VIRUSSSSS
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Peaches_822

The Repo reference made me cry.

WITH JOY

Subeta just ten times better. Someone tell me the staff member that wrote that description so I can molest them with LOVE
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Eeew this is disgusting. Why did I have to get the open sore one. I much rather have the heart virus. Oh and will it go away if I don't buy the cure?
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Chou

Lovitol is perfect for Kizou's treasure chest!
*buys for her blackjack&hookers boy*
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Felicitas

Aw nothing happened to me when I took the medicine T_T It just said that I feel weird...
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Faun_171

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">I rather remain ill then. o_o
Besides, it\'s only on my feet. I can just put on a pair of socks and forget about it. ;D</blockquote>
It gets worse...but not as bad as the "cure".

I wonder why there are three cures? There are four virus strains.
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thanks god the efect of his 'cures' is temperary Soon you'll be fine
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Rinalo_Erlo

I want a heart-freckly disease ( Is it possible to change one Virus for another? ) ))
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Screw the medicine o.o
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i tried the pills and well this is what happened to me
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SelenaChan

Aww.. I don't think it worked! I took the 1mil one and was like Yay! Wait.. what? *sweatdrop*
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dachshundsr4me

Well thank goodness my shot wore off....I think I have enough of myself covered that when my foot rot reaches other parts of me i am all good to go.
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wanka

Lol'd SO HARD at the Repo reference.
I wasn't expecting that. I almost cried.
Thank you, Subeta.
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Bagheera23608

So Abby and Luca DID get married and Luca took HER name!
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Omg why havent a read the Warning?!! Why? WHY?? Damn I got sick when I was uncapable to wear the mask because of the problems with the new Wardrobe (I use IE), now I get this medicine and look at me its so unfair ;(;(;( Can someone tell me how I could get real medicine to get well or at least to fix myself from doctor's ones
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Minyassa

Oh absolutely fine with that, I would happily sign a paper saying I am *waving* my rights. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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three viruses three cures one for each virus,i like my infection but i want the achievment loads
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Zasukie

Dd anybody notice that is says, "Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face." at the very bottom in white-ish letters?
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knochenherz_203

i want to know, what they do xD ;_; and i want, that they wearable ... but i want to keep my heart-virus <3 it's so cute
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JamaKusai

I took the pills <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused_shocked.gif" border="0" /> gahh not doing that again -.-'
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Dia903

Bought the pills <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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SAILOR

Millionare Center

You've Purchased:

Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer for 1,000,000

Thanks for your business!
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SpoonyBard

Awww~
I wish they were wearable, I just want a 1.50m high giant syringe (?)
(my english is not the best XD)
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Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.
I can read the fine print!
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Akutare

I COULDN'T RESIST.

... I took the pink shot. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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janan

I love the zitrate ref. XD
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phibrizzo

I do LOVE my virus <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Thanks a lot <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Clea2003

I like that we're 'waving' all our rights?! LOL! Do we have to wave them while we're taking the medication? Maybe that's where we're going wrong! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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gangsta

Whoever made the Repo! The Genetic Opera referance: ilu so hard. XD
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www.(mara.pets).com obviously no fullstops, inbetween the words or brackets.. is a much better virtual pet site then this junk.. you should check it out. 2nd biggest in the world.
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www.(mara.pets).com obviously no fullstops, inbetween the words or brackets.. is a much better virtual pet site then this junk.. you should check it out. 2nd biggest in the world.
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ami

I rather remain ill then. o_o
Besides, it's only on my feet. I can just put on a pair of socks and forget about it. ;D
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Angeley01

i liked it better when we could delete and get rid of this or at least be able to remove it
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beachblue

thanks Dr Lock I love my new look!
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Beckersmom

Where can I see what infect I have?
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SilverSlivers

What?? All right, at that prize I think I`ll keep my flu for a while...=P I think it looks cute anyway.^.^
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i skipping the amoricide achievement...too expensive for me...plus i think it just induces the love cootie flu...if the rash i have now spreads from my HA's feet to it's face then i may think of buying a full face mask til it goes away lol
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gosh what happened to my face
i took the pink one but then nothings happened then i took lovitol and now look at me huhuhuhuh
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Naj

Eww. He reminds me of my pervy Social Studies teacher in 8th grade *shudder* But I can't resist two achievements with one shot (I did not have the spend 5m yet).
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o gosh"
i got it too xD
how do i know which one cures me? =3
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ack i got it...the battle coliseum infected me <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> ...i not want the love cootie flu ...i needed a stronger mask ~nodding~
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versace_633

I don't want to waste my money on this..medication
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lostpuzzlepiece

xDD He will examine all of us in private rooms,to
.... ahm heal us.....
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mclaughlane

featherwhisker....the effects go away after a short period of time. lol.

I took the lovitol and it went away after about an hour.
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Rhapsody

Nice name , but...........................
Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

I don't i'll get one. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />
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Mecha-Neko

Nothing like getting a puffy face... Cute names through
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Lor

Love the items, but I hate the time limits. I'd like to spend all my SP now before I change my mind and continue to horde ;^;
Oh well. Lovely items. I hope I can get them all.
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sess-chan

I want to see what kind of sicness is in future <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> So i don't buy medicine :|
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Tennyo

AHA! Lockheart is behind this! The engineered this virus so he could profit from it! BWAHAHA!

Call Mulder and Scully, I have figured it out!
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RNA

Lockhart! I just knew there was something fishy.
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BubblyBear13

I want the heart rash!!! How did you guys get it? I kinda want it...
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Life

dachshundsr4me, we get it. You're upset. It'll wear off. Calm down and stop complaining, please.
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Asrafrate

I have a WEIRD rash <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> it doesn't look like hearts or kisses, just splotches on my legs and arms.
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dachshundsr4me

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by AphoticDivinity

After the meds wear off, are you cured of it or is your rash still there? I like the rash... I don\'t wanna have to go find it again xD </blockquote>
No it does not cure the infection....its just a huge joke i find is getting old fast.
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Bundy

After the meds wear off, are you cured of it or is your rash still there? I like the rash... I don't wanna have to go find it again xD
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dont...(*pukes*) ...take the...(*coughs*)... medicine...(*falls to floor*)
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stinks for all you guys im immune
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dachshundsr4me

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Posted by Twilight_Storm

Is getting the infection like a random event?? </blockquote>
Yes and frankly i like my rash better.
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Life

I took the expensive one. When does it take effect? When will I start to look horrible?
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Katlamos

Is getting the infection like a random event??
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dachshundsr4me

i have had mine for a few hours now and no sign of it wearing off. I rather have the foot rash.
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Liz

lol @ George Clooney. xD
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magpie

lol I'm not sick yet so I think this is one achievement I'll let go. That's pretty expensive for one little achievement.
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Miraa

I use Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide, nothing happens... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Junky

Ohh jesus, I love the Repo! reference on the Lovitol...
I STILL haven't caught the virus yet.
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Tennyo

His pants are very tight in the crotch area. o_O
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mclaughlane

hahaha, he's such a creeper :|
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Lexiana

Wow, it wore off fast. About an hour or so, I'd say. I'm not sure exactly when I took it, but it can't have been too long ago.
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Daley

Eww. I took it to get the achievement. I kinda wish I hadn't X_x
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honey_bear

*looks at the doctor* George Clooney?
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dachshundsr4me

I know a few wore off so does anyone know how long it takes to wear off...id rather just have my rash.
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Magi

Hey it's Professor Oak!
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Asrafrate

Heh and the virus I have hasn't even manifested into hearts yet... just splotchy rash on my legs and arms XD
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Glitter

there's also a joke with the cure "fuckitol" in it XD
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DeZa_679

I knew I should of looked at the achievements first before buying one of the cures... I bought the pink shot one thinking it would cure my HA but looks like it won't and now I can't even get the achievement until I buy the purple one... grr! please be there in 12 hours!
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Alicats

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

ROFLMAO
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Khalek

Oy! I knew it was to good to be true >_>
If only if only I could delete my avatar...
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tasogare

Um, how does one contract a virus anyway? Is it just random?
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xoxoiloveme

Ummm, so when are the cures for the cures coming? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Poukibear

Oh my gosh, the cost of health care in this country is outrageous! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Vash

mwahha He's in league with Wesker here..
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mswcpw1989

ooohhhhh i am so happy that i waited to see if anyone paid for the cures and what happened when they did.....My avatar is ugly enough with the rash alone...this would have just made it worse..<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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omg...the 'cures' definitely look worse than the disease itself...thank god i haven't gotten sick...yet.

btw, <a href="/users/YuanSang" id="userinfo_YuanSang_1"><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/user.gif" border="0">YuanSang</a><script type="text/javascript">toolTip('userinfo_YuanSang_1', '<center><img src="/slib/avatar.php/272764" /><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/icons/user.gif"><strong>YuanSang</strong><br />Member<br /><strong>Name</strong>: Sang<br /><strong>Posts</strong>: 9<br /><strong>Status</strong>: My Status<br /><strong>Achievements</strong>: 0<br /><strong>Medals</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/trophy_restock.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/goldaccount.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/trophy_bubble_consecutive.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/aboxalypse.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><br /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/trophy_cards_gold.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/beanbag_silver.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/plushie_platinum.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><img src="http://images.subeta.net/medals/krypts.gif" border="0" style="width: 25px; height: 25px" /><br />', 'User Information');</script> you look like you literally caught a VERY bad case of 'Pink Eye'

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sick.gif" border="0" />
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I think I got the infection pretty bad..... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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Cass

-sobs- He reminds me of Gai-Sensei from Naruto. TT__TT -loathing-<br />I am happy to have those lovely syringes for Virus' treasure, though, so I can forgive him for creeping me out. x:
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inkrealm

I won't the heart. but I don't want the face. n-n
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elapse

The doctor scares me. I mean, it's amazing artwork...but I don't trust doctors that wink at me. It makes me want to run far, far away. As for the medications: ROFL at the results. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Stormwolf3x

It's the love doctor! run for the hills; anything he gives you can't be good <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />!
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*waiving.
The cures look hilarious. XD
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DoomQueen

Is this doc certified?
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angelbabe167

how did you guys get the virus anyways?
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Aaron

The effect of the Amoricide went away, but not the hearts...
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Gimme his money...
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NovaAva

Screw this guy. Where's Gregory House when you need him? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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nodoubter

GIMME HIS TIE
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Duskmoon

Wait, has anyone else's lovitol-face gone away a while after taking it? Mine did. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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sugarPhlox

Lovitol? THAT LINE SO COMES FROM REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA. I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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Amoora

Oh great I bought the darn pills and now I cannot buy one of the other cure to get the achievement for another 11hours.
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KittenDoll

I kinda like the 5mil one, it would go great with a zombie/creepy kind of look
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Sasuke

Is glad I didn't take anything now.
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Yukino-chan

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;"> Has anyone bought the more expensive one? Im wondering what it does before I buy any of the 3. </blockquote>

look my face LoL
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I'll SUE!!! *giggles*
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hollo_c007

subeta i love you. i just watched repo tgo tonight, came into the room checked the news ...... you rock
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Lexiana

Yes, Amoora xP Anyone with their eyes gouged out. *hides*
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Amoora

Has anyone bought the more expensive one? Im wondering what it does before I buy any of the 3.
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Doglet

Dr. House would fix us.
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dachshundsr4me

Ok I look pathetic...I will be glad when Keith is through having his fun...ha ha ha.
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Twisted_Pretzel

Shady old man *pokes with stick*
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Xolopendra

Ahhh, I'm not infected, so I'm not too interested in the cures...
But I'll have some Dr. Lockheart, pleeease. ♥
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Meddy

I got infected when doing Wizards quests.... I think he is involved too <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
I took the nasty medicine for the achievement.... 5 mil down the drain AND I look like crap... WOOHOO!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Schilloyo

Hmm. A phony professional named Lockheart. Sounds familiar.

I'll take care to stay away from this fellow.
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mclaughlane

Ahhhh I'm clicking around everywhere and still haven't caught any virus <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Catwoman

I wish he was Dr. House.
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Meagan_Madness

why must you tempt me subeta!?!?!? Im saving for a Shingami but now I need these >>
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Naughty

The doc is a ZOMBIE Damn it! Look ya can not see his hands, his body is lumpy, that is clearly a plastic face!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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KittenDoll

haha crazy dr is what this guy is
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Cinnamon_Spider

Uhh.. after I took the medicine, the virus moved to the next level at the same time the effects of the medicine showed up.
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Courtesy

Also, Dr. Lockheart looks like a kid-raper. 8)

Beautifully colored, though.
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YuanSang

Took the Hyperamory Inducer and first it looked like I got big boobies >.< But now there's just a JELLY EYEBALL left! *sigh*

Well, my boyfriend always told me my eyes look like jelly. Maybe this is jelly enough for him now *hrhr*
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Bipolarbear

Oh I want those so much! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused_shocked.gif" border="0" /> I hope I'll be able to get them all before they retire.
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zassY

wee funny..x3
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Lillydivine

So much for the achievement. I don't have 5 million to spend. *sigh* lol
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inkrealm

Does anyone know what the two more expensive ones do? ;-;
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Courtesy

I've been waiting ages for Subeta to make syringe items for my pet's treasures. ;A;
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SEA

ROFL...I read the warning. But the achievement was so tempting. And with my current look the acid thing doesn't look too bad. :3
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Duskmoon

I wonder if it still halts the progression of the disease, or if it just makes you look silly.
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Doglet

I'd rather just rot.
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animetriplicate

I actually find the hearts kinda cute.... *ignores cures* xD
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Yukino-chan

Time for a zombie look clothes~ lol
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Meagan_Madness

well I know what the first two do lol..but the 3rd one..not so sure lol..I might just have to buy me one <3
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Yukino-chan

Ok now my face is very strange too... LoL
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Yay for big pharma : D
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User not found:

Um,, no it's not, Yukino. lmao
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KathyRunkle

Read the disclaimer... What do you mean, grow another head? I'll keep the rash thank you very much.
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BurialApplicant

I was once a very pretty bunny... and then I took some medicine.
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Yukino-chan

Got the achievement and my face is still ok yay! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Oh nos, I took Lovital! ROFL
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YuanSang

*sigh* Just got the Lovitol from my beloved one to cure me from a disease I didn't even recognize by looking at my HA. No I got fat red faced and tongue hanging but it came with love so....what's the matter? Everything comes to an end by it's time. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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I thought it was Valentines, not April Fools! xD
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Tlazolteotl

5 mil for a seasonal achievement? NOOOO that's everything I have <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
But I can afford the pills. Gallery tiem nao! This is such a fun event, staff! (even if I can't afford the gasdfdfgs Amoricide) ><
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Gilgamesh

lol I'm happy with my boobitus /o/
Plus... I hate syringes -cringes- I had to scroll down the page real fast so I wouldn't get that funny feeling in my arm that I usually get... and still failed >____< -rubs arms-
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nodoubter

it has to be the amoricide to get the achievement?!
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Flora_738

Did anyone read the disclaimer at the bottom? it is so funny.
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AmeTsukimi

*scream* more evil doctors!!!! *runs away*
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TERRORYAKI

Hopefully. ;P
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TERRORYAKI

One day, we will find a cure!
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Lexiana

Bonnie, the achievement is for the Amoricide, the purple one.

Take a dose!
I wouldn't suggest it... but you took a shot of Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide!
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Magan

Don't try and hog the items! You have 2 Hours, 20 minutes, and 19 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

Poo!
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Abaddon_555

XD Haha, the Amoricide one... It did this to my face~!
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I think the staff is having fun messing with us <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> you guys!
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Naughty

Omg! Laughing until my spleen almost bursts! *boots EVIL doc in the nads!*
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Wait, are those pink tendrils veins?
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Almond_Moose

Paper bags don't cover it up! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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bonnie_michelle

Okay now I do look sick but I still haven't received the achievement..oh well.
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loopa

i got a laptop and just now saw the warning the doc has. how about that...
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The pink one gives you a giant eye and pink drool. Lovely. -checks purple-
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SJenifer

Bought the Amoricide (the 5 mill one - wanted the new achievement as well as the MC achievement)...the results are not so pretty *shudder*
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Duskmoon

http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/302190 - amoricide

http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/187367 - hyperamory inducer

There you go. -walks off muttering about stupid fine print-
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nodoubter

that's hilarious. XD
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bonnie_michelle

I got told after taking the medicine that "Umm...you feel strange...but when I went to the healer I was fine and I never got the achievement so I guess Inducer isn't one that makes you sick. Anyone else take that one?
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Kiei_Neko

5mil syringe gave purple hole-eyes and a floating purple heart, and the 1mil gave a gooey pink eye and pink drool o_O I don't know who they were, but some people had used them.
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Amon

Does the achievement for using that thing still count even though you're not sick? XD
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"Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face." I didn't read that until after I ate those pills DX!
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And only after buying AND using it.. I see the results and warnings.. Boooo ;A;
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Wonder if anymore Umbrella type of viruses would appear. People try the cheap ones and get bad reactions, though no one wants to try the expensive ones yet
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Krynne

Ok this doctor just scares me! If I had him for real I'd be out the door so fast my sickness would be left behind... spinning!

I think I might buy them just to toss into my gallery, but not to use <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Mandark

Millionaire Center < what happens if your poor! *cries*
anyway for its price and 50/50 chance of working... not gonna risk it.
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taBOO

rofl.
which do the two syringes do? xD the loveitol description is hilarious
GO REPO.

doctor's creepy looking u__u run small children!
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Orchipea

You feel... strange
Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...

And I'm finally infected... I blame the doctor.. he started it!
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NoLyrics

I would use one of the expensive ones if I was sure they wouldn't cure my disease. I like my loveitis too much.
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GunDog

I bought the amoricide...but seeing what Lovitol does...I'm sorry but lol.

I adored the Repo reference. Such a catchy tune <33 Love that movie
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Psychedelia

Doctor Doctor, give me the news...

I've got a bad case of 'hipthrust' ... LOOOOOOOVING YOUUUUUUUU
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poor erana, you've been struggling sooo much to get the virus. i'd give it to you if i could <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Montre

It didn't change my avatars face, but it did put hearts on my arms.
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glassjaw

im not infected (yet) but those are all super cute i might get some anyway
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lunarules

OH neverminds... I see the reactions some of you are having! Cool!
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bonnie_michelle

I just took one and I am not sick...I thought for sure by taking the Inducer that I would get sick for sure...bummer.
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Naughty

Eeep! Medicine that makes ya sick X 3?! No way in HELL!! *runs!!*
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BoomBoomBingBang

The descriptions are funny. xD

But I'm not risking anything. -_0
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Vincento

I don't trust him.. he looks too nice for a doctor.. and this smile o_O and twinkle.. and.. oh gawd.. really great art xD
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lunarules

Oooo I want to see what these do... they might make it worse!
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Sapphiress

Eemegosh. He creeps me out. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

And I'M STILL NOT SICK. I just want the achievement. T3T
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Merida

How do you figure out which disease you have? Haven't been paying attention, haha!
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Tonne

I finally got my hearts and i'm not going to part with them now xD
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Jaigra

Just remember to give those shots in your butt, as they will work faster that way
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Lexiana

=\ There is an achievement for the 5M one.
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Glitter

And that mighty fine print puts mag in a mighty fine predicament
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CamrynDream

I dont want medication. i want the virus.
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LuNa10

noooooooo... I don't want the cure!!!
I just look great!!

anyway.. Thanks Doctor.. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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I'M NOT EVEN INFECTED!!!! NOW SOME QUACK IS GIVING OUT CURES?!
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Psychedelia

'belts out a chorus from Witch Doctor"

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to say, my friend the witch doctor he told me what to do.
He said that you'd be mine when I say this to you

OH BABY

Ooh ee ooh ah ah TING TANG walla walla bing BANG

'hipthrusts on Doctor Lockheart'
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waltz

Doctors are just psychos with stethoscopes. Dx
Just like this one.
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Extract

I got the bottle just because it's cheaper and cute.
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BIRDIE

Amoricide looks alot like Zydrate
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VonGrimm

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

lmfao thats great XD
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BIRDIE

Highlight his text to all the way to the bottom you will see the warning
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lurk

REPOOOO!!! *giggles maniacally*
*sings* And Zytrate comes in a little glass vial (a little glass vial? A little glass vial!).
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... haha glad I didn't run off and buy some immediately, haha...
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5 mil? X-x I hope the next character is an insurance sales person XD Something seems fishy about the new doc and reporter in town. >_> This is kinda fun but I'm glad I'm not 'sick.'
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finallyoffthisride

did anyone buy one that wasn't cheap and use it? lol
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anime

That doctor kind of creeps me out D;
glad I'm not sick yet though~
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-frowns- I don't see the warning.
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Orchipea

And the little glass bottle goes into the gun like a battery.
And the Lovitol gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
And when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for surgery, surgery! *giggles*
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Tesla_106

Uh... doctor's wear ties. I don't know where you go, but...
Also, I don't know if I want to be cured. Hearts are cute. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Tachi

Sub Artest. *Squeer* They they made that refrense. *Squee* To one of my fav movies. *Squee* Opra. *Waaa.. * *Ya, ok, breath* Aweosme job, now to figure out which is which. *Can not spell. *
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AmeTsukimi

I BET he's the cause of these friggen diseases... And I used the Lovitol for my foot rash...GRRR!!! EVIL DOCTOR!!! I SPENT THAT MONEY FOR NOTHING!!! *attacks doctor* NEVER TRUST DOCTORS AGAIN!!! EVER!!!
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Cee

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!

You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.</blockquote>

Lol. Didn't notice that the first time.
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xD I want to see what happens. <.< -doesn't buy-
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Liz_885

hahaha.. some of you guys look hilarious.
I wonder what the other "cures" would do.. but I won't spend that much just to find out <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused_shocked.gif" border="0" />
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Gothique

loving the descriptions though ^^
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Nataku

*eyebrow quirk* No self-respecting doctor would ever wear that tie.
I smell snake oil shenanigans. :K
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Moonbeam

Yeah, not using that. I'll wait and see what else happens. I think I may buy one though...just to have on hand. *muses*
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MurDerWolf

I want to get to the max level of the sickness i dont really care haha
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VonGrimm

i wonder what they all do, the lovitol is funny X3
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Drayk

I love the Repo Reference ;D
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Well, we can all turn this all around on THEM and let our HAs die. That's what I'm doing. Loveitall my ass!

<<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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butterfly1975

How are we supposed to know which cure, cures what disease? They are a bit expensive!!!!
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Mud_507

Even his NAME is enough to keep me away from anything he`s selling x-X

Professor Lockheart was a fraud, and I`m sure that the Doctor is too.
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Psychedelia

ooh... hello Doctor...

Is it warmer in here ?

I might need to take off my clothes....

mmmmmm

and various other highly inappropriate comments ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Tipawhee

lol I'm glad I didn't buy it!
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BIRDIE

I do not trust him a bit *refuses treatment*
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Nuke

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

Ahahahaha
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Almond_Moose

Oh why did I take that medicine!
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Millgret

HAHAHA
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Duskmoon

I took lovitol for my foot rash, and so far nothing's happened AT ALL. Ripoff artist! -kicks in shins-
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nier

funny, i'm listening to a song called Dr. and it's all "PLEASE SAVE US DOCTOR, EVIL DOCTOR" <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
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Snake

Omg the Lovitol faces are hilarious
-keeps away-
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Naughty

Oh cwap! The cure worse than the disease! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Wabbit

Millionaire Center? Come on, we're all not rich ya know. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" />
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Gothique

lol, instead of the Lovitol, I'll stick with my disease <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused.gif" border="0" />
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Kiarae

I can't help myself now... *points and laughs at the faces*
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Drayk

<3 Repo reference, and Helllllo Doctor <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Rex_974

So we've seen what the lovitol does, what about the others? xD
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Ginger

I am so sorry but my insurance does not cover that. Now get back to the soap opera you do guest spots on. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Simplicity

Bull,I aint spending that much.
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kudzu

I'm not doing it. That warning is enough to keep me awaaaayyy. *keeps mask on*
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Sasuke

any one know which one is for what?
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....still dont trust you guys
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User not found:

*dies laughing* you look so funny =]
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User not found:

Man, I'm not paying 5m to cure what I didn't want in the first place. My HA can DIE.
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DaBluMeanie

he looks like a snake oil salesman --- like maybe he is Dr Phil's Cousin or Dr Laura's brother
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loopa

i bought lovitol, and i'm KEEPING IT!! i refuse to use!
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Lexiana

There are three cures...but four diseases. Which one is the deathly incurable one?
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Iason567

I love his tie xD. Omg, I love what they do to the HAs--genius!
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nice, but expensive. i'd rather remain sick xD

... it should go away someday, ne? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Spider

I don't trust you Dr. Lockheart D<
I have a feeling this is a dirty get rich quick scheme.
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AmeTsukimi

sorry about the blank post. I just took the lovitol. THIS is what it did to me! *points to face*
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splinter

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;"> What do they do exactly? </blockquote>

Possibly get rid of/protect against the infections, nice cash stink. xD
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Rex_974

Oh god I'm scared.

...I really hope they don't work, actually. Otherwise that was a lot of build-up for nothing.
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HARE_611

Oh jeez, why did I take that Lovitol? Look at my face! XD
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Kiarae

Hello Doctor!
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Nocturnal_144

Eep! I got cut off!

The rest of my comment said I really like the art for the new doctor, good job guys. He reminds me of a cross between one of those guys from Grey's Anatomy and Lockheart from Harry Poitter.
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WINK
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nodoubter

lovitol is not millionaire material ;p
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freak297

I love the Repo The Genetic Opera reference in the Lovitol description. I was listening to Zydrate Anatomy when these got released.
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Pam

How do you know which one you need?
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I *knew* this would happen. x.x
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User not found:

cool ;D
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Nocturnal_144

...will they work though? And which is for which?
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splinter

Love it. xD
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nodoubter

omg they're so CUTE
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HeartBreak

What do they do exactly?
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