Subeta Tribune Special Issue V




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Warning! I advise everyone not to wander alone at night. If it is necessary that you leave your house, I suggest going with as many friends as you can.



We are starting to see violence coming from people at the height of the infection. I recently saw a citizen running at me with a hole straight through their chest.



Again, I will continue to bring you up to date news. Stay protected!

chocolina

I've been infected for about a day and I have nothing on me? o3o;
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Vespisia

I have a seriously bad case of the love spots and possibly the itchy one too. xD
I didn't look like that 3 hours ago... 3 hrs ago, it was just a couple of pustules... guess it can get worse? O_o
*looks forward to having a hole in her chest* 8D
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Tammy_387

So far I am still healthy and hoping to stay that way!
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BurialApplicant

Well I heard zombies are slow, so... I won't really have to run, now will I?
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TrashPrinceDio

Oh jeez... ¬_¬
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User not found:

-itches face-
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User not found:

-itches face- >o<
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VChick294

can some one tell me how to get infected?
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God_of_Milk

OMG I JUST NOTICE I HAVE A HOLE ON MY BODY! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
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lieutfaber

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains?
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lunarules

How do you like my Titania outfit? As you can see, she's infected too! Does anybody know the purpose of these newspapers, other than being cool items?
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Aline

CrystalizedMorphine: Yup XD There are four different viruses, one leaves you with love spots, other leaves you with some pustulent marks (besides some that look like broken hearts), other leaves your body all rashy, and the last one, which I have, opens a hole in your chest. Unfortunately, we don't have the "butterflies in stomach" one, but maybe next year?
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JadeOfBlades

Not infected yet.... *keeps a wary eye out* >.>
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Tsuru

hmm... I wonder if Keith just sits there going through a list of users and just pick a few an hour to be infected... >>;
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LYNDIRA

I am Legend, I'm thinking. x3

Rawr.
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User not found:

Ha if I was infected it would look good with my HA right now lamo
Is there different strains of this virus?
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User not found:

I am vaguely thinking of I Am Legend. x-X
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fox.fire

I just got infected today...*twitches*
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Aline

I just wanted to give a hug, Titania! ;_; Why are you so evil with us?
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VChick294

i wanna get infected!!
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User not found:

<strong>You feel... strange</strong>
Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...
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Charmander

Ooooh, crud. I'm in the beginning stages of being infected. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Soon I will lose my humanity and infect others. Why didn't I listen to Leon when he told me to stay inside? Why? B'aaaaaws
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InnocentlyMorbid

-flails around- The one time I WANT to be sick! ;-;
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Naiyra

AHHHH!!!! My skin is slowly deteriorating!!!!!!
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User not found:

I'm immune weeeeee
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User not found:

Hmm... A berserker virus? THE LOVE BUG?! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!
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fuzzy1317

infect me with teh pretty hearts! t-t plz?
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operationivy

Brains, I need MORE brains!!!!!
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User not found:

wow dawn of the dead much?
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Juicy_Jay

its eating my whole bodyyy! soon my body will be eating others! MUAHAHAHAHA
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Juicy_Jay

its eating my whole bodyyy! soon my body will be eating others! MUAHAHAHAHA
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VChick294

how do you get infected? i wanna get infected!!
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YuanSang

I'm feeling with you, Tesumy. It's eating my body and nobody's able to stop it. That frightenes me a lot. *shivers and leans on lovey*
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Sanna

Go Team Holes in Their Chests!
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Allura

I wonder how many of these special editions there will be <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
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Book

Temari- Nah, Arrancar! Ooh, if I ever get infected (with the hole-in-the-chest disease) I could be Hollow Orihime! *digs around looking for her masks*
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Montre

Lol, this made me laugh!
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User not found:

I'm not infected! Whoo-hoo! ... *Grabs her dog and hops in bathtub*
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User not found:

I'm still free from disease :l I feel so left out!
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User not found:

you all will get infected. HA HA HA!
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Merry

Pssh, I Am Legend was originally vampires. Not zombies. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> But this epidemic is definitely zombies.

*lurches away humming Dawn of the Dead theme*
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Kricket

Ahhh this is so nice. I'm still heart free <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Stormwolf3x

I suppose sense their love zombies they want... hearts? *barricades house and sets up various forms of traps* You won't make me into a .. um heartless zombie!
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Freak

AHHHH! I Am Legend flashback baby! lol. Im not infected yet -crawls into a bathtub-
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Mandark

28 days later!!! just zombie like.
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FoxyYuki

-Runs around infecting people- YOU WILL HAVE THE CURSE OF THE EVIL BAGEVIL HEARTS ON YOUR FAAACEE! -squeaky voice while saying that from infection-
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User not found:

Left4Dead/Resident Evil anyone?

Shits creepy.
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User not found:

Lol. I'm having Dawn of the Dead flashbacks right now. XD
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VincenVallaCo

wow more Titastic news XD
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VampirePumpkin

Goooo zombies! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I'm infected now... just waiting for it to show.
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Kel

Come on, I'm not a zombie. Just 'cause I'm showing my heart to everyone, doesn't mean I'm dangerous! Ã’_o
Means that I like people to see my inner beauty. u_u
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CAPS_LOCK

Jen, you're probably at your first stage of the infection. Check with the healer. :3
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JennLee

Aaagh it's the rage virus! xD
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Rabbit_Insanity

Hahahhahah some of us are out before dark! ...wait it is dark.. *giggle* (runs around biting everyone uninfected) braiiiiiiins
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jenthedork

omg im so confused..Its says i got infected but i cant see anything wrong with my avi..
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User not found:

Yeah, it does remind me of "I Am Legend". xD
butbutbut everybody has it except for like 5 people. ;____;
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Kamikaze

-runs around infecting innocent by standers-
YOU WILL BE LIKE ME!!!!!!!
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DazedNConfused

I'm kinda glad I don't have all the hearts now! haha it looks like you all have the measles or chicken pocks
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Poisonous_809

Aw man, I wish I was infected too! ):
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User not found:

I agree, this whole plot is awesome. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Mandark

This is getting good.
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tiek16

i am am so such a beauty
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Naughty

Well numerous variations of populace trying to kill each other! Titania we have no problems here! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Chou

AND it's full moon tonight!
Love-werewolf-zombies, this is our night to hunt! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Alera

Eeek Zombies! *grabs crowbar and shotgun*
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User not found:

*foams at mouth* must.....bitteeeeee
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User not found:

DUDE! THIS IS SOOO LIKE I AM LEGEND! I LUV IT! i AM INFECTED RIGHT NOW, AND I FEEL LIKE BITING SOMEONES HEAD OF! *GOES AFTER THE NON-INFECTED*
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inkrealm

*bites Sniper Heart's hand and runs off screaming* :3
pft. you can't kill love zombies stupidd.

anyone know if there's a past stage six?
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TinaMarie

how fascinating <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> what will happen next?????
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inkrealm

I'm love bite... n-n
Oh well.. that means I get to bite people, right? lD
at least most of me is covered... n-n
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Rhinebeck

I'll only shoot other infected if you bite meee, otherwiseee.. -proceeds to nom on poor innocent bystandereds-!
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Xianeia

*sneeks to front of lovebite crowd of infected and joins the chase after the un-infected* oh un-infected people quick run and grab them *mass run round all the still healthy ones* LOL
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User not found:

aws nooooos I wanna go out alone, its soo much more fun
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Twisted_Pretzel

Love... TO KILL >.>
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Elvira

Awe damnit! I got the ugly one >.< I think Miss McGee is behind this! I mean without people randomly being affected she wouldn't have nothin to report on! It's a conspiracy I tell you!!! We're on to you!!!!
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DoomQueen

My heart...it hurts. GAAAAHH! *looks and hole forming in heart and starts to go rabid*
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Naughty

Ah ha!!! Shooting the infected, shame!! We get blamed for ALL the violence and yet! I have no urge to kill or even rub on everything ( and everyone!)as I am too far stricken! Titania take a look @ the whole picture, meh I have found my Island in the Sun and only seek to comfort!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Dingo

Wow,
I love this x]
Not infected yet..
though i'm probably jinxing myself x]
Though I love how this reminds me of
I am legend <3
I love that movie :'D
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Chou

Better hunting than being the hunted one, huh?
We only want to play, seriously!
*stretches*
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lubricious

*hides in barrel* Ha, nobody will look in here!*jumps out and bites people*
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Vincento

Interesting..
*looks at her own infection*
Oh my..!
Soon.. it's hunting time.. ahehehehe..
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kiruna

*is one of the infected causin' havoc* <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Naughty

I am in my Happy place, I am in my happy place, I am in my HAPPY place!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Dhuman

*shoots infected*
This is going to end very badly, isn't it?
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naru_

The citizen with a hole straight through their chest; was me ;D. (?)
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kazarry

Instead of Resident Evil, it reminds me more of I Am Legend
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Naughty

Well who ever it was, pfft what eva! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Titania ya have massive, bodacious jugs ( and may be hooking up with the Zombie doc!! ) yet my compassion is with the diseased ty MUCH! Despite my creation of a sanctuary I am level 5 leopardsy!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

Not me, I have blisters and scars.
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Messy100

Violent? And I'm in stage two! ;-;
Can't wait to see what happens next, though.
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riddlemesam

Bite MEEEEEEEEEEE! Please?
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Bellian

I need this diseaseee~ *licks the floor*
This is one kind of zombie I want to be D;
Although I am quite attached to my heart; I don't want to lose that.
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MagnusVale

Oooh, sounds interesting...
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Liz_885

..wasn't me. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_blush.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

oh no... love zombies??? is there a cure??? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Cj

I thought this would happen~ *aims!*
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inkrealm

AHHHH. it ate my post again. ;-;
*stupid*
UM.
so you, whoever, with all the hearts.. did you have a hole in your chest before you got the hearts? x-x
because the people with all the hearts don't have holes in their chests, and the people without the hearts do. and like. my head hurts... do the holes go away once the hearts appear? or are they two totally different sicknesses? my headdd.... my effing headdd... ;-;
*dies*
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SpoonyBard

Yay, more friends means more to bite!
Bring all your fellows along <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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inkrealm

RAWRRRRR!!!! *bites random un-infected's head* yummiee. :3
Wait!!! so like. is there more than one sickness? because the people covered in hearts don't have giant holes in their chests. but the ones without hearts do.. or do the holes go away once you get the hearts? my head hurts.... YOU! WITH THE HEARTS! did you have a whole in your chest?! >-< *dies*
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User not found:

rawr. i have a hole in my chest. P:
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Simplicity

This sounds a like resident Evil.
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Pseudonym

Hey what do the people with the hearts do? I'm missing out on all of the fun <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Satamoru

-puts my hands through the hole in my chest- ...I...can feel my spine o_O;; This is SO wrong
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TYRANNY

I want to be diseased. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

Ugh. I love my heartly disease. :|
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User not found:

*sings*...I've got an icebox where my heart used to be, got an icebox where my heart used to be...(I'm so cold)
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Ego_144

*DROOL*

lovin this disease thing xD
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User not found:

-walks around with arms stretched out- Im huuuuungry get in mah mouth
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User not found:

The next time I'll catch you, Titania.
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X_starlight_neko_X

*omnomnomnom* X3
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Gilgamesh

-cackles- }XD

In other news, yey more newspapers~! -stashes into vault-
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Gemstone_957

Love Zombies stealing peoples hearts?..
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SpeedBumps

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Merry

*IMMA GET YOU HEALTHY PEOPLE 8D

Stupid carrot broke my post. :/ *eats code*
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Zaf

Omfg yes. XD
*noms on uninfected person's head*
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Binamon

OMG....They found me out <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
*try's hiding hole*
...Chases nearest noninfected person.
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Jennyjayne

It's a frickin' love-zombie apocalypse. What'd I tell you?

-cocks shotgun- >8D
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Merry

IMMA GET YOU HEALTHY PEOPLE >D

Just you wait. Juuuuuust you wait.
*chews on random limb*
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Flora_738

-chases Larian- I wanna get my friend sick so we can chase people together!!!
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Francine

-growls and starts chasing people- I'm the love leopard, so all fear the love kittehs of doom!
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zlombie

i want to be infected ~______~
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styn

that explains the blackouts!
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rinne

protection? P:
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Damon

Oooh this is getting intense <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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crashingnightingales

*joins the group chasing people* Just because you can't see my infection yet, doesn't mean it isn't there.
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sneak

*runs after random people*
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Lumos_san

DD<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Aww. I haven't even gotten sick yet.
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demitasse

It's just like the old saying: Love hurts. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Alicats

Titania, babes, What happened with the lolly I sent you? You know you want to join us.
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Vivi

-charges at the uninfected like a bull-
You are not saaaaaaafe~
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Meagan_Madness

O_o
Ima have a hole in my chest!? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

I look...so weird...
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Rex_974

I would never hurt anyone. ♥
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User not found:

This is getting intense. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Francine

oh dear... I'm a love leopard... maybe I will start running at people too ><img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

oh noes I hope no one will hurt you <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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loopa

now it's really getting wierd....
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Reekoh

Well since I'm already infected, I guess I can go out alone.
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Alicats

oh noes. *sprays boob-itisbegone spray* ok you crazy boob people stay away from me!
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Cinderella_736

... oh god <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
-locks herself in her house-.
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Kris

Instead of Brains, will I run around screaming for hugs?

Hug Meee!
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FALC0Ness

Amazing lol.Thank you<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
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Snake

-runs at uninfected passerbys-
Bwahahahah! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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User not found:

ohh.. interesting.
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dannygyrrl

protected? now you tell me
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beyonce

Love zombies fer shure. o:
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nodoubter

got it. xD
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Xykranna

omh people with a hole in their chest..hollow ? XD
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