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Everyone is gone. I am typing this up in the basement of the newsroom, in hopes that it gets out to warn anyone that has not yet contracted this rash. I seem to have small red areas on my hands. I am unsure if it is because of stress, or if I have fallen victim. The Doctors have left or fallen ill themselves, without identifying this disease or finding a cure. I... I don't know what is going to happen. I have glimpsed a few people in what I believe are the final stages. They are inhuman! I .. I'm going to end this here. I think I hear something. Protect your families! Get out of Subeta as quick as you can!
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[NPC] Titania McGee
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cool! I want to be infected!
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*cacklesnort* I come on subeta after finally having internet returnd to me after MONTHS, and find this zombie epidemic thingy everywhere. XD Will someone please explain what's going on?
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OMG!! WILL SOMEONE TELL ME HOW U BITE??????????????? PLZ?
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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i no i dont look like i have a desease but i have little tiny pink hearts. (and b4 i had the heart disease but i cured it.)
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PLZ TELL ME HOW TO BITE PPL!!!???
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I want to get infected!
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O_______O ZOMBIES?! *flees*
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hbootsman_364
I...want...to...get...bitten <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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herbal
Could we possible save the still-healthy subetians if we'd loaded them in a spaceship and sent them in Atebus?
But mmmm.. Being a zombie is still so nice~ And now we still have fresh meat to~ eat.
But mmmm.. Being a zombie is still so nice~ And now we still have fresh meat to~ eat.
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bite meh <333
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Chakra
i'm infected with.. what? Recently got an event i'm feeling strange. been to the healer, but he shows me a picture of a silhouet with a question mark on it. O.o so.. i'm not infected. XD
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Oeskathine
-flails arms around- D;
;3; i dont want my disease to leave!
i love my disease -arm falls off- o:
;3; i dont want my disease to leave!
i love my disease -arm falls off- o:
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Sirenia
Get out of Subeta as quick as you can! not we are here mwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh come to mamma pretty one i wont hurt.
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This is kinda interesting !
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Inhuman? Moi? Heh heh heh. *evil grin*
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Are we Zombies going to turn on each other? *Licks lips* I say we go for the pink ones with hearts all over them first. Then move on to the lower levels. *Formulates plan*
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can someone bite me? xD
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raadst
Oh look at all the zombies here. 0-0
I want to find out what happens next here. Geez I'm so impatient. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
I want to find out what happens next here. Geez I'm so impatient. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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You sure it isn't just freckles?
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You cannot hide from us!
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*inhuman hiss behind the bird mask*
We'll sssssaaave you Titania... Yessssssss...
We'll sssssaaave you Titania... Yessssssss...
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Bite me.
I'm freaking serious. Zombie time for Miss Dauster.
-waves hand-
I'm freaking serious. Zombie time for Miss Dauster.
-waves hand-
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<b>Quote By Hyogail:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">
ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat? </blockquote>
We move on to lower level zombies
ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat? </blockquote>
We move on to lower level zombies
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Vampyrous
I want to have the diseaseeeee. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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TITIANA YOU'RE NEXT
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so..... could someone bite me then?
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deadncrazy
...hmmmm Zombie plague right at around Valentines Day....
Yep Keith hate Valentines Day
ZOMBIES! XDDD
Yep Keith hate Valentines Day
ZOMBIES! XDDD
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Merry
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Has anyone actually managed a successful bit to our mysterious news reporter?</blockquote>
Yep. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
"You bit them, and infected them with your virus!"
OM NOM NOM
Yep. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
"You bit them, and infected them with your virus!"
OM NOM NOM
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Foxywifey
No tits mcgee you can't be nom nom-ed ; - ; We'll hide at the winchester together X3 Shaun will save us all <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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TaeBae
Has anyone actually managed a successful bit to our mysterious news reporter? It is very odd that she showed when the virus did. Hmm.. Interesting. If anyone got a successful bite. Comment me. I want to know. Good luck Titania on surviving in your basement
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Dang, I sure wish someone would bite me ;D
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I know! She's actually Skitters. She just stuffs like a whole box of tissues for each boob O8
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phibrizzo
Yeah, It was HER!!! Just look at this creepy eves... She used us at her experiments <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Thanks a lot! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I do love my *inhuman* life-after-death <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Thanks a lot! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> I do love my *inhuman* life-after-death <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Nostalgia_507
hey, she was here when this started. Maybe she is the reason behind this virus strain?
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i am vampire completely the only thing i can do is hunt for people save me help
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and how do u bite people? *drools*
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does anyone know what the POINT of this is? Is there a cure as of right now? O.O
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Kiei_Neko
But. But. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Skitters doesn't have bewbs. If she's Skitters, then that must mean her tits are fake. O-o *blink*
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I was thinking that too lol. XD
...nyuuurghh....tiittsss....TITTTSS....
...nyuuurghh....tiittsss....TITTTSS....
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Magan
Subeta probably decided to infect us all to prevent vomiting from an overflow of lovey-dovey hearts and pink frilly things. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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DreamsInPink
Event!
You have been bitten by Emmy168! You now have the disease virus!
So what are we supposed to DO??
You have been bitten by Emmy168! You now have the disease virus!
So what are we supposed to DO??
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grawwrawfragglerabbllee <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /><
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Cj
....I think we all can agree with me when I say THIS VIRUS ISNT HARMLESS ANYMORE!
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still cool
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still cool
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Luskalilly
She the starter of it! she came into subeta and now were all gettin sick.. shes the carrier
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Oh, Titania. I knew this would happen. -examines hands-
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Stormwolf3x
Maybe you shouldn't have given out your location... Zombies can read the newspaper also... *grins*
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Spleeeeens... spleeeeeeennnnnsss...
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-evil giggle-
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no one has bitten me so i'm happy
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Sorry Titania....there's no where safe from us now...:E
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Jescieka
Lol I'm kinda glad you haven't got it Titania, imagine you with boobitus :0
Is that armband new..? Or is it just me?
Is that armband new..? Or is it just me?
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Goddess
Why would we leave Subeta now? This zombie thing is AWSOME! xD
And for all you non-zombie losers, you'd better fly to Atebus because we won't stop biting until you're all one of us!
And for all you non-zombie losers, you'd better fly to Atebus because we won't stop biting until you're all one of us!
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i have been bit yesterday by a level 8 and i am now level 8 this is my last word before im fully zombie survivors run i hope doctors find a cure for me
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tasogare
I just got it that she's based off of "Tits McGee" from Anchorman...why didn't I get it sooner? xD sorry, Tits, but one of us is gonna get you sooner or later...
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-nom nom-
what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? *gulp*
what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? *gulp*
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-nom nom-
what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? *gulp*
what exactly is the point of the viruses? does anyone know? O.O will we ever...get better? *gulp*
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Marine
...
*exclamation point in a yellow bubble appears above head*
Grrrawwwr... grraawwwrrlllll, foooddd...
*exclamation point in a yellow bubble appears above head*
Grrrawwwr... grraawwwrrlllll, foooddd...
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BRAAAIIIIINNNNNS.. and baby penguins
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Koala_952
OMG my nose is just like Michael Jackson´s....Titania I hope you don´t have to suffer from this....
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Rofl.
I'm still not infected.
I just dunno if I want it or not.
But you can't run, Titania!
I'm still not infected.
I just dunno if I want it or not.
But you can't run, Titania!
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Drama drama.
NOM NOM!
NOM NOM!
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Jessari
"We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you."
Or the vitally challenged. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Or the vitally challenged. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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JOIN usss.....uurrghh....veeinss....me want your veeinns...*vampire zombie*
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yes i got the surviver achievement so now can someone infect me? im bored
no hearts
no hearts
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TrashPrinceDio
Hah, bite you, Tits Vagee?
I don't think so, I could catch something much worse that what I have now.
I don't think so, I could catch something much worse that what I have now.
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I want to be a zombie!
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Yokujin
Thanks for the news Titania, I'm currently in my house with all doors and windows locked. I covered the chimney and hid the outside doors to the basement. I don't want to be a zombie. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> All my friend are nu flesh-eating unstoppable creatures who want nothing less then take a bite of my skin. It's very scary here with me waiting till everything is over and the zombies outside trying to get in. I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one survivor, and all we can do now is wait till this horrible nightmare is over. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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aw, and here i was, so sure that she had turned into skitters. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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muahahahahahaha she'll never suspect it was me that snuck into her bedroom and bit her breast nominominom
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Her right boob is mine ! And the "between her legs area" *whistle*
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SpectrumSurfer
We prefer to be called the living impaired; thank you.
Too late now darling... undeath is immanent... But if you want you can go down fighting. Though you're no Legend.
Too late now darling... undeath is immanent... But if you want you can go down fighting. Though you're no Legend.
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Anshin
*twirls baseball bat and grins ferally at Titania*
Come out, come out, wherever you are...you can't hide forever, little girl. We'll get you too in the end.
Come out, come out, wherever you are...you can't hide forever, little girl. We'll get you too in the end.
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<b>Quote By "Kaitlyn98670":</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Skyline you\'ve seen \'The Hills have Eyes\' haven\'t you?</blockquote>
Nope. But those boobies seem MUCH better than some brains ...
Nope. But those boobies seem MUCH better than some brains ...
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"QUICK! To the Winchester!!!"
Oh yeah <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Oh yeah <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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SkeletonKey_305
I still stand by my prediction that Dr. Asmodeus and/or Louis L'Amour will come to the rescue.
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SkeletonKey_305
Oh, Titania! Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with a big fat drama bomb?
Undead equality! End the prejudice!
Undead equality! End the prejudice!
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@Xii
She IS wearing a pendant. I tried to bite her like.. 100 times in a row. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
She IS wearing a pendant. I tried to bite her like.. 100 times in a row. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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QUICK! To the Winchester!!!
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Vincento
Hey.. Titania.. do you wanna come to dinner? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Bagheera23608
I'm with TotallySpacedOut. Off to Atebus. I mean, the other option is Neopets and I'm NOT going there, lol!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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I can haz a bite? /pretty eyes/ ... or well, I could make them, if my HA still had them XD
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If she was that afraid of infection, you'd think she would have shelled out the 5k for the pendant <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> Titania's going to be one hot zombie though xD
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Out of Subeta? So.. mass evacuation to Atebus? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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Morticia
Leave Subeta? And go where? Tssk tsssk tsssk. Kick of those shakles of life and enjoy (like soooo many of us) the afterlife.
Dinner?
Dinner?
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
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Titanias' HA should have red blotches on her hands xD
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Crap that. = = "
I was uninfected till few hours ago when I just logged in.
I was uninfected till few hours ago when I just logged in.
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I'm still not affected.
Stop being so dramatic Titania. -.-;
Stop being so dramatic Titania. -.-;
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Lumos_san
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> *pats Titiania*
Don't worry, hun. :> It's MUCH better then hanging around being normal. Doesn't hurt a bit.
Don't worry, hun. :> It's MUCH better then hanging around being normal. Doesn't hurt a bit.
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How about I take the brains and you guys can have whatever is left over <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Sounds like a deal to me!
Sounds like a deal to me!
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Brains? I want her boobies. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> -wut?
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*pounds on basement window*
I WANNNNNTTTT BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!
*drools*
I WANNNNNTTTT BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!
*drools*
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Snap, Snap... Raises boney hands and points at you... we are coming... better run... it makes the chase more fun.
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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAIINNNNNNNSSSSS -scratches at windows-
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Hyogail
ONOES Fellow zombies! I just thought of something. What happens when we run out of brains to eat? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Malibu
Skyline you've seen 'The Hills have Eyes' haven't you?
Poor, poor Titiana. I hope you have energy bars in that basement. I salute your efforts ^^.
Poor, poor Titiana. I hope you have energy bars in that basement. I salute your efforts ^^.
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loopa
got mine. i can't leave the planet dangit. i must live here. space is no place for a zombie...the food sucks.
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Vidar
Oh, being a zombie ain't that bad. If you become a zombie we can trade recipes (for braaaaaiiiinsssssss! ) n.n
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BladeRunner
You know that saying.. if you can't beat 'em.. Join 'em!.... Seriously, we have hungry mouths to feed. Its like donating to charity.
JUST DO IT
JUST DO IT
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Ophelia_886
Oh, poor Titania. If only the need for Subetan achievements had not driven me to join the enemy, I would give you a hug.
And, um, I'm sure that rash is just a scratch, dear. No need to worry.
And, um, I'm sure that rash is just a scratch, dear. No need to worry.
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Chul
Poor Titania, I'm still safe <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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*pant* *pant* Must *pant* lick a*pant* and bite *pant* Titania *pant* *haa**haa* *sigh* *pant* Must suck on Titania's watermelons *pant* *drool* ^^
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aww poor titania<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />....come, let me eat you..ehh I mean help you
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Lai
-snuggles her- Even though Im a zombie, this news post makes my heart ache for her <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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MysticGothic
Thank you Titania for that news, I hope you will be alright. I would not want you getting zombiefied, what would we do?
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Tennyo
Bye bye Tits McGee... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Wow another!
I missed the first. o_x;
I missed the first. o_x;
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Merry
Night of the Living Dead, anyone? <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
YAYYY
YAYYY
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you are now one of us, titiana!
BRAIIINzz!!!
BRAIIINzz!!!
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SEA
I actually feel quite sorry for you...you sound so scared <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Sundance
Yayyy, got all 7 so far. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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