Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!

I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.

And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.
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Posted by [NPC] Elwood

jeazard

Thank you, Elwood, wuv you! =D
Here's to the 'wood! XDXDXD
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Merry_664

I LOL'D SO HARD.

How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
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Catherine

Do you have the fireworks that are shaped like cowboy hats?
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Venom

Perfect pick me up, thanks for the laugh
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n_nV

Wow....
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fail

YES. Love elwood. ♥
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Emili

Oh, no! Elwood day is almost over!
I must dress for the occasion.
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Suzaku

Give Matters or Elwood Day sucks.

/kidding
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Alaska

haha, wood.
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LittleStereo

Elwood sucks.
Or maybe.. Sucks Elwood.
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Loki

Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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Lexigraph

My friend totally stuck me with your 'wood, so I stuck her back.
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Muerte

Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.

Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
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toilet

lol wow.
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Eschebone

I've seen his impressive wood for myself, believe me. XD
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Gabriel

I think I'm gonna throw up from laughing so hard at this. xD
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Tennyo

lol wood...
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Bowser

Best. Obscure. Joke. EVER.


CURES CANCER AND FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
THAT'S SOME IMPRESSIVE WOOD
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Groove

I like this ♥
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hollo

YES! Elwood has this day it is so grand! I shed tears of joy. :'D
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Fallenemiko

*totally has green(ish) hair *
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kittiocity

...can elwood's cancer-curing hunger-feeding sticker find out who killed vernon?
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Hetalia

OMG FINALLY AN ELWOOD DAY. 8D
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Daydream

WOO ELWOOD <3
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FCoD

Lol, good one Subeta.
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Kyphoscoliosis

I love Subeta's suggestive jokes. Damn I love you guys <33333
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Burney

Wood? Haha that's a great pun.
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Faun_171

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>

QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
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Cassadaga

lmao.
oh good ole wood jokes.
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MGMT

I'll make sure to flash my 'wood to the world.
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KyotoAngel

Woo Hoo! Finally a holiday other than Morostide worth celebrating!
xD
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Elektroloop

Adriette would love Elwood
she is such a big slu....lady!
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Doe

It actually happened. xD

Happy Elwood Day!

Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
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AjaTheNile

thats right dude show off your wood
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Meepsworth

OH HELLZ YES.

Happy Elwood Day!

*nudges Elwood* Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
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Arty



'WOOD YOU THA' MAN
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Rarity

"Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!
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Glitter

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>

THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
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xxSweet_Dreamer

LOL.

Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
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KittyKatAmy

Happy Elwood day~! *giggle*
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Berkirly

Elwood you are luuuuv!!!
*hugs Elwood*
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adakie

Well if it isn't my favorite guy in all Subeta. You deserve your own day baby. ;3
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Alex

I LOVE YOU ELWOOD
wtf blank comment below v___v
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Magik

It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!

HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
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KadoTheCat

I can has wood? Yay!
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Twisted_Pretzel

WHOO HOO YEAH BOYE
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Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
You rock. Whoot!
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AsteriskNova

'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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ghost

The Wiz just asked for the Elwood Following book earlier, too.
/dodges thrown panties
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Salt

...BUT I ALREADY HAVE MY PANTS OFF.
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Lin

LOL. I love you Eliwood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I WILL HORDE YOUR STICKER WITH PRIDE.
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Memory

Actually.
I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD
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Treggify

i wish it was april fools haha

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Aquatic_Kimothy

I lawled. xD Happy Elwood Day!
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DaBluMeanie

found you!
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KhepriRa

Because of this i'm gonna put your face on my fridge. I have to tell you, not a lot of people get their face on my fridge!
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calvinee

AHAHAHAHA.
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Immortelle

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Life

ROFL. Anyone else think of Ariel's bouncing 'wood billboard when they read this?
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Dent

YEEEEAH ELWOOOD.
MY MAIN MAN.
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Beowulf

you are so cute!
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[claps]
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Peppermint

*CRACKS UP* Oh man, I didn't know you seriously were going to do an Elwood day when you came into the SB! 8'D I almost excepted there to be random pieces of wood floating around Subeta, LOL!

ILU Elwood. c':
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Duskmoon

I LOOKED AT THIS WHEN THERE WERE SIXTY-NINE COMMENTS. I LAWLED.

Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?
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fotfoh

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
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Litsue

Nice wood man.
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NAT

<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F33e0b3q.jpg" target="_blank">ELWOOD POSTED A PIC OF HIS WOOD</a>

what a slut
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facebook

ahah nice.
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RoboBread

I'D RATHER NOT SHOW MY WOOD OFF, ELLY BABY.
;c
You can have this instead.

...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
-heart-
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AdamRose444

yay i got some wood lol
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Nathan

CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.
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chalara9696

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Drayk

EVERYONE CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME 'WOOD
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Tiara90456

oh dear
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waltz

FINALLY!

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Amon

I think the last two morostide had NPCs with different characters.. XD
(meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
Happy Elwood day. ^^
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Inknote

I LOVE YOU ELWOOD! *fangirl scream and panties thrown*
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ilu&#9829;
/flashes wood to Elwood
I got a splinter. :c
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Instinct

I laughed really loud in the middle of class at this xD
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Bundy

Sounds like he should go talk to Garrett... or maybe he IS Garrett in disguise xD Not just because of his new ghetto-speak mind you because Garrett is pretty well spoken... it's just all this talk of wood... I think Garrett might be able to relate xD
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Fade_464

xD. I love Elwood.
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Poco

I HAVE MORNING WOOD
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Stilettos

ROFLMFAO!! That was the greatest thing I have read ALL month =) Thanks Subeta!
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Mod

XD Happy Elwood Day!
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TrashPrinceDio

Since when does this guy talk like a wigger?
I am disappoint.
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Murdoc

Subeta proves our super maturity with all of the *-giggle @ wood-* posts, hahaha. this post is so cute. :p
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Pyralis

LMFAO I love you Subeta Team.
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Perks

LOL Kudos Subeta Team.
LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

-flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

Happy Elwood day everyone!
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Dews

hee-hee, woody...
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Autobot

GAHAHA I LOL'D HEARTILY

I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.
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Alan

Aww Elwood. You're so cute.
Happy Elwood day, lol.
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sugarmuffin1572

Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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antler

I'll flash my 'wood if you do. ;o
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CHANEL

Mmm, yes. A happy wood day for all.
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Acute

Dirty wood flashers! D8 There are... Sorta children around!
Haha, HAPPY ELWOOD DAY! 8D
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LOUD

*flashes the WOOD*
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[NPC] Elwood

Where is your green hair? You should be wearing green hair in tribute to the splendor of the 'wood! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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aquarius

LOL
yay for new stickers~
<s>and 'wood day</s>
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Krynne

Flashing wood ROFL!!!!!!! I love it! Thank you!!!!
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Ussike

Happy Elwood Day!
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Fallenemiko

LMAO
greeaaaat this totaly wont go strait to your head dude
(oh you and your wood)
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Blastoise

XDDDDD
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Monologue

Fireworks? I like fireworks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

*wants fireworks to come on*
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Molotov_628

You're the man, Elwood.
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Tyhus

I know all about you showing your <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk134%2FFreddie_The_Dog%2FElwood.png" target="_blank">'wood</a> off. Was absolutely hilarious though.

Happy Elwood Day to all!
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troublemaker

I LOL'D.
Happy Elwood Day. 8D
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PUNK

'It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly" ' Well I lol'ed xD
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Steffeni

I HAVE WOOD FOR YOU, ELWOOD.
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PaisleyAnn

LMAO. Nicely put, Elwood.
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Mikazuki

Happy Elwood Day!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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end

rofl
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Luchs

Lol. Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Garyx

FLASHIN' WOODY AROUND. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Yay for Elwood Day! @--(--
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Jenni

LOL ILY ELWOOD
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Yarn

Ha ha ha! Fantastic!
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BERLIN

I LOVE YOU. oh, I'm poor <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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PopieTart

Happy Elwood Day.
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OM HOLY FG THEY'RE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGING ELWOOD DAY YESSSSS
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Kaiyo

Happy Elwood Day! lol
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SEA

LOL you know we love your 'wood'.


OKAY SORRY.
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ATROCITY

AWESOME <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

*runs to get it*
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ROCK

*Flashes Wood at everyone*

MUAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SAW MY WOOD!
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Piinke

Hahahah
I deffo lol'd. :]
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Gambler

yay!
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space

Ahaha, that's great!
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MurDerWolf

no talking about me =O ?
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Mischief

hurray for wood!
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runaway

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shatzy

ROFL!!!! love it
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Gabbyinpjs_327

YAY <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Pink

ilu elwood.
xD
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Jovi

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY.
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