- Subeta

Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!

I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.

And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/10 4:53 pm Leave Comment

jeazard @

Thank you, Elwood, wuv you! =D
Here's to the 'wood! XDXDXD

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Merry @

I LOL'D SO HARD.

How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.

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Cath @

Do you have the fireworks that are shaped like cowboy hats?

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Venom @

Perfect pick me up, thanks for the laugh

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n_nV @

Wow....

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fail @

YES. Love elwood. ♥

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Emili @

Oh, no! Elwood day is almost over!
I must dress for the occasion.

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Suzaku @

Give Matters or Elwood Day sucks.

/kidding

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Alaska @

haha, wood.

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LittleStereo @

Elwood sucks.
Or maybe.. Sucks Elwood.

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Loki_826 @

Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

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Lexigraph @

My friend totally stuck me with your 'wood, so I stuck her back.

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Muerte @

Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.

Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD

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toilet @

lol wow.
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Eschebone @

I've seen his impressive wood for myself, believe me. XD

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nicolas @

I think I'm gonna throw up from laughing so hard at this. xD

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Tennyo @

lol wood...

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Bowser @

Best. Obscure. Joke. EVER.

CURES CANCER AND FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
THAT'S SOME IMPRESSIVE WOOD

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Groove @

I like this ♥

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hollo @

YES! Elwood has this day it is so grand! I shed tears of joy. :'D

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Fallenemiko @

*totally has green(ish) hair *

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kittiocity @

...can elwood's cancer-curing hunger-feeding sticker find out who killed vernon?

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Hetalia @

OMG FINALLY AN ELWOOD DAY. 8D

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Daydream @

WOO ELWOOD <3

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FCoD @

Lol, good one Subeta.

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Noir_212 @

WE <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> ELWOOD.

c:
Awesome that this actually happened~

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Kyphoscoliosis @

I love Subeta's suggestive jokes. Damn I love you guys <33333

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Burney @

Wood? Haha that's a great pun.

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Faun_171 @

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>

QFT on this glorious Elwood day.

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Cassadaga @

lmao.
oh good ole wood jokes.

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MGMT @

I'll make sure to flash my 'wood to the world.

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QueenOfImladris @

Woo Hoo! Finally a holiday other than Morostide worth celebrating!
xD

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Elektroloop @

Adriette would love Elwood
she is such a big slu....lady!

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Doe @

It actually happened. xD

Happy Elwood Day!

Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

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AjaTheNile @

thats right dude show off your wood

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Meepsworth @

OH HELLZ YES.

Happy Elwood Day!

*nudges Elwood* Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?

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Arty @

♥

'WOOD YOU THA' MAN

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Rarity @

"Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!

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Glitter @

<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>

THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.

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Hana @

LOL.

Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.

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KittyKatAmy @

Happy Elwood day~! *giggle*

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Berkirly @

Elwood you are luuuuv!!!
*hugs Elwood*

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adakie @

Well if it isn't my favorite guy in all Subeta. You deserve your own day baby. ;3

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alex @

I LOVE YOU ELWOOD
wtf blank comment below v___v

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Magik @

It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!

HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-

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KadoTheCat @

I can has wood? Yay!

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Twisted_Pretzel @

WHOO HOO YEAH BOYE

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User not found: @

Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
You rock. Whoot!

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AsteriskNova @

'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />

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ghost_935 @

The Wiz just asked for the Elwood Following book earlier, too.
/dodges thrown panties

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MEAT @

...BUT I ALREADY HAVE MY PANTS OFF.

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DNA_558 @

I know -I've- got 'wood. 8D

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Lin @

LOL. I love you Eliwood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I WILL HORDE YOUR STICKER WITH PRIDE.

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Memory @

Actually.
I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD

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Treggify @

i wish it was april fools haha

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Aquatic_Kimothy @

I lawled. xD Happy Elwood Day!

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DaBluMeanie @

found you!

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KhepriRa @

Because of this i'm gonna put your face on my fridge. I have to tell you, not a lot of people get their face on my fridge!

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calvinee @

AHAHAHAHA.

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Immortelle @

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Life @

ROFL. Anyone else think of Ariel's bouncing 'wood billboard when they read this?

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Dent @

YEEEEAH ELWOOOD.
MY MAIN MAN.

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Beowulf @

you are so cute!

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Shalashaska @

I love you.

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User not found: @

[claps]

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Peppermint @

*CRACKS UP* Oh man, I didn't know you seriously were going to do an Elwood day when you came into the SB! 8'D I almost excepted there to be random pieces of wood floating around Subeta, LOL!

ILU Elwood. c':

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Duskmoon @

I LOOKED AT THIS WHEN THERE WERE SIXTY-NINE COMMENTS. I LAWLED.

Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?

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fotfoh @

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Litsue @

Nice wood man.

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NAT @

<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F33e0b3q.jpg" target="_blank">ELWOOD POSTED A PIC OF HIS WOOD</a>

what a slut

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facebook @

ahah nice.

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RoboBread @

I'D RATHER NOT SHOW MY WOOD OFF, ELLY BABY.
;c
You can have this instead.

...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
-heart-

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AdamRose444 @

yay i got some wood lol

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Jinx @

CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.

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chalara9696 @

THAT'S WHAT HE SAID <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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Drayk @

EVERYONE CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME 'WOOD

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Tiara90456 @

oh dear

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waltz @

FINALLY!

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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Amon @

I think the last two morostide had NPCs with different characters.. XD
(meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
Happy Elwood day. ^^

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Inknote @

I LOVE YOU ELWOOD! *fangirl scream and panties thrown*

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User not found: @

ilu♥
/flashes wood to Elwood
I got a splinter. :c

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Instinct @

I laughed really loud in the middle of class at this xD

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Bundy @

Sounds like he should go talk to Garrett... or maybe he IS Garrett in disguise xD Not just because of his new ghetto-speak mind you because Garrett is pretty well spoken... it's just all this talk of wood... I think Garrett might be able to relate xD

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Fade_464 @

xD. I love Elwood.

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Poco @

I HAVE MORNING WOOD

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Stilettos @

ROFLMFAO!! That was the greatest thing I have read ALL month =) Thanks Subeta!

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Mod @

XD Happy Elwood Day!

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TrashPrinceDio @

Since when does this guy talk like a wigger?
I am disappoint.

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Murdoc @

Subeta proves our super maturity with all of the *-giggle @ wood-* posts, hahaha. this post is so cute. :p

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Pyralis @

LMFAO I love you Subeta Team.

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Perks @

LOL Kudos Subeta Team.
LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

-flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />

Happy Elwood day everyone!

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Dews @

hee-hee, woody...

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Nuke @

GAHAHA I LOL'D HEARTILY

I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.

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Alan @

Aww Elwood. You're so cute.
Happy Elwood day, lol.

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Nail @

oh elwood, you're my favourite.

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Moonbeam @

Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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antler @

I'll flash my 'wood if you do. ;o

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CHANEL_911 @

Mmm, yes. A happy wood day for all.

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Acute @

Dirty wood flashers! D8 There are... Sorta children around!
Haha, HAPPY ELWOOD DAY! 8D

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LOUD @

*flashes the WOOD*

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ladyarah @

YAY! Hurray for Elwood Day!
I'm so proud! *sniffles*

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[NPC] Elwood @ STAFF

Where is your green hair? You should be wearing green hair in tribute to the splendor of the 'wood! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />

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aquarius_518 @

LOL
yay for new stickers~
<s>and 'wood day</s>

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Krynne @

Flashing wood ROFL!!!!!!! I love it! Thank you!!!!

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Ussike @

Happy Elwood Day!

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Fallenemiko @

LMAO
greeaaaat this totaly wont go strait to your head dude
(oh you and your wood)

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Blastoise @

XDDDDD

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Monologue @

Fireworks? I like fireworks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />

*wants fireworks to come on*

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Azriel @

You're the man, Elwood.

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Tyhus @

I know all about you showing your <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk134%2FFreddie_The_Dog%2FElwood.png" target="_blank">'wood</a> off. Was absolutely hilarious though.

Happy Elwood Day to all!

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