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Loner has a minion!

Buddy the Panki

Loner
Legacy Name: Loner

The

Common Montre
Owner: Okiama

Age: 21 years, 2 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 26th, 2004

Adopted: 21 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 26th, 2004 (Legacy)

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Statistics

Level: 35
Strength: 87
Defense: 70
Speed: 52
Health: 53
HP: 52/53
Intelligence: 225
Books Read: 218
Food Eaten: 182
Job: Head of Competitions

I don't know what you guys want to read here. My owner slipped this paper under my door during the middle of last night thinking she was sly. The worst part is she wrote in purple crayon in the top margin: "Write your description :)" This is her...I understand that, but why does it have to be so loony here all the time?

I was Flo's first pet. First created, first choice. With a wonderful Montre to follow her what kind of astonishing name did she come up with to represent such a handsome character? ...Loner. No, I'm not even kidding. Loner. Why? Because I look like a goddamn loner? Wow. Thanks for the label.

So, I guess it's not untrue for I am very much a Loner in all aspects. In fact, I'm not even that bitter about the name. I think what bugs me is I haven't been colored yet. Most of the pets who were adopted got colored pretty quickly. Big and I would sit together and talk about how we were the original two, the first two pets made on the first day, so it didn't matter that we were commons but on 11/11/11 I went up to Big's room to snoop and she is laying on her bed all nonchalant. "Oh, hey Loner." She's glowing baby blue and her wings are about three times longer and thinner than they originally were. Okay, I'm exaggerating but she really was this glowing baby blue. She even had these weird golden designs shining on her skin under her chandelier. What the fuck?

Yeah, I'm still bitter about that. We were supposed to be commons together. Okay...well it's not her fault and she's a giant glam queen. She is always trying her best to be as pretty as possible, so it makes sense Flo finally granted Big's wish but now I'm stuck. Flo told me once I'd get to be the last painted because I'm "the best for last". I think it's some sort of lousy excuse for her indecisiveness.

I am really a huge loner. I'm the guy who sits in the park on the bench and your mom takes you to the other playground at the other park because I'm probably going to a) steal you or b) look at you the wrong way. I can't say I've ever had a real friend before. I don't do well in crowds. If I'm walking around the streets I'm alone. Same for when I'm flying or in the woods...or in the store..or in my room. Basically, I only interact with my family and that's because we eat dinner together, go on vacation together, and complain together. That's about it. In a way that rules and in another way it sucks.

Now that I think about it I really am pretty creepy. I'm not even close with my family but the minions are okay. I can talk to them. But..God...I just can't talk to anyone really. Most of the time I just go into whoever I want to talk to's room and they are usually never there because unlike me they have lives so I just stand in the doorway for a good minute. The smells of their room always tempt me and one thing leads to another I am usually in their toy box or closet or looking under their bed or under their pillow. It's a matter of curiosity really. I can't know them well verbally so I feel the need to know them somehow.

It's okay though. I know how to keep a secret.