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Tak has a minion!
Blaine the Wayne
Blaine the Wayne
Tak
Legacy Name: Tak
The
Common Experiment #1550Owner:
BalloonAge: 11 years, 8 months, 2 weeks
Born: June 26th, 2014
Adopted: 11 years, 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: June 26th, 2014
Pet Spotlight Winner
December 24th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 1,252
- Strength: 3,096
- Defense: 3,102
- Speed: 3,090
- Health: 3,090
- HP: 3,090/3,090
- Intelligence: 2,814
- Books Read: 2376
- Food Eaten: 8638
- Job: Director of SAI
Soma dies; pneuma departs; only sarx remains.
So it has always been; so shall it always be; life sucks, then you die.
- Tak in Desperation by Stephen King
Tak is an eldritch entity who dwells in Nonexistence, possibly but not necessarily a tesseract. He cannot take a physical form, but he has tried multiple times to exist in the physical universes by using other organisms as host bodies. He has been unsuccessful thus far and is currently trapped between alternate physical universes.
Perhaps he is lonely, as he seems to have gathered a number of Matter companions.
Credits
• Profile by Balloon
• Image from the Desperation movie, edited by Balloon
• Background image by Parée
Pet Treasure
The Beam
Experiment 1550 Plushie
Experiment 1550 Beanbag
Pile of Experiment Plushies
Eerie Spatial Rift Sticker
Dark Matter Crossing Road Sign
Dark Matter
Darker Matter
Tainted Matter
Light Matter
Spark Matter
Discordant Matter
Possessed Bits of Matter
Dark Goddess Tools
Ink Matter
Musical Matter
Rave Matter
Pollen Matter
Dust Matter
Darkmatter Sugar Pixie
Crazy Matter
Particle Matter
Watercolor Matter
Watercolor Matter Sticker
Nuclear Matter
Time Matter
Rift Matter
Alien Matter
Cake Matter
Firework Matter
Celebrating Dark Matter
Bottled Love Matter
Love Matter: The Truth
Springtime Dark Matter
Hydro-Matter
Beach Ball Matter
Autumnal Matter
Darkmatter Scarecrow
Costumed Matter
Candy Matter
Skull Matter
Brain Matter
Spooky Matter
Vampire Matter
Pilgrim Matter
Holiday Dark Matter
Coal Matter
Gingerbread Matter
Frozen Matter
Snow Matter
Winter Raver
Meltoid
Soapoid
Leafoid
Suspicioid
Derpy Mint
Quark
Bottled Quark
Sparks
Dark Matter Sticker
Happy Dark Matter Sticker
Angry Dark Matter Sticker
Sleepy Dark Matter Beanbags
Annoyed Dark Matter Beanbag
Darkmatter Fruit
Darkmatter Fuzzy Smiley Plushie
Darkmatter Pet Rock
Bottled Dark Matter
Dark Matter Jawbreakers
Malerias Dark Matter Jawbreakers
Darkmatter Sun Hat
Darkmatter Hipottu Bombs
Darkmatter Wind Chime
Darkmatter Billiard Ball
Darkmatter Gradient Pool Float
Darkmatter Hoodie
Darkmatter Bear Beanie
Darkmatter Cloth Warador Footgear
Darkmatter Neko
Darkmatter Blob Kitty
Darkwing
Basket of Marshmallow Matters
Stolen Candy Bag
Apple Darkmatter Lollipop
Stolen Ice Cream
Darkmatter Birthday Cake
Darkmatter Bonbon
Darkmatter Pie
Darkmatter Mallarchy Cookie
Darkmatter Gingerbread Man
Darkmatter Cookie Cheesecake
Grilled Darkmatter Sandwich
Darkmatter Stew
Darkmatter Sushi
Darkmatter Coated Pretzel
Darkmatter Chocolate Bar
Darkmatter Candy Cane
Darkmatter Spork
Darkmatter Spoon
Darkmatter Baster
Darkmatter Dishwasher
Darkmatter Pitcher
Darkmatter Firecracker
Malerias Snowball
Dark Feather
Darkmatter Puffy Hat
Dark Matter Costume
Glowing Darkmatter Pen
Darkmatter Sidewalk Chalk
Darkmatter Microphone
Darkmatter Umbrella
Darkmatter Hairpick
Darkmatter Mirror
Darkmatter Subreze
Darkmatter Piggy Bank
Darkmatter Deck Box
Darkmatter Feli Hot Water Bottle
Darkmatter VCR
Darkmatter Film
Darkmatter Toilet Paper
Darkmatter Sofa
Darkmatter Moon Rod
Darkmatter Star Rod
Darkmatter Six-Shooter
Darkmatter Sai
Darkmatter Short Sword
Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking
Broken Darkmatter Light Bulb
Darkmatter Pumpkin
A History of Dark Matter
Dark Matter Facts
Darkmatter Pet Care
Dark Confessions
The Truth about Matters
Minion Manners II
Matters of Autumn Fun
Darkmatter Blob Plushie
Grudge
Grudge Plushie
Darkmatter Malticorn Plushie
Darkmatter Magnus Plushie
Darkmatter Irion Beanbag
Darkmatter Antlephore Beanbag
Darkmatter Darkonite Beanbag
Darkmatter Rreign Beanbag