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Sausage has a minion!

Minion the Hotdogphug




Sausage
Legacy Name: Sausage


The Reborn Keeto
Owner: Destruction

Age: 11 years, 1 month, 2 weeks

Born: June 16th, 2015

Adopted: 11 years, 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: June 16th, 2015

Statistics


  • Level: 49
     
  • Strength: 16
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 66
     
  • Books Read: 66
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Toys Played: 0
  • Job: Burrito Stuffer


To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Anthony Bourdain

Pet Treasure


Soylent Sausage

Jumbo Hot Dog

Deli Bologna

Hot Dog

Charcoal Grill

Ketchup Corn Dog

Bloodred Hot Dog

Chili Cheese Hot Dog

Hot Dog with Relish

Hot Dog with Mustard

Hot Dog with Ketchup

Chili Hot Dog

Festive German Meal

Mustard Corn Dog

Nail Clipping Notdog

Pair of Hot Dogs

Plain Blood Sausage

Weisswurst

Currywurst

Blutwurst

Knackwurst

Frankfurters

Mettwurst

Sour Cream and Onion Cocktail Sausages

Chili Cocktail Sausages

Pizza Cocktail Sausages

Chicken Cocktail Sausages

Pepper Cocktail Sausages

Cajun Cocktail Sausages

Garlic Cocktail Sausages

Curry Cocktail Sausages

Vegetarian Cocktail Sausages

Braunschweiger

Alegarten Festive Meat Sub

Sausage and Kraut Alegarten Plate

Sausage and Potato Skillet

Sausage Pile

Sausage Sampler

Gelbwurst

Bockwurst

Bierwurst

Landjaeger Sausage

Thuringer Sausage

Wollwurst

Drei im Weggla

Cervelat Sausage

Jagdwurst

Sausage Party

Disgruntled Sausage Plushie

Alegarten Sausage Sticker

Kohlwurst

Bratwurst

Ketchup Corn Dog

Chunky Diarrhea Notdog

Mini Corn Dogs

Gruetzwurst

Eyeball Notdog

Weinerwurst

Vegan Wiener With Onions

Vegan Wiener Fully Loaded

Vegan Wiener Dog

Sausage Links

Pigs in Blankets

Burnt Hot Dog

Local Andouille Sausage

Local Bratwurst Sausage

Local Bulk Breakfast Sausage

Local Chorizo Sausage

Local Fennel Sausage

Pet Friends


Artisanal
Will you stop fawning over the aesthetic of your bread and just EAT IT already?

Arabica
Can always rely on you to make the best cup'a.

Carnivore
Girl, I get it. I really do. But you gotta reel yourself in some.

Pepperhead
Uh... Well... You know how your sister gets sometimes...