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Cloaca has a minion!

I will crap on everything said the Pigit




Cloaca
Legacy Name: Cloaca


The Custom Silver Fester
Owner: zwitter

Age: 7 years, 4 months, 1 day

Born: August 1st, 2015

Adopted: 7 years, 4 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: August 1st, 2015

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


"In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the intestinal, reproductive, and urinary tracts of certain animal species." - Wikipedia


SQUAWK
SQUAWK


Basic idea resident pigeon in Philadelphia. Talks about his favorite places to poop in Philly.

What up! I'm Phil. Just your happy go lucky pigeon that loves pooping on stuff! But come on, what pigeon DOESN'T like pooping on stuff.
You ever crap on a horse? HA YEAH it's great. Lousy ass tour rides fir tourists, I hate tourists. I know it ain't the horses fault but oh well. I like crappin' on stuff, Imma pigeon it's what I do, especially the these people. They stick out like sore thumbs, like if you fly over North Philly or Kensington nuthin but locals but over in those new shit hole neighborhoods like Norther Liberties or Fishtown nuthin but those ugly ass buildins. Fuckin' ugly, love shittin' on those.

There's nuthin' like shittin' on the old stuff too. Good ol' Willie Penn is like the best land mark to crap on. there's the Rocky statue too, beat that Stalon right on your face. I like the giant clothespin by City Hall, who doesn't wanna crap on that? Oh and the giant game pieces there too, check mate bitch! So me and the guys like tryn' to crap on the opposing teams down at the Lincoln Financial Field, it's never happened yet but fuck man when one of us does it's gonna be a glorious day. Been tryin' so hard to hit a Cowboy when they're here. GO EAGLES!

You wanna feel special? Shit on the mint, that's where the money's at. Literally ha! The arch way to Chinatown is fancy, nuthin' like a fancy shit. If you're feelin' brave try shittin' in the Eastern State Penitentiary at 3am, fuckin' spooky. Now if you want to do somethin' exotic the zoo is the place for you. Droppin' a load on a sleepin' lion is fantastic, fuck you cat! Now the Comcast buildin' is a challenge, it's so reflective I've flew into that shit a few times.

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