Malarkey has a minion!

Watchman Goby the Chagoi Koi

Legacy Name: Malarkey

The Hydrus Zasaba
Owner: Luck

Age: 4 years, 1 month, 4 days

Born: November 2nd, 2017

Adopted: 4 years, 1 month, 4 days ago

Adopted: November 2nd, 2017


  • Level: 37
  • Strength: 70
  • Defense: 20
  • Speed: 19
  • Health: 19
  • HP: 0/19
  • Intelligence: 26
  • Books Read: 25
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Villainous Henchmen

POW! Mark Malarkey, Pistol Shrimp

Boy this is a mess of code created by me trying to experiment.

9 Days
33 Levels
67 Strength

Background from here
Overlay, coding, content by Luck

Pet Treasure

Big Meaty Claws Sticker

Hero Water Pistol







Chonky Shrimp Beanbag

Bootlegger Fedora

Red Casual Tie

Cece Coast Button-Down Shirt

Gray Suspenders

Gray Slacks

Ship in a Bottle

Edible Kelp

Bog Bean Tangle

Flowing Hydrus Seaweed


Sesame Seaweed Salad

Citrus Seaweed Salad

Seaweed Chips

Entangled Abyssal Starfish

Entangled Pale Starfish

Entangled Teal Starfish

Entangled Purple Starfish

Cursed Green Coral

Cursed Pearlescent Coral


Broken Hydrus Coral

Coral Mermaid Top

White Sand

Sea Salt

Bad Luck Club Sticker

Saggitarius Scratchcard

Pie Scratchcard

Kumos Moon Scratchcard

Shinwa Scratchcard

Sebastian Phoenix Scratchcard

Malerias Gift Scratchcard

Calvin Blackmoon Scratchcard

Golden Glory Scratchcard

Black Lucky Slot Plushie

Blue Lucky Slot Plushie

Purple Lucky Slot Plushie

Hot Pink Lucky Slot Plushie

Red Lucky Slot Plushie

Turd Lucky Slot Plushie

Orange Lucky Slot Plushie

Yellow Lucky Slot Plushie

Ivory Lucky Slot Plushie

Slots Coin

76 Card Games

Card Sharking and How to Be Good at It

Magical Guardian Playing Card

Wild Ace Card

Ace of Clubs Sticker

Ace of Diamonds Sticker

Ace of Spades Sticker

Ace of Hearts Sticker

Nine of Hearts Playing Card

Nine of Spades Playing Card

Nine of Diamonds Playing Card

Nine of Clubs Playing Card

Ace of Hearts Eraser

Ace of Spades Eraser

Joker Card Eraser

Hand of Seven Cards

Crazy Eights Deck

Delish Decked Out Playing Cards

Gilded Playing Card Deck

Wooden Playing Cards Case

Dystopian Scavenged Deck of Cards

Kumos Playing Cards

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Fathers Day Poker Chips

Poker Chip Erasers

Old Coins

Non-Candy Coins

Stack of Coins

Make-It-Rain Wallet

Hustler Money Clip

Stack of Cash Plushie

Guide to Bluffing

White Dice Shaker

Tan Dice Shaker

Red Dice Shaker

Yellow Dice Shaker

Green Dice Shaker

Navy Dice Shaker

Purple Dice Shaker

Pink Dice Shaker

Black Dice Shaker

Lucky Die

Dice Plushie

Die Eraser

Random Dice

Bluffing Dice

Carnival Dice Sticker

Explosive Dark Matter Die

Dark Matter Dice

Love Dice

Snake Eyes

Death Dice

Four-Sided Dice

Random Fluffy Dice

Strange Dice Beanbag

Mauve Dangle Dice

Pink Dangle Dice

Orange Dangle Dice

Yellow Dangle Dice

Green Dangle Dice

Turquoise Dangle Dice

Blue Dangle Dice

Purple Dangle Dice

White Dangle Dice

How to Roll All Sevens

Rigged 7s Dice

Set of Loaded Dice

Lousy Cheater Shirt

Save More Money Resolution Sticker

Cash Money Now Sticker

Rain Check


Black Eyepatch

Cheap Fish Hook

Red Tinted Fishing Net Buoy

Copper Tinted Fishing Net Buoy

Green Tinted Fishing Net Buoy

Glass Fishing Net Buoy

Fisher Hook


Grumpy Crab

Ghost Crab

Solid Green Crab

Hermit Crab


How To: Safe Crackery

Tangled Bit of Netting

Breezy Bit of Netting

Tattered Bit of Netting

Pale Bit of Netting

Lobster Claw of Doom

Frankencluck (Right Claw)

Lucky Crabs Claw

Single Hermit Crab Feeler

Mages Magical Net

Red Bobber

Pink Bobber

Purple Bobber

Blue Bobber

Green Bobber

Shipwreck Plushie

Pet Friends