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Malarkey has a minion!
Watchman Goby the Chagoi Koi
Watchman Goby the Chagoi Koi
Malarkey
Legacy Name: Malarkey
The
Hydrus ZasabaOwner:
LuckAge: 6 years, 5 months, 3 weeks
Born: November 2nd, 2017
Adopted: 6 years, 5 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: November 2nd, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 43
- Strength: 74
- Defense: 20
- Speed: 19
- Health: 19
- HP: 19/19
- Intelligence: 46
- Books Read: 41
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: The Grifter
 | Malarkey: Hey, pal! Check this out! Just testing how much dialogue I can have here. How much can I say? Maybe we'll find out soon! |
 | Baloney: Looks like we found out that we can only have short conversations, huh boss? |
| | Malarkey: Ya don't talk that much anyway, ya big lug. |
| | Baloney: ............. |
| | Malarkey: Wonder how much longer til Luck figures out what the $&!? our story is about, anyway. We were created in 2013! |
| | Baloney: It's not looking good, boss. |
| | Malarkey: Gee, I hope the coding doesn't take up so much room that we don't have room for the content. When's that pet profile revamp anyway? |
| | Baloney: Beats me. |
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Everything else by Luck
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| | Malarkey: This is me and my girlfriend, Gabby. |
 | Gabby: Hi Mark! |
| | Malarkey: Hey sweetheart. Go ahead and tell 'em about yourself! |
Alias: Gabby
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Yellow Watchman Goby
Birthday: tba
Height: tba
Weight: tba
Occupation: tba
Alignment: tba
Pet Treasure
Big Meaty Claws Sticker
Hero Water Pistol
Bubble
Fancy Shrimp
Shrimp
Gamba
Jamba
Shrimpy
Caridea
Chonky Shrimp Beanbag
Shrimp Fried Rice Sticker
Bootlegger Fedora
Red Casual Tie
Cece Coast Button-Down Shirt
Gray Suspenders
Gray Slacks
Ship in a Bottle
Edible Kelp
Bog Bean Tangle
Flowing Hydrus Seaweed
Seaweed
Sesame Seaweed Salad
Citrus Seaweed Salad
Seaweed Chips
Entangled Abyssal Starfish
Entangled Pale Starfish
Entangled Teal Starfish
Entangled Purple Starfish
Cursed Green Coral
Cursed Pearlescent Coral
Coral
Broken Hydrus Coral
Coral Mermaid Top
White Sand
Sea Salt
Bad Luck Club Sticker
Saggitarius Scratchcard
Pie Scratchcard
Kumos Moon Scratchcard
Shinwa Scratchcard
Sebastian Phoenix Scratchcard
Malerias Gift Scratchcard
Calvin Blackmoon Scratchcard
Golden Glory Scratchcard
Black Lucky Slot Plushie
Blue Lucky Slot Plushie
Purple Lucky Slot Plushie
Hot Pink Lucky Slot Plushie
Red Lucky Slot Plushie
Turd Lucky Slot Plushie
Orange Lucky Slot Plushie
Yellow Lucky Slot Plushie
Ivory Lucky Slot Plushie
Slots Coin
76 Card Games
Card Sharking and How to Be Good at It
Magical Guardian Playing Card
Wild Ace Card
Ace of Clubs Sticker
Ace of Diamonds Sticker
Ace of Spades Sticker
Ace of Hearts Sticker
Nine of Hearts Playing Card
Nine of Spades Playing Card
Nine of Diamonds Playing Card
Nine of Clubs Playing Card
Ace of Hearts Eraser
Ace of Spades Eraser
Joker Card Eraser
Brown Mushroom Playing Cards
Purple Mushroom Playing Cards
Red Mushroom Playing Cards
Hand of Seven Cards
Crazy Eights Deck
Delish Decked Out Playing Cards
Gilded Playing Card Deck
Wooden Playing Cards Case
Dystopian Scavenged Deck of Cards
Kumos Playing Cards
Mismatched Playing Card Deck
Fathers Day Poker Chips
Poker Chip Erasers
Old Coins
Non-Candy Coins
Stack of Coins
Rainy Day Savings
Make-It-Rain Wallet
Hustler Money Clip
Stack of Cash Plushie
Guide to Bluffing
White Dice Shaker
Tan Dice Shaker
Red Dice Shaker
Yellow Dice Shaker
Green Dice Shaker
Navy Dice Shaker
Purple Dice Shaker
Pink Dice Shaker
Black Dice Shaker
Lucky Die
Dice Plushie
Die Eraser
Random Dice
Bluffing Dice
Chocolate Dice
Candy Dice
Carnival Dice Sticker
Explosive Dark Matter Die
Dark Matter Dice
Love Dice
Snake Eyes
Death Dice
Four-Sided Dice
Random Fluffy Dice
Strange Dice Beanbag
Mauve Dangle Dice
Pink Dangle Dice
Orange Dangle Dice
Yellow Dangle Dice
Green Dangle Dice
Turquoise Dangle Dice
Blue Dangle Dice
Purple Dangle Dice
White Dangle Dice
How to Roll All Sevens
Rigged 7s Dice
Set of Loaded Dice
Lousy Cheater Shirt
Save More Money Resolution Sticker
Cash Money Now Sticker
Rain Check
IOU Slip
Lobster
Black Eyepatch
Cheap Fish Hook
Red Tinted Fishing Net Buoy
Copper Tinted Fishing Net Buoy
Green Tinted Fishing Net Buoy
Glass Fishing Net Buoy
Fisher Hook
Crab
Grumpy Crab
Ghost Crab
Mega Claw Crab
Solid Green Crab
Hermit Crab
Tatampal
How To: Safe Crackery
Tangled Bit of Netting
Breezy Bit of Netting
Tattered Bit of Netting
Pale Bit of Netting
Lobster Claw of Doom
Frankencluck (Right Claw)
Lucky Crabs Claw
Giant Mud Crab Claw
Single Hermit Crab Feeler
Mages Magical Net
Pink Bobber
Red Bobber
Green Bobber
Blue Bobber
Purple Bobber
Black Bobber
Shipwreck Plushie