Toasted has a minion!

Jet the Mallow


The Reborn Blob
Owner: Griffey

Age: 1 year, 3 months, 4 weeks

Born: August 7th, 2018

Adopted: 1 year, 3 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: August 7th, 2018

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July 20th


  • Level: 0
  • Strength: 12
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 9
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Every big fluffy marshmallow has one dream, to make it on a s’more. As I sit here on this grocery store shelf, the mallows around me share horror stories of ways they have heard fellow mallows die. Some died dissolving in a cup of hot liquid or being eaten raw by a child even! For now, however, we all wait here on our shelf.
Ooh here comes a customer!!
“Please pick us, please pick us!” Every bag chants at the customer. The customer reaches out, oblivious, and grabs the bag next to us. So close. Then they reach out again! Finally, my bag is grabbed, and put into a shopping cart! This is the day I’ve been waiting for for so long!
It’s time to go! Why are you putting me back down? What is this long black moving thing?
Another person picks me up, and there’s a loud beep. Then into a giant bag I go, bundled up with my mallow mates next to another bag of mallows. Then we’re bundled up and put into a dark room. We sit here for a long while, until finally the room opens, and our customer picks us back up!
Into the house we go! Will we get a nice roomy living area until our day comes?
Our customer takes our package out of the plastic bag and takes us across the room. Wait, was that a child I just heard? That IS a child! Oh no, please don’t let that be my fate. Ahh here is our new home. This seems like a nice shelf. Plenty of room for us to stay until our day comes!
Time to relax and get comfortable! Let’s check out who else made the shelf!
Hmm interesting, besides me and my puffy comrades there are a few boxes of cereal, some potatoes, and what is that in the corner… Chocolate! Now that is a good sign! Everyone knows for a good s’more you need chocolate! I hear a sweet small voice from the potatoes.
“Hello! Welcome to the shelf! Do you know what you are here for?”
I look back to the potatoes. “I’m not sure!” I tell them, “But I desperately hope to make it onto a s’more someday… and I see some chocolate in the corner, so that’s a good sign!”

“It is indeed!” the potato answers, “I hope you get what you’re looking for, you deserve it!”
That is one kind, sweet potato. It is very nice to have nice shelf mates!
Then I hear from the kitchen, “I’m going to start on the sweet potato casserole for dinner!” My heart stops. Everyone knows what you top sweet potato casserole with. I see a hand reach out and grab the potatoes. Then the hand reaches out again, and after a pause, grabs the bag of marshmallows next to me.
Whew that was close… I want so much to be a dessert, not a silly casserole!
Supper comes and goes, and as things are quieting down I hear a child yell “Mommy can I have a marshmallow?” Oh no! The child wants to eat one of us raw!

The customer responds, “Only one, those are supposed to be for s’mores at the fire tonight!”
My heart is racing. I am so close to my dream! Yet here comes the child’s hand reaching for one of us!
Oh no! My friend Jet huffs and puffs as the child stuffs him into her mouth. What a terrible way to go. But that means soon it will be bonfire time! And with bonfire time the family will finally make me into a s’more!
A hand reaches onto the shelf again and grabs the pile of chocolate bars. Then reaches, and grabs my bag!
Outside I hear the crackle of a nice fire. If only I could get a little closer to the warmth, I’d love to feel it. I’m on top of the bag, this must be my time to shine! Soon a hand slides into the bag and grabs me. This is it, the moment I’ve been waiting… OW
Did he just stab me with a giant stick??
Ow that hurts, but hey it looks like he is using it to get me closer to the fire, so I can be warm! What a kind person. Ahh the heat of the fire feels so good.

Wait why are you giving me to the child? Wait child that is too close! You’re going to set me on FIRE!
Your reborn blob "Toasted" is now a (slightly burnt) s’more!

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Marshmallow Spread

Smores Hot Chocolate

Pokey Stick

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