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Toasted has a minion!
Jet the Mallow
Jet the Mallow
Toasted
Legacy Name: Toasted
The Reborn Blob
Owner: Griffey
Age: 5 years, 7 months, 3 weeks
Born: August 7th, 2018
Adopted: 5 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 7th, 2018
Statistics
- Level: 0
- Strength: 12
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 9
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Toasted
Every big fluffy marshmallow has one dream, to make it on a s’more. As I sit here on this grocery store shelf, the mallows around me share horror stories of ways they have heard fellow mallows die. Some died dissolving in a cup of hot liquid or being eaten raw by a child even! For now, however, we all wait here on our shelf.
“Please pick us, please pick us!” Every bag chants at the customer. The customer reaches out, oblivious, and grabs the bag next to us. So close. Then they reach out again! Finally, my bag is grabbed, and put into a shopping cart! This is the day I’ve been waiting for for so long!
Another person picks me up, and there’s a loud beep. Then into a giant bag I go, bundled up with my mallow mates next to another bag of mallows. Then we’re bundled up and put into a dark room. We sit here for a long while, until finally the room opens, and our customer picks us back up!
Our customer takes our package out of the plastic bag and takes us across the room. Wait, was that a child I just heard? That IS a child! Oh no, please don’t let that be my fate. Ahh here is our new home. This seems like a nice shelf. Plenty of room for us to stay until our day comes!
Hmm interesting, besides me and my puffy comrades there are a few boxes of cereal, some potatoes, and what is that in the corner… Chocolate! Now that is a good sign! Everyone knows for a good s’more you need chocolate! I hear a sweet small voice from the potatoes.
I look back to the potatoes. “I’m not sure!” I tell them, “But I desperately hope to make it onto a s’more someday… and I see some chocolate in the corner, so that’s a good sign!”
“It is indeed!” the potato answers, “I hope you get what you’re looking for, you deserve it!”
“It is indeed!” the potato answers, “I hope you get what you’re looking for, you deserve it!”
Then I hear from the kitchen, “I’m going to start on the sweet potato casserole for dinner!” My heart stops. Everyone knows what you top sweet potato casserole with. I see a hand reach out and grab the potatoes. Then the hand reaches out again, and after a pause, grabs the bag of marshmallows next to me.
Supper comes and goes, and as things are quieting down I hear a child yell “Mommy can I have a marshmallow?” Oh no! The child wants to eat one of us raw!
The customer responds, “Only one, those are supposed to be for s’mores at the fire tonight!”
The customer responds, “Only one, those are supposed to be for s’mores at the fire tonight!”
Oh no! My friend Jet huffs and puffs as the child stuffs him into her mouth. What a terrible way to go. But that means soon it will be bonfire time! And with bonfire time the family will finally make me into a s’more!
Outside I hear the crackle of a nice fire. If only I could get a little closer to the warmth, I’d love to feel it. I’m on top of the bag, this must be my time to shine! Soon a hand slides into the bag and grabs me. This is it, the moment I’ve been waiting… OW
Ow that hurts, but hey it looks like he is using it to get me closer to the fire, so I can be warm! What a kind person. Ahh the heat of the fire feels so good.
Wait why are you giving me to the child? Wait child that is too close! You’re going to set me on FIRE!
Wait why are you giving me to the child? Wait child that is too close! You’re going to set me on FIRE!
Your reborn blob "Toasted" is now a (slightly burnt) s’more!
Profile and Story by Griffey
Overlay by JaclynLaShae
Background from here
Profile and Story by Griffey
Overlay by JaclynLaShae
Background from here
Pet Treasure
Smores
Smores Hot Chocolate
Marshmallow Spread
Meringue Tart
Hot Cocoa and Marshmallows
Burnt Marshmallow
BBQ Marshmallows
All Marshmallow Smore
Cereal
Sticky Sweet Rice Treats
Sweet Potato Casserole
Bonfire
Ghost Graham Cracker Melt
Milk Chocolate Bar
Pokey Stick