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Alistair has a minion!

Honey Bee the Paaka

Alistair

The

Darkmatter Feli
Owner: Lerissa

Age: 4 months, 3 weeks

Born: October 27th, 2025

Adopted: 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: October 27th, 2025

Statistics

Level: 17
Strength: 36
Defense: 35
Speed: 30
Health: 33
HP: 33/33
Intelligence: 42
Books Read: 41
Food Eaten: 15
Job: Unemployed

Hi! I'm Alistair and...I died. It wasn't my intention, truly. I was honestly certain I was immortal, but cancer had to make a fool out of me. The expletives I could use talking about THAT would make the devil blush.

So my human; my bestie if you will; created me here. Honestly they are grieving just fine. Cried good, made a little shadow box for me, put my ashes in a urn and....sifted my ashes to collect bone shards for a small jar....

Just F I N E

In truth, they are handling me being gone well. They said upon adopting me, that hopefully by the time I go they will have more reasons to live. And here they are! 13 years later, healthier, happier, and with more reasons to live. I think I did my job well, if I do say so myself.

So if you're reading this, snack on some cheese and biscuits (delicious buttery biscuits), pet a cat, and meow loudly at a human for food. For its important to remember the little things in life 💚