I know I'm a scary dinosaur, but please don't freak out! Look, it's okay - I've got feathers! Not a real dinosaur, heh! And don't worry, I only eat bugs and mice anyway. You're not a bug or mouse, are you?
Oh, that's good. I didn't want to risk eating you by accident later.
Because I'm the only guy around with feathers, I run the most successful hat shop in all the Jurassic. I mean, what's a fancy hat without a fancy feather?