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Hoffman has a minion!

Seth Baxter the Broken Worm




Hoffman
Legacy Name: Hoffman


The Angelic Dillema
Owner: Horror

Age: 12 years, 11 months, 3 weeks

Born: April 6th, 2011

Adopted: 12 years, 11 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: April 6th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 8
     
  • Strength: 17
     
  • Defense: 16
     
  • Speed: 16
     
  • Health: 17
     
  • HP: 17/17
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Even angels have
their wicked schemes
And you take that
to new extremes
But you'll always be my hero
Even though you've
lost your mind.
The Untold Saw Story (Just for your entertainment)
The recording of a telepathic communication between Mark Hoffman and his new master, Monster (yours truly).


Hoffman: Monster, why the hell are you still not here yet?
Monster: My rescue mission was delayed by Dr. Gordon. He put several of my harvesters in traps, and I had to rescue them first. *shrugs*
Hoffman: What about me? I'm fucking starving to death!
Monster: Don't you have Dr. Gordon's decayed foot and what's left of Adam and Zep to chew on?
Hoffman: I already ate them up!
Monster: O_O!?
Hoffman:What? You wanna watch me die?
Monster: Fine! Chew on your own foot then.
Hoffman: @#*&~{?!!!!!!!!
Monster: You don't need them anyways.
Hoffman: Why is that?
Monster: You dumbass! Don't you know that after the rescue, I'm keeping you in a cage, and calling you a Dillema!
Hoffman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I always wanted to be a Montre! (And stop mind squishing me. I'm not a Dillema YET!)



Profile, overlay, story by me. Mark Hoffman (c) Saw film series.
Lyric from Love the Way You Lie (Part II).

Pet Treasure


Lycanthrope Set Trap

I Wanna Play A Game Sticker

Forgotten Relic

Reverse Jaw Game Device

Gamemaster Rag Doll

Fallen Fallacy Faith Bandage

Banshee Thread of Fate

None Too Clean Scalpel

Plas-Tek Giant Hacksaw

Backup Dirk

Survivors Pump Action Shotgun

Survivors Handgun with Holster

Romero Post Mortem Replacement Tooth

Black Bodybag Beanbag

Zombie Jaw

Dead Person

Hanging Jaw Makeup

Penny For The Guy

Undead Chattering Teeth

Brain Matter

Oozy Intestines

Afoot

Creation Gold Chains

Enchanted Shackles

Set of Safe Keys

Police Badge

Police Shield

Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved

By Meteor Puzzle Sticker

Tales of Blood Book Tape

Police Shades

Abandoned Doqtors Overcoat

Police Tactical Overshirt

Buttoned Black Opera Gloves

Pet Friends