Matlal has a minion!

Merana the Berana

Matlal is a fanpet of the NPC character Matlal. Much of the original layout is already gone, only the text and treasure remain. The image servers no longer hosted the images, so this is just a rough default.

BARON OMAD. THE LADIES. LARGE STICK. SWINGING GOURDS. VOODOO. CAPS LOCK.

PIG. DOG. PIGDOG. XOTL BABIES.



The following are memorable Matlal Quotes:

WHY XOTL? WHY? MATLAL SEND THEM AWAY, DO NOT WANT XOTL, BUT HERE IS HYDRUS XOTL. SOMEONE IS LIKE TROLL TO ME! MATLAL SAY THAT RIGHT? SOMEONE IS TROLLER?
PIGS, YOU MAKE MATLAL VERY ANGRY. TAKE XOTL AWAY! DO NOT BRING ANY BACK AGAIN! NO RETURN OR EXCHANGE! FINAL SALE!


OH BARON, LOOK! YOUR BROTHER MANCHU! HE IS LIKE MATLAL BROTHER NOW: HE GO TO SERVE SEA WITCH, AND NOW HE LOOK VERY PROUD. MAYBE YOUR BROTHER NICER, THOUGH. HE GROW FINS FOR SWIMMING. MAYBE HE GO TO BOTTOM OF OCEAN AND GET AMY FINGER BONES FOR DINNER? THAT VERY NICE. MATLAL BROTHER NEVER MAKE DINNER.


MATLAL WORKING HARD IN ISLANDS, MAKING POISON FROM XOTL SLIME. HE MAKE CAGE, AND XOTLS MAKE BABIES. SO MANY BABIES.
TOO MANY CAGES NOW, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR MATLAL AND BARON. THEY EAT ALL FOOD, AND BARON CANNOT EVEN BITE THEIR FINGERS (TOO MANY POISON). PLEASE TAKE AWAY XOTLS, BUT DO NOT LICK XOTLS - YOU WILL DIE.
ACTUALLY, DO LICK.


MATLAL IS GENEROUS - I WILL OFFER MY SUPPORT FOR MANBEARPIG, PIRATE FIGUREHEAD. EVEN THE LOVABLE MANCHU LOVES MANBEARPIG. Note To User: Manbearpig = Angrybeard, the Pirate Cook.


WHAT IS PROBLEM WITH MY PICTURE? I SEND IT SO YOU CAN ALL BASK IN THE GLORY OF MATLAL. IT IS STILL VERY WARM ON OUR ISLANDS, AND SO I WILL LAUGH AT YOU STUPID PIGS WHILE I SUN MY GOURDS. THE BARON ALSO LIKES TO SUN HIS GOURDS. LEAF IS FOR PROTECTION OF INNOCENT EYES. MATLAL IS VERY GENEROUS.


SORRY, NO TIME TO TALK. I AM TOO BUSY BEHOLDING MY FINE, SWINGING GOURDS.


HMM. THIS TRIBUTE IS ACCEPTABLE. BUT WHY DO I LOOK SO SKINNY? WHERE DID MY RIPPLING MUSCLES AND TONED BUTTOCKS GO?


HAHAH. I LIKE THIS TEAM MATLANA. IT SOUNDS LIKE A CELEBRITY COUPLE IN YOUR DIRTY CITY TABLOIDS. Note To User: Matlana is the combination of Matlal and Merana. The "celebrity couple," is akin to Bragelina.


TOO MUCH TALK, NOT ENOUGH STABBY STABBY.


HAHAHAHA STURDY PELLETS TO THE SEA THE FISHES CAN BUILD CASTLES


WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY BALLS? IF YOU SHAKE THEM AND FLIP THEM OVER, A GREAT SURPRISE IS WAITING FOR YOU.


I AM EXTENDING MY STICK IN FRIENDSHIP. ANY WHO WISH TO MAY TAKE TURNS HOLDING MY LARGE STICK.


THE ISLAND LADIES WEEP AT MY SPLENDOR WHEN I ENTER A ROOM.


I WILL SIDE WITH MY BROTHER. MANBEARPIG IS TERRIBLE, AND HE ROAMS THE LAND ATTACKING HUMANS. I AM SUPER CEREAL


WE MEET AGAIN, MAMBEARPIG AND WORTHLESS SIDEKICK. I HAVE A FORTUNE FOR YOU: YOU WILL RECEIVE AN UNEXPECTED VOODOO CURSE. Note To User: The "Worthless Sidekick" he refers to is Anabelle.


LEE MUUUR? WHAT IS THIS LEMUR? THE BARON IS A MANCHU, STUPID PIG.


MY PELLET WALLS ARE STURDIEST IN THE VILLAGE. WHEN TYPHOONS COME, YOU WILL BE WASHED AWAY AND I WILL STILL BE FINE IN MY POOHOUSE, AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID DROWNED BODY


The following were actual images drawn by User not found: [npc] Matlal Either left on the forums, or left in my user comments.

From Matlal to AeriaLure
Tuesday June 21st 2011 10:29:55 pm
YOU ASK FOR PICTURE OF ME TAKING POISON FROM XOTL? YOU TRY TO STEAL MY POISON TECHNIQUE! YOU THINK I AM STUPID ISLANDER, PIG?

INSTEAD I MAKE YOU PAINTING OF PROPER XOTL DISPOSAL PROCEDURE. YOU MUST PICK UP YOUR BARON, OR THEY CLIMB HIM AND HE VERY ANGRY.

From Matlal to AeriaLure
Saturday November 21st 2009 11:50:20 pm
No comments were left with this image. I'm not sure why he's bleached, but I'm assuming he swam across the ocean to come over for Thanksgiving... Naked...with a fig leaf for modesty xD

Matlal on the forums (Thread titled: "Some Love for Kahaleitzli!")
August 26th 2009 9:51 pm
MATLAL BRING A TRIBUTE. I AM MOST GRACIOUS


Matlal on the Forums (Thread titled: "WOT... Does not compute :s")
August 19th 2009 7:37 pm
I WILL POSE FOR YOU


Matlal on the Forums (Thread titled: "WOT... Does not compute :s")
August 19th 2009 5:39 pm
PIGS, I HAVE MADE YOU A VOODOO APPROVED IMAGE OF OUR PARTNERSHIP

IN THE ORIGINAL, WE ARE BOTH DISROBED, BUT THAT IS FOR MY PRIVATE COLLECTION.



Matlal: AeriaPig. WHERE WE GET:
Exploring The World of Merana
Bleached Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Dyed Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Feli Voodoo Plushie
Ghostly Voodoo Plushie
Love Voodoo Plushie
Rainbow Voodoo Doll
Snowman Voodoo Doll
Tigrean Voodoo Plushie
Trapped Voodoo Doll
Undyed Red Rreign Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Bovyne Plushie
Voodoo Montre Plushie
Suckling Pig
Tribal Fisher Body Paint
Innocent Amy Plushie


AeriaLure: Are you kidding? Will we be funding your spending habit by selling your organs on the Subeta Black Market?

Matlal: WHAT IS FUNDS? I GIVE YOU SPECIAL BROWN "MUD," FOUND NEAR POOHOUSE. YOU SELL. TELL OUTSIDERS IS FACIAL MASK. APPLY LIBERALLY. MAYBE 1/4 INCH THICK, LEAVE ON 15 MINUTES, WASH (OR NO WASH, DEPEND ON PREFERENCE). ONE WEEK, TWO TIMES -- MORE IF WANT. BARON MAKE MORE "MUD" IF YOU GET MORE FINGERS. YOU BUY HIM:

Finger on a Stick
Cherry Finger Licker
Kiwi Finger Licker
Lemon Finger Licker
Orange Finger Licker
Spinach Finger Licker

AeriaLure: I don't think anyone wants to buy your mud mask...

Matlal: TELL LADIES MASK PROMOTE FACIAL HAIR GROWTH. IF LUCKY, GET HAIR ON CHEST TOO.

AeriaLure: Women don't WANT that excess hair.

Matlal: THEY GET HAIR ANYWAYS. WHY WOMEN ALL "WANT LONG HAIR," NO HAVE LONG HAIR; "WANT SEXY BODY," NO SEXY BODY, ONLY FLABBY FLABBY. ALWAYS WANT WHAT CAN'T HAVE. MATLAL GIVE WHAT NO WOMAN WANT! -HMM- AERIAPIG SELL MUD MASK. BARON WORK ON "MANCH-URINE ACID STRIP." HELP RID EXCESS HAIR.



MATLAL THANK FOLLOWING PIGS FOR ENHANCING MATLAL EXPERIENCE:
Beldam Magical Keepsake Box
Blanche Matlal Bobblehead
Georgie Magical Keepsake Box (x5)
User not found: gimme Magical Keepsake Box
Indigo Magical Keepsake Box (x25, MATLAL RENAME YOU MKB Addicts Dealer)
User not found: kushina Baron Omad Hair Tuft
LizBlackDog Magical Keepsake Box (x5), Deranged Reject Voodoo Plushie, Amy Bobblehead, Cursed Voodoo Coffin
User not found: rulire Bunny Voodoo Doll, Red Silly Masquerade, Blue Silly Masquerade
User not found: consecrate Nuclear Xotl Plushie
Xin Piggy Balloon
Anonymous Gifts: Tribal Priest Body Paint



Original Matlal Battle Coliseum art by Lavabeast
Scribe art by bean
Matlal Scribbles by [user="[User not found: [npc] matlal]]Profile by Pepsi
Background Stock image by camaryn-wallpaper.deviantart.com