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Legendairy_131
Legacy Name: Legendairy_131
The
Owner: Aedrix
Age: 14 years, 9 months, 3 weeks
Born: August 17th, 2011
Adopted: 14 years, 9 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 17th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 12
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed

The cow you wish your cow could be.
Her milk is just like a chocolate milkshake, only better.
You can taste the legend.
Probably the best milk in the world.
YOU WANT HER MILK? YOU CAN'T HANDLE HER MILK.
Seriously... once you have her milk, you're never gonna give it up, never gonna let it down, never gonna run around or desert it. It's never gonna make you lie, you're never gonna say good bye, and it's never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
"but... it's just milk"
"... milk!? THIS. IS. LEGENDAIRY"
"Out of 10, how do you rate Legendairy's milk"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!" gulps down glass
"WHAT? NINE THOUSAND?!"
FACT: Legendairy's milk is better than Chuck Norris'
... Legendairy is better than you. That is all.
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