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Bob the Inky
Aemilius Lepidus
Legacy Name: Aemilius Lepidus
The Chibi Montre
Owner: Ringo
Age: 12 years, 11 months, 2 weeks
Born: April 9th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: April 9th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 92
- Strength: 128
- Defense: 19
- Speed: 13
- Health: 14
- HP: 14/14
- Intelligence: 426
- Books Read: 391
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Web Developer
Excerpt from the exploits of a 12 year old shirt ninja.
There is an all prevailing silence in the deep night. I don my ninja gear: black t-shirt, black socks, black sweats, and pokey stick. Silently I glide through the dark corridor, moving from shadow to shadow, extinguishing all lights with my trusty stick. I come upon my destination. The door is locked but no lock has yet to ever stop a ninja of my superior skills. I quietly slide it open and ever so gently close it behind me. My objective lies before me. My goal is nearly complete.Later...
Scorpius walks down the hall turning the night lights back on. He pauses in front of the closed door to his office. There appears to be a soft glow emanating from beneath... He pushes open the door to see a small dark form huddled in his chair in front of the glowing computer screen.
Scorpius "Oi! Furball! You do know it's two in the morning right?"Aemilius Lepidus "Shhhhh. Pinky Pie is about to sing."
Scorpius "Oh!" *ears perk up and he slides a chair next to his nephew's* "Which episode?"
Aemilius Lepidus "Episode 9. The Evil Enchantress song."
Scorpius "Ahhh." *nods in understanding* "Though I prefer when Fluttershy sings it."
Aemilius Lepidus "Of course you do."
Scorpius "What's that supposed to mean?"
Aemilius Lepidus *ignores*
Two hours later...
Lily "Scorpius? Are you coming back to bed?" *walks into the room to see the two males entranced by the brightly colored ponies* "Ah. Of course. What do I have to do around here to get your attention? Do I need to get a cutie mark on my butt or something?"Scorpius *Whips his head around in attention looking very excited* "You'd do that? Really??!!"
Lily *Lily gives him the evil eye and stomps off in exasperation*
Scorpius *calling after her* "What? Did I say something wrong?"
Aemilius Lepidus "Looser old man. Keep it down. I'm watching my ponies."
The Evil Enchantress Song: HERE
Birthday: April 26
Age: 12
Collects: Unicorns
Favorite color: Black
Fan of: ...
Likes: To ninja in the night
Dislikes: People who ask annoying questions
Favorite Word: *silence*
Secretly Likes: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
How to be a shirt ninja: HERE
Credits: Profile, content and overlay by Ringo