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Ghost the Ghostling
Armistyx
Legacy Name: Armistyx
The Sweetheart Harvester
Owner: marvel
Age: 11 years, 11 months, 2 days
Born: April 26th, 2012
Adopted: 11 years, 11 months, 2 days ago
Adopted: April 26th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 435
- Strength: 612
- Defense: 612
- Speed: 612
- Health: 612
- HP: 289/612
- Intelligence: 2,461
- Books Read: 2339
- Food Eaten: 8890
- Job: Editor in Chief
You are now PROBLEM SLEUTH, the hardest-boiled detective of them all. Your GUN is loaded, your FLASK is full, and your pockets are stuffed with CANDY CORN. Everything's coming up Sleuth.
What will you do now?
=> BUILD DESK FORT.Oh no. We're not getting into that again, no matter how much you buff your IMAGINATION stat.
=> EQUIP GUN.What gun? All you have is this KEY.
=> SEARCH OFFICE.Your office is pretty standard. There's a DESK, a WALL SAFE, a WINDOW, and a DOOR.
=> OPEN DOOR.The door is being held shut by a MARBLE BUST in the hallway outside. Between this and the fines you keep getting from the city for violating the fire code, this door's getting to be a real concern.
=> OPEN SAFE.You've, uh, misplaced the combination to this safe. It's locked up tight! There is, however, an UNPLEASANT NOTE from your neighbour and rival tucked away with it.
=> USE WINDOW.Yeah, screw doors, you decide as you COMBAT ROLL through the office window. You're a free man now, baby. A free man covered in shards of broken glass.
=> SEARCH FOR CLIENTS.Right. You ARE a detective, and you've got nothing of your own that needs detecting. Well, aside from the combination to your safe, the reason ACE DICK is leaving you UNPLEASANT NOTES, and who wedged your door shut with that EXTREMELY HANDSOME BUST.
ALMOST nothing. But what kind of GUNSLINGING GUMSHOE solves his own problems? Not the kind anyone wants to read about. For that, you need something SPICY to catch the audience's attention. Something MYSTERIOUS. Something SEXY. Something like...
=> BE HYSTERICAL DAMEYou are now HYSTERICAL DAME.
HYSTERICAL DAME is essentially just PROBLEM SLEUTH in a wig and a JAUNTY LADY'S HAT. That BODICE looks like it could be useful, though.
=> WAIT, WHAT?Yeah, it's that kind of story, buddy. This ain't even the half of it.
=> DON'T DO THAT AGAINToo bad.
You equip your CANDY CANE MYTHRIL JACKET and CAPTAIN'S HAT to become ADMIRAL SLEUTH. Some people might ask how wearing a captain's hat grants you the rank of admiral, but you're in charge of this vessel now, and that sounds like keelhauling talk.
=> HEY, WASN'T THAT COAT SUPPOSED TO BE A GIFT FROM A FRIEND?We've only got room for one confusing multi-character in this story, all right?
=> OKAY, FINE. WHO ELSE IS IN THERE?You unequip your NAUTICAL FINERY and replace it with a CLASSY TOP HAT and DASHING MUSTACHE to become the DAPPER SWAIN. Truly, you are the envy of all the fine gentlemen in this JAZZ ESTABLISHMENT.
=> THERE'S STILL MORE, ISN'T THERE.You bet your sweet bippy, whatever that is.
You carve your GAMBIT SCHEMA into the flesh of this MYSTERIOUS ORANGE GOURD to become the CANDY CORN VAMPIRE. Your CANDY FANGS are precious and adorable.
=> UH OH.What is that, a clown? You hate clowns.
And they hate you back.
=> AGGRESS.You combine your ELF TEARS and other assorted FANTASY NONSENSE to unleash ARMISTYX, one of your deadliest abilities. DEATH HIMSELF lends you his SCYTHE for the purpose.
=> INEVITABLY SCREW AROUND INSTEAD.Turns out Death's scythe makes an excellent teaspoon. Who knew?
=> FINISH THIS ALREADY.You load your blade, the TECTRIX OF THE ARBITER, with INK. Now that you've dealt so much damage, you're ready to unleash your final COMB RAVE: SEPULCHRITUDE. You're looking pretty flashy in that armour, though maybe putting the laurel on top of your private eye's fedora was a little silly.
Boy, this is one spectacular cutscene. Look at you go. You've even summoned your greatest ally, the WEASEL KING, to help.
...That weasel's really flipping out, wow. He has some serious anger management issues.
=> CELEBRATE VICTORY.Again with the desk fort? You know what, I don't even care anymore. At least it's better than your dance moves.
CREDITS
Story, background, and profile by marvel
Armistyx is a fanpet of Problem Sleuth, an MS Paint Adventures webcomic by Andrew Hussie
Pet Treasure
Heart Piece
Magic Enhancer
Suave Famous Fedora
Weathered Sailors Flask
Common Six-Shooter
Candy Corn
Antique Mild Dining Table
Blanket Fort Essentials
Stolen Cabin Key
Calavera Bride Heirloom Bust
Gray Lovely Lady Hat
Sugar Plum Bodice-Style Top
Candy Cane Jacket
White Officer Cap
White Top Hat
Gray Curly Mustache
Candy Vampire Pumpkin Plushie
Vampire Cloak
Scythe
Boxing Glove Clown Doll
The Truth About Clowns
Lovely Classic Teacup
Lovely Classic Saucer
Arid Spoon
Folded Wings
Raven Feather Quill Pen
Black Inkwell
Sword of Sparrows
Leaf Laurel
Roman Soldier Metal Kilt
Weasel Companion