The Nostalgic Keeto
Age: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week
Born: October 15th, 2016
Adopted: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: October 15th, 2016
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
i never thought of myself as a good person.
you know, i never did anything crazy like m-murder, but i mean, i use to hack all sorts of companies and people for some cash. this always took up so much of my time, that everyone whoever tried to get close to me just drifted away. which, to me, was totally fine. i mean, i had the internet, so it wasn’t a big loss. then i stumbled upon some weird website where people were roleplaying as supernatural creatures. it was so crazy to me i began lurking the site more and more, only to realize.... these guys were actual monsters.
super shocked over what i just found out, i decided to play along and assumed the identity of a witch. there i met a boy named raymundo, who had some app where they would send monsters ‘speciality food’. all the others seemed totally freaked by the idea, but i was into it. he’s just serving them rare meat. basically it was just uber eats for monsters??
sorry, i have a point to this. so me and ray hit it off and we talk for months and months online. then he decided he wanted to meet me. that was terrible, considering i looked like. you know... this? but he came anyways and he was even more handsome in person, which SUCKED. but for some reason he liked me too?? so now we’re dating!
he eventually moved in and spruced up my gross, empty apartment. and yeah... how you’re seeing it now is basically his work. but um, so everything was perfect. i kept doing my job, and he didn’t even judge me! ray’s a real sweet guy, when you get to know him- and you’ll know him soon enough. but the point of it is that one night he wandered off and i had zero clue as to where he went. this just kept happening?? and one day i was able to sneak after him. i just figured he was cheating on me, which is understandable.
but it was uh. worse than that?
turns out that speciality meat he was serving up all those monsters weren’t the fancy alligators i’d thought. it was... o-other monsters. and uh. yeah. i totally wasn’t into that. for obvious reasons. i tried to fight him off the monster but there was nothing i could do. i’m not really sure why i didn’t just immediately break up with him. i mean, i did try. several times. but we just kept coming back together??
so now i’m overlooking murder ! and just turning the other cheek! what kind of a monster am i?? i don’t even know what to do. i know what he’s doing is terrible but i’m so selfish i can’t see myself calling the cops?? especially since he told me i’m an accomplice to this whole mess. so... uh... sniffles. i’m still really sorry? i know you’re probably going to be dead soon, and i know you’d want me to free you out of some sense of human compassion... but i can’t. so for that, i’m really sorry. besides... if i did what would he do to me..?
ah! i’m going, ray! sorry. he’s calling me. um. you can just uh, stay there. i know you actually can’t move because... the ropes and all... but yeah, um. n-nice talking to you. and again, super sorry. I SAID I’M GOING, BABE. anyways, just try to relax. i’m sure it’ll be over.... q-quick.
this is all just some big mistake. finn knows that his boyfriend isn't like this.
finn can fix this, can fix him. like he fixes everything.
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Black Tangerine Laptop
High End Computer Tower
Trans Pride Sash
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White Tangerine Smartphone
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