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Derp Derp
Legacy Name: Derp Derp
The Custom Scribble Tutani
Owner: Caitlin
Age: 5 years, 11 months, 1 day
Born: April 26th, 2018
Adopted: 5 years, 10 months ago
Adopted: May 27th, 2018
Statistics
- Level: 8
- Strength: 14
- Defense: 12
- Speed: 13
- Health: 13
- HP: 13/13
- Intelligence: 23
- Books Read: 23
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
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Look, there's nothing wrong with not knowing how to swim, okay? Geez, don't be so rude. It's not my fault, it's not like I haven't tried to learn. I just ... can't. Dr. Anemone says that my fins are underdeveloped and weak, and that I'm lucky to have even made it this far. I disagree. There's nothing wrong with my fins. There's nothing wrong with me. I just can't swim. No big deal, right?
It was a really big deal when Jonah brought the swim floaties to me. No one even knew where he got them? I think he must have been terrorizing the beaches or something and some human left them behind. Not that I blame them, Jonah is awfully scary-looking for a whale, but he wouldn't hurt a mollusk. So anyway, Jonah brought these floaties to me and I tried them on and ... I could swim??? Look, I wasn't expecting that. I thought I would be too big for them, but look at them. Look at ME!
Guys, I'm swimming! I can finally keep up with my family and go hunting with them, even though I've gotten fond of the taste of plankton. Yes, it's an unusual diet for a shark, but I didn't really have much of a choice, did I? But Jonah lets me swim and eat with him now, and gosh I'm just so happy that I could cry. They're tears of joy, okay?
So anyway, that's me. I'm a shark that can't swim, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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