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Garrik


The Steamwork Telenine
Owner: Haiku

Age: 4 months, 1 week, 1 day

Built: April 10th, 2019

Adopted: 4 months, 1 week, 1 day ago

Adopted: April 10th, 2019

Statistics


  • Level: 100
     
  • Strength: 100
     
  • Defense: 100
     
  • Speed: 100
     
  • Health: 100
     
  • HP: 100/100
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Refreshment Concierge


"My brain is wired all wrong,
And they'll agree because it's easier to say I'm gone,
It's time to face the truth in a song;
I've always told myself that it was never true,
Was never true..."

One piece, two pieces and more pieces, countless bolts, metals of all kinds - gold, silver, copper, bronze, nothing was enough if the experiment was not done for good. They experimented with various models, various techniques, and different methodologies until they could hear the trail of electricity buzzing inside the machine. Yes, my friends, it was alive!
All their study time, all their investment now would be very well rewarded. The team was small, had only three members: a physicist, an engineer and a madman, the latter responsible for that insane project. They succeeded in creating a large, solid robot, able to satisfy the desire for revenge that had led them up to that moment. The madman remembered exactly the face of death, the one who took away the great love of his life, in his belly. The robot was created in the likeness of that black wolf, with fangs as sharp as his, but with the difference of being entirely artificial, metallic, so that the advantage was in their side — death can't take away what isn't alive. The glow of electricity ran through the pipes and cables, and the metal wolf was ready for training — why, it was all programmed into the artificial brain.
A series of exercises here and there, the experiment was responsive. Yes sir, everything was scheduled as expected.
But was it, really?


What the team did not expect was to have created such a realistic machine, in the sense that brain programming was not limited to numbers; zero and one, zero and one, zero and one and a thought. A thought, a spark of consciousness that was taking root inside the artificial metal head.
And, undetectable after the series of rapid tests, consciousness kept its secrecy.

Released to the world, the robot began its trajectory of sniffing and finding the object of revenge of its creators, death itself. Each step was easy and controlled, he had no rush really. Except that the more time it took for the robot to get to its goal, more and more his selfconsciousness was growing. That was a risk the team could not take, for after all, they never really asked the robot if he wanted to go after death and kill it — if that was something feasible. The robot was delighted with the landscapes and creatures, slowly learning about life and its cycle. His consciousness expanded. Was he really capable of such a terrible task?

"Sometimes I think that I am the only one
Who's been built poor in the way that he runs,
But how can that be? Am I really that flawed?
I am not the only one!
And it'll never be true."


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Story and art (coming soon) by Haiku.
Profile coding: FallenSamurai;
Background image from Wallpaper Vortex;
Lyrics: Wired Wrong by Steam Powered Giraffe.

Pet Treasure


Antique Box Camera

Bibli

Rusted Pumpkin Morostide King Film

Wreathed Bun Buddy

Vintage Hot Rollers

Timely Stout

Super Awesome Potato

Sunflower Slow Drag Sheet Music

Steamwork Turnip

Steamwork Calculator

Steampunk Pocket Watch

Sprodey

Sockephant

Wooden Playing Cards Case

Steamhorn

Romero Post Mortem Evil Eye Medallion

Repurposed Steam Whistle

Purrito Burrito

Purrito Blanket

Feli Laser Pointer

Purrito

Mechanical Fly

Geiger Brand Cello D String

Candle Bath Token

Werewolf Spooky Doll

Repurposed Flyball Governor

Pocket Masquerade

Pocket Magnifier

Pirate Treasure Map

Pilgrim Matter

P0-T4-T0

Orange Overstuffed Scarecrow Beanbag

Sheeperton

Saunter

Buttgearfly

Brown Twine Corn Husk Doll

Mechanicat Plushie

Knitsy Ann

Dried Pumpkin Stem

Dove Gold Hair Barrette

Decapitated Rag Doll Head

Chipped Tea Set

Plumes of Brassy Train Smoke

Flabby Tabby

Pillbug Plushie

Goblet of Youth

Llama Cookie

Jinglers

Esteemed Rhino

Este Evvu Skipari Tapestry

Domed Reliquary

Cuddly Llama Plushie

Carved Brown Cat Trinket

Peanut Butter Pinecone

Pampered Siamese

Mechanical Brass Bee

Macroscopic Spore

Lifetime Achievement Award

Hungry Pete Recipes: Fall Grilling

Hand-Penned Carolling Sheets

Gold Fish Clip

Gold Embellished Lock

Familiar Watch

Wordwing Butterfly

Save The Clock Tower Fund

Giselle Thrift Rat Scarab Shoe Charm

Fresh Roasted Pumpkin Seed Snack

Engorged Spore Pod

Elegant Brass Pocket Watch

Diabolical Pages of Wizardry

Diabolical Emblazoned Symbol of Wizardry

Demi Calendar

Delicate Gold Pocket Watch

Old Magnifier

Old Coins

Balu

Needle Felted Dragon of Autumn

Mustachio Doll

Mummified Gerbil

Miss Nanny Brooch

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Mini Antlephore Chocolate Pies

Mechanical Snail

Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos

Cogwork Key

Clock Tortoise

Childs Turkey Footprint

Brown Leather Leash

Bronze Summit Key

Broken Gear

Brass Scorpion

Bovyne Cast Iron Boot Jack

Alchemy Token: Minion

Collectible Dwarf Figurine 4

Broken Arrow

Brass Raygun

Box Reliquary

Bourbon Hair Wax

Bone Remote

Billowy Brass Train Smoke

Autumn Quilt Wrap

Antique Thirteen Hour Clock

Airman Gear Fastener

Pet Friends


Vos
You're just like me but... you aren't. Why?

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